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[borno]

Welcome one and all to the Arena of Sign-ups! All you need to do to join is just simply sign up! It's that easy. Let me show you around!

Spoiler: Legal jargon (click to show/hide)

Oh, don't bother with this stuff. Just skip to the bottom and full out the areas required.
_{We at Borno Enterprises™ are hereby not responsible for any injuries, sanity loss, money loss, death, dismemberment, maiming, imprisonment, torture, pain, house loss, item loss, family loss and anything else in that vein acquired during the arena fight. Have a nice day!}
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Current Items: (Note, everything you state here is subject to liberation)
And while we're at it, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself. Here, you can write it down right here.
Biography:

Spoiler: The Arena (click to show/hide)

Now, this may sound obscure, but the place you are going to is governed completely by dice rolls. Audience loves that stuff. Anyway, here's a quick explanation of everything goes down.

• Everything uses d6s.
• The d6s are subject to modifiers based on the situation, the skills you have, and other factors.
• Combat is two dice from two different people and then the difference between the two rolls. For example, if Steve rolled a 6 while attacking Bob, and Bob rolled a 2 defending, then that'd be 4 HP of damage.
• What's that you say? There's no such thing as HP in real life? Of course there isn't, smartass. We're just using the HP as reference to your current state. In the situation mentioned earlier Bob would have had his head chopped clean off. Except not clean. And not exactly off. He'd probably be in such a state that he'd die next time he gets hit by anything.
• Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, but this arena is made to entertain, and knowing this every turn I'll roll my very own dice to make something interesting happen.
• And that's pretty mu-- Ugh, another question? Fine, shoot. You want to know what I meant by a turn, huh? Yeah, that's just what we call about 15-30 seconds here. Audience love that too.

And I think-- Hold on, I'm getting a phone call. _{Ah, don't tell them about the dice? Oh, too late... Wait, please don't kill me! I'll make something up! Oh thank you so much sir! All hail the monkey lime!} Ahem, where was I? Oh yeah, erm... Change of plans! We're... We're not going to that place I mentioned earlier! Disregard what I just said!

And I think that's it! Once you've finished your form, please drop it in here.

Spoiler: Player List (click to show/hide)

Name: Gamzee Makara
Gender: Male
Age: 7.4 Solar Sweeps
Current Items: Bottle of Faygo, Pair of Juggling Clubs
Biography
Name: Ivan Herosotsky
Gender: Male
Age: 156
Current Items: Russian Aristocratic Robes, Broadsword, Pistol, 1/2 Bottle of Vodka
Biography: Ivan's survived all this time out of sheer will to destroy the Bolshevik forces and reclaim Russia for the aristocracy. He doesn't even accept the fact that the Soviet Union has dissolved, claiming it to be a Bolshevik trick to drop everyone's guard. He entered the arena as it was a chance to kill many Bolsheviks. Da.
Name: Leigh Marsh
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Current Items: Engineer suit, welding mask, over-sized spanner, C.O.G.
Biography: Marsh is a strange sort, for a mechanic at least. Usually whiled away in some workshop working on who-knows-what, he entered the arena for funding needed for several of his inventions needed to "revolutionize the world." As to what they would be, he's tight-lipped about it but certain that the moment they're unveiled it will change everything. He brought one of them to the arena as a test run for it.
Name: Bob
Gender: Male
Age: 4
Current Items: Fake glasses, false moustache
Biography: Bob is a Velociraptor, meaning he can climb walls and glide and eat people's faces and stuff. To get into this, he used a cunning disguise he is still wearing.
Name: Alexei Risovat
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Current Items: AK47, olive hoodie, makarov.
Biography: Alexei was your average kid in the glorious nation of Tejekov, situated betwen Russia, the Ukraine, and Belarus. He had several brothers, a loving family, and was in general as having the best life you could under a dictatorship. However, a revolution occurred, then went horribly sour as the nation descended into madness and barbarism. Ever since he saw his own family gunned down before his eyes, he simply wasn't the same after that. Now he has risen to be the most feared mercenary in the horrific pit of anarchy that is now Tejekov, and now he's fighting for money in the arena. He probably isn't going to like Ivan.
Name: Cheesecake Man
Gender: Cheesecake
Age: Fresh
Current Items: Spandex suit, The Bakinator, The Killy Ray gun, cape
Bio: Cheesecake Man was born in a Cheesecake Factory. He was just a normal cheesecake. For some reason, he gained sentience and was magically teleported here. He was also teleported with a uniform, weapons and a bloodless which can be sated by the screams of the innocents.
Name: Antoine DeMarco
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Current Items: Pinstripe suit, light pistol, switch blade.
Bio: A french 'crime lord' (or, more accurately, petty thief with delusions of grandeur) who apparently cares more for style than... well, pretty much anything else. Considers himself to be a 'gentleman rogue', or somesuch.
Hasn't committed a single actual crime for months, all told. But of course, he insists otherwise.
He entered this in the hopes that winning might get him some kind of reputation as a badass. Considering his competition, that seems more than a little unlikely.
Name: Donzor
Gender: Male
Age: 25?
Current Items: Black Green Leather Robe, T-Shirt Oversized Belt, Spellbook, Sneakers
Biography: Totally not a ripoff of Fonzor.

