Transform into something with eyes! Preferably a past version of myself.
How would you know what the Shirt does?
[8-3] You know that it does something to you, but don't know how to do it. Or what it will do to you. Maybe it would just turn you into a blind monkey. And then you know no more.
Edmund looks at the mildly insane fight taking place and scoffs quietly.
"Well now. That's... odd."
Get to a spot where I'm less likely to get caught in the middle of some fight(somewhere to the north seems good) and examine those greaves.
You head out the east entrance and towards the north.
Grab rapper
"Yo. Can you do something for me?
Start a rap battle with Kyle.
"You don't mess with Billy Snow, Or you will get your ass kicked, yo!"
"Fine then."
Fuck leaving. Spectate rap battle.
It's a pretty one-sided rap battle. By which I mean that Kyle doesn't join. Possibly because he dies.
The Electric Suit hums.
I thought my hat would protect me. Obviously there's only one thing to do now.
ROCK SLIDE!
Shift center of gravity backward so I'm falling feet-first, grab hold of nearby rocks momentarily to pull self toward mountain. Rip off yellow shirt with defensive ability and quickly put it under my feet. Use the yellow shirt to guide me as I surf down the side of the mountain, hoping it slopes near the bottom so I don't land at a deadly right angle!
Drop both of those, then.
You drop the stuff in your hands and [8+2] stick the Shirt of Yellow under your feet. [7-1] You tumble upwards.
[1-3-2(2nd turn down the mountain)+3(managed to get protected partway through)] You manage to get your head ripped the rest of the way off and are dead. Wow, what bad luck.
Quest for more vines to make more ropes.
It's safe inside, so you grab some vines. [1+3] You manage to tie the vines together.
Stab fingers/claws into this guy's eye holes.
Then just claw his face to bits.
Try to hang on, again.
[10-2(Eye Shot)v3+3-2(Attack coming from head); 10+2(Eye Shot)v1-3] You stab your little monkey paws into Kyle's eye sockets and break them. You feel something squishy.
You get two Attribute points and two Karma points.
Ahrian Spawns!Ahrian looks around, confused. How did she get here, and why do her feet hurt? It probably has something to do with those leather socks she's wearing, bright lavender with some lime-green accents.
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I told you juming off the mountain was dumb.
And, surprisingly, a Google search of "Blue T-Shirt Glass/Leather Pants Spined Halberd Sneakers Chain Shirt of Plainness" did not turn this up very early.