Bandage up my wound as best I can with a strip of cloth from my shirt and contemplate the longness of this drop.
Otherwise, continue on like before.
You rip off a bit of shirt and [1+1+3
-1-1] make that shirt bit bloody. [4-1-1] You bleed to death.
Stab him 37 times in the chest!
"Splat goes the head part! HAHAHA! Now... who the hell threw rocks at me!? That hurt you know!"
Attack the person that threw rocks at me and threaten Mylio that if she doesn't kill someone, I'm punting her off the mountain.
"Well now, let start."
I use Racial power: Summon tea party* and invite Mylio.
*A power that british people can use. It summon a table, a tea pot with hot tea in, chairs to the number of people invited, cups to the number of people invited and sized to each of them and some biscuits. The tea set will bust into smoke if used for combat, even as cover.
"Well, now that that's done, shall we...
umm, hey, where'd she go?
uhh..."
Go over to the tea girl and
"Hey, did you see a girl with this weird spear-breastplate thing around here? I was wondering where she. Whoa, you're hurt. uh, let me see. I think I might be able to..."
attempt to heal her wound
Pretend to be dead so people leave me alone. See if there's any way I could heal myself. Discreetly.
Let's start with the combat.
[7v8+1][1+1-1v8] Evil Unlucky gets the jump on Faye, which he uses to trip at her feet. [7] Ahrian's stabbing of Evil Unlucky works quite well, as well as flinging a couple rocks at his chest. [9-1v7+1+1-1
-2;9+1+1+1] While the rocks do nothing whatsoever, the spear manages to pierce EU's leathery hide in the chest, causing severe damage as well as bleeding. Well, more bleeding. [8+1-1-3] And the bleeding just gets worse.
[8+1+1v8+1+5-2-2] While Evil Unlucky is dying and his offer inferior, Mylio decides to not get punted off the mountain. She bites at Jill's ankle. Due to her diminutive size, this isn't effective. Meanwhile, Ahrian joins Jill's tea party, which Jill was still making. She [3+1] can't figure out how to activate the healing abilities. [2+1] Jill runs into England's dark secret: They can't summon tea parties, they're just good at improvising them. Jill has a teapot and is busy locating some water. "Um, slight delay...give me a few minutes. Or a few of those..." [7+1-1] She's still oozing a little blood.
Nancy pretends to be dead, which is actually pretty easy when your head is blown off. People will overlook just about anything short of you getting up and doing the hula and assume you're dead. As for healing...well, Nancy can't
see anything at all, what with eyes being on the head, but there's nothing you can think of to heal yourself short of magic. Certainly nothing that you could do, blind, deaf, and smellless.
'Hmmm. I have an idea..... What would you say to making some sort of parachute? we'd need some form of cloth first, but it's possible I reckon. Just don't ask me to test it.'
Poor Fezzy, ignored by all.
Practice Rapping to try and level up on my skillz.
You practice rapping.
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Now Faye and E.U. are battling over two corpses!
Anyways, as the title indicates, a lot of hopes kinda got dashed. About the most notable thing that happened was Unlucky getting a bit closer to dying and some bad rapping from Snow.
And no, I'm not going to be modelling skill increase. You've been practicing 5 minutes, you're not getting 10% better.