As always, have a nice day and remember to stop by the  Borno Enterprises™ store near you once this has finished!

[Xantalos]

HRM
I THINK I MAY SIGN UP FOR THIS
BUT FOR NOW I'LL JUST SAVE THIS SPOT HYAH

[scapheap]

Name: Jargon Paris
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Current Items: Computer, I-pad and a fork

Background:A office worker of a 'non-evil' company. Due to the odd locking methods, Jargon is very good at puzzles. He also trained in many high calibers firearms for no reason what so ever.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Name: Gamzee Makara
Gender: Male
Age: 7.4 Solar Sweeps
Current Items: Bottle of Faygo, Pair of Juggling Clubs
Biography

[TCM]

Name: Ivan Herosotsky
Gender: Male
Age: 156
Current Items: Russian Aristocratic Robes, Broadsword, Pistol, 1/2 Bottle of Vodka
Biography: Ivan's survived all this time out of sheer will to destroy the Bolshevik forces and reclaim Russia for the aristocracy. He doesn't even accept the fact that the Soviet Union has dissolved, claiming it to be a Bolshevik trick to drop everyone's guard. He entered the arena as it was a chance to kill many Bolsheviks. Da.

[Xanmyral]

Name: Leigh Marsh
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Current Items: Engineer suit, welding mask, over-sized spanner, C.O.G.
Biography: Marsh is a strange sort, for a mechanic at least. Usually whiled away in some workshop working on who-knows-what, he entered the arena for funding needed for several of his inventions needed to "revolutionize the world." As to what they would be, he's tight-lipped about it but certain that the moment they're unveiled it will change everything. He brought one of them to the arena as a test run for it.

[Eotyrannus]

Name: Bob
Gender: Male
Age: 4
Current Items: Fake glasses, false moustache
Biography: Bob is a Velociraptor, meaning he can climb walls and glide and eat people's faces and stuff. To get into this, he used a cunning disguise he is still wearing.

[Fniff]

Name: Alexei Risovat
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Current Items: AK47, olive hoodie, makarov. (Go ahead and change it to something else if firearms are OP)
Biography: Alexei was your average kid in the glorious nation of Tejekov, situated betwen Russia, the Ukraine, and Belarus. He had several brothers, a loving family, and was in general as having the best life you could under a dictatorship. However, a revolution occurred, then went horribly sour as the nation descended into madness and barbarism. Ever since he saw his own family gunned down before his eyes, he simply wasn't the same after that. Now he has risen to be the most feared mercenary in the horrific pit of anarchy that is now Tejekov, and now he's fighting for money in the arena. He probably isn't going to like Ivan.

[Cheesecake]

Name: Cheesecake Man
Gender: Cheesecake
Age: Fresh
Current Items: Spandex suit, The Bakinator, The Killy Ray gun, cape
Bio: Cheesecake Man was born in a Cheesecake Factory. He was just a normal cheesecake. For some reason, he gained sentience and was magically teleported here. He was also teleported with a uniform, weapons and a bloodless which can be sated by the screams of the innocents.

[Fniff]

I think my guy is going to be like Batman if he had to team up with Deadpool and Squirrel Girl if I get into this.

[TCM]

Name: Alexei Risovat

 He probably isn't going to like Ivan.

That's probably true, as (from Ivan's perspective) he's a *Insert semi-heavy Russian accent here* "A RED BLOODED BOLSHEVIK DOG."

[SomeStupidGuy]

Name: Antoine DeMarco
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Current Items: Pinstripe suit, light pistol, switch blade.
Bio: A french 'crime lord' (or, more accurately, petty thief with delusions of grandeur) who apparently cares more for style than... well, pretty much anything else. Considers himself to be a 'gentleman rogue', or somesuch.
Hasn't committed a single actual crime for months, all told. But of course, he insists otherwise.
He entered this in the hopes that winning might get him some kind of reputation as a badass. Considering his competition, that seems more than a little unlikely.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler: Donzor (click to show/hide)

Gender: Male
Age: 25?
Current Items: Black Green Leather Robe, T-Shirt Oversized Belt, Spellbook, Sneakers
Biography: Totally not a ripoff of Fonzor.

[borno]

Jargon, you're gonna need to post a bio. It doesn't have to be long at all; It can be like Donzor's or Bob's and it'd still be great. The reason I ask this is because we need it to sort out your bon-- Skills. And you, in the corner! Are you going to fill it out or what?

[scapheap]

Jargon, you're gonna need to post a bio. It doesn't have to be long at all; It can be like Donzor's or Bob's and it'd still be great. The reason I ask this is because we need it to sort out your bon-- Skills. And you, in the corner! Are you going to fill it out or what?

And done.