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[Dariush]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 5 1s and not a single 6, my ass.

Wincerind 1) is a proficient bowman, 2) can implore the RNG to reroll a single 1 for every 3 1s rolled, 3) lives in an awesome tower hewn out of living mountain rock (living as in still belonging to the mountain, not living as in elemental (though on second thought that would be awesome)) 4) which he can order to come alive and move around 5) and has a familiar imp named Toby that can assume any form Wincerind orders him to.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(5) a dark and ominous mage
(2) with minimal reality-bending powers.
(3) He has a couple of cheep bracelets from a department store
(1) and no rings on his clean-shaven face.
(1) He has been cursed not to be able to equip any hat, otherwise his head would explode.
(1) temporarily loses all of his powers if he someone calls him a wannabe,
(5) and has become a skilled carpenter in order to make ends meet.
(1) He has a great enough hatred for cats that he must kill them on sight,
(3) and has minor skill in single-wielding swords thanks to this.
(1) His hat curse also extends to illusions of hats.

[Greenstarfanatic]

John Kramer is telepathic, and has a knack for Poisoned Weapons. His favourite weapon, by far, though, is A Shotgun. Quite a few, in fact. He keeps about three strapped to his back.
Despite all this, he's very protective of his wife, and will use force in the form of Incredibly Lethal Traps if necessary. He usually rigs the area he's in with quite a few before people enter.

Spoiler: Current Traits (click to show/hide)

John Kramer is a retired electrical engineer, who has extremely late stage brain and skin cancer, both of which have become sentient and send their thoughts into John's mind, but John is resilient enough that the adverse effects only affect him slightly.  He has no hair, and is terrible at mind games.
John has a mild temper, and plans nothing out, so everything always goes wrong. He wears a white cloak with purple lining, and is a decent fighter.

Spoiler: New Traits (click to show/hide)

Telepathic
Has a Knack For Poisoned Weapons
Keeps three shotguns strapped to his back
Very Protective of his Wife
Rigs Traps in the Area he's in

[borno]

Bob has rippling muscles, an iron sword with a hatred for crime. Well, a normal hatred for crime but a hatred nonetheless. He is unable to equip armour, but to compensate has the power to sprout fire from his skin, with the downside being he dies after using this. He died in a battle with a lich a few years back, but was revived by the Gods for his devotion. This revival also made him unable to die, but unfortunately age has still taken a toll on him, leaving him looking like a rotten corpse and possessing little to no intelligence, however, to make up for this he is slightly charming. Oddly, he seems to have shrunk over time as well. He follows the Paladin's Oath™ to the letter, spending his time shambling around the country-side searching for sinners and criminals to devour their brains. He chooses to devour his victims as unlife makes him rely on cholesterol to live for some odd reason.

Because why not

[TopHat]

Spoiler: now (click to show/hide)

TOPHAT IS:
An average sized,
Stark white,
Highly sentient,
British Police Officer Hat,
With no ability to gain Mystical Powers,
has poor cognitive powers
can be the only one within the multiverse at any point in time, instantly violently exploding in the fashion of a nuclear bomb if there is another one of it in the multiverse it occupies.
It possesses the ability to reproduce with any other species, being a composite of all genders of all species.
It is the greatest enemy of the Hat Gods,
and smells like air with mushroom spores

Spoiler: rolling for (click to show/hide)

Made of a strange, indestructible, material
Can speak directly to the mind of anyone wearing it
Is incrediably persuasive
Is the head of a preist-hood of anti-hat-god-rebels
Has pride of place in a museum

[Jembot]

G.Neric:

1) Has control over fire magic due to his family's red hair
2) Owns a 1974 Ford Mustang
3) Has a lethal poison coating all his daggers
4) Has modified his bagpipes to shoot nerve gas or sleeping gas if needed out of the pipes
5) And is a master of the art of cutting up fruit

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 5 1s and not a single 6, my ass.

Blame Random.org.  I get the feeling that if I used actual dice (which I didn't have with me when I was writing the turn) it would have turned out different.

[GreatWyrmGold]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 5 1s and not a single 6, my ass.

Blame Random.org.  I get the feeling that if I used actual dice (which I didn't have with me when I was writing the turn) it would have turned out different.

Random.org seems to "roll" in spurts--first a bunch of high ones, then a bunch of low ones, then some in the middle. Try waiting longer between the rolls, maybe by writing what each means before rolling again.

[Greenstarfanatic]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 5 1s and not a single 6, my ass.

Blame Random.org.  I get the feeling that if I used actual dice (which I didn't have with me when I was writing the turn) it would have turned out different.

Random.org seems to "roll" in spurts--first a bunch of high ones, then a bunch of low ones, then some in the middle. Try waiting longer between the rolls, maybe by writing what each means before rolling again.

I've actually stopped using Random.Org. I'm using DnD Dice Roller.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: Current (click to show/hide)

Miniscule Sparrow
Bright Feathers
Very Sharp Claws
Huge Smartness
Always-on laser beams coming out of his eyes
Psychopath
can grow heavily mutated body parts only in numbers evenly divisible by 13
Slight affinity with magic
Can shit with pinpoint accuracy
Owns three supervillain lairs

Spoiler: Rolling for (click to show/hide)

1. Uses psychic powers to 'see'
2. Moves with supernatural speed
3. Is essentially invulnerable
4. Can FUS RO TWEET
5. Wears a top hat

[Furtuka]

If'm able to join in late then...


Bubbwee is a Lobster, has been trained as an assassin, is an expert at fighting zombies, can teleport, and lives on his own island.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

If'm able to join in late then...

Sorry, after I got 14 people by the second page, I decided to not let others join, because it will be difficult enough to manage as is.

[Zavvnao]

so I still need to list new traits?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

so I still need to list new traits?

You, Wwolin, kahn1234, and pufferfish still need to.

[Gentlefish]

New traits:

1) Has weapons of mass destruction

2) can convert biomass into metals internally

3) megaman arm has extra attachments

4) Insect-like mouth.

5) metal Doc-Octopus-like tentacles on BORG back.

[Zavvnao]

Zavvnao Is not in anyway a deity and his adventures have not made him so. This brown dragon explorer Is of an endangered breed. He is only a diplomat by chance, and not really good at it he as a large family to turn to when he is feeling bad. Also, Ayndr explores in hopes to impress a dragon he admires

Spoiler: have (click to show/hide)

Ayndr is
(4)a slightly smaller than average
(4)brown dragon,
(6)who is a well-known, risky explorer that has many enemies amongst the rich and powerful.
(5)He is also a diplomat,
(1)and has terrible charm.
(3) is fairly good at close-combat self defense,
(4) and continually lives in a swamp unless he has a job to do.
(5) He does not have a single specific mate, but has many foreign friends, and
(2) he hoards good habits, continually searching for new mannerisms.
(1) It is difficult for him to escape danger.

Spoiler:  rolling for (click to show/hide)

Not a deiety
not in an endangered breed
not the best of diplomats
large supporting family
Explores for the respect of an idol