Nancy watches as her coat begins doing...things. She glares up from the book at the guy who zapped her coat.
She takes this as a challenge, and tries to leap at his face and strangle him with her now Animated coat.
"Uh.... yeah i just kidding about the killing part..." Unlucky says to the girl he tried to kill. And now there's a second one in here... Well back to killing people.
Get Mylio to chew through the artery in the new girl's neck while I use the halberd as a javilin on the book girl. After that, loot everything off the guy I killed... atleast everything I can wear and hold at once.
Try and guess at the function of the Jumper while interducing myself to...Fezzy who seem to the only one in a fight or jumping off the mountain
"Hello, miss?"
[8-2v9+1-1&7+3v9+1] Jill heads out the door, [5+1] determining that her new clothes have a couple abilities, one which only affects her and one that she can inflict on others. [7+3+1
-2v5-1] The chipmunk catches up to Jill, [4+3] leaping up to Jill's neck and [5+1-2v8+1] missing her. Jill [8+1v6+1] slashes at the chipmunk with...nothing in particular. [1-4v8-1+1] It gives the little rodent's fur a nice trim. It once again [9+3;9+1v8+1] leaps, this time striking true [1-3+1v6+1-1] but not breaking the skin. [2+1v8+1] Jill misses, [5+3;2+1-2v1+1-1;9-3v7+1] and Mylio's incisors incise at her neck. This is...not good. [9+1-1-1] The bleeding swiftly starts to slow.
Meanwhile inside, E.U, who has not yet solved the issue of which is his personal name and which is his surname, hurls his polearm. [4+1-1-2v10-2] The big man is a bit embarrassed by the outcome; he gets stabbed by an inconvenient spike, nearly stopping it in midair! [10+1v2+1] His strength is his undoing; the spike tore straight through his arm! [7+1-2] It hurts. (And I noticed a tyop in the rules--it seems I wrote that bit on bleeding when I forgot I was using a d10 system.) Nancy pauses, then hurries for the bleeding man, shaking her animated labcoat at him. [7-1] It wriggles on her, trying to get off.
i can't believed that worked, except he survived. Walk around the mountain, constantly pressing the vine button.
You do so. Whee! Shame that those people keep picking vines.
Something sharp and not a fucking polearm would be GREAT right now. We could stab it into the rock, and tie ourselves to each other. There's GOT to be a way down.
Judge how safe it would be to attempt landing on the ledge.
Well...judging by the blood, you'd probably break something. So, not very.
You are brought a large supply of vines.
"Yeah, it would, but we've got what we've got. Someone had a good idea with that vine rope, they just overestimated how strong the vines are. how about we collect some vines of our own and make a stronger rope?"
Gather all the vines I can find that aren't next to the cliff edge, and bring them back to Spear-Girl-Who-Still-Hasn't-Told-Me-Her-Name.
You do so.
'Well I'm just gonna take a step back now. Can't say I feel safe near a ledge on a mountain filled with psychopaths.'
Help gather vines, staying away from the edge. if attacked, fire jewels at them before hitting them with the club.
Strangely, no one attacks you. How nice. Anyways, you get more vines.
Edmund sighs. "Should've seen that coming. Damned man-child."
Brace for impact. By, y'know, aiming my armored bits at the ground.
((Edit- I'll be insanely amused if I don't die from this.
In that situation, incidentally, could I get Billy Snow as my nemesis(with all the bonuses that entails)? 
))
[3+1] No such luck. [9-1-2] As the rocks become steeper and more jagged, though, you manage to avoid more severe injuries. [MPR: 2] The (acceptable) cost comes in progress; you think you've passed the thirdway point.
((Let me think about it...))
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I just recopied that map last turn, too...
Looks like another of TIoM's famed double deaths may be happening soon...TIoM...TAoM! I haven't updated it in a while!
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