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Author Topic: The Islands of Misery: Another Turn  (Read 53413 times)

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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #90 on: May 08, 2013, 06:42:55 pm »

Head to Lucky's corpse, nimbly grab the angelic hat, run behind boulder again and try to see what it does.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #91 on: May 08, 2013, 08:20:45 pm »

"What. The. Fuck. Was. That."
Determine what my pants do and then punch the bitch that threw? a rock at me. And then apologize and explain I've had a bad day.
The rock completely missed.

((Kyle Johnson is amazing. he's apparently covering half of the mountain.))
Yeah, he really needs to work out.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #92 on: May 08, 2013, 08:22:50 pm »

"What. The. Fuck. Was. That."
Determine what my pants do and then punch the bitch that threw? a rock at me. And then apologize and explain I've had a bad day.
The rock completely missed.

((Kyle Johnson is amazing. he's apparently covering half of the mountain.))
Yeah, he really needs to work out.
...Stupid missing /abbr tags.

Yes, but when you are part mountain you don't need to be perfectly correct!
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #93 on: May 09, 2013, 02:45:14 am »

Hm...there's that one guy who doesn't seem to be wearing much under his suspicious sweatshirt, and who wears a top hat? And what's with that one woman in fatigues, or that guy in the plastic shirt? You'd come up with ways for Kyle to be suspicious, but you aren't aware that they're here.
(I profiled myself...)

Look for a way down the mountainKyle Johnson
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #94 on: May 09, 2013, 06:36:40 am »

Hm...there's that one guy who doesn't seem to be wearing much under his suspicious sweatshirt, and who wears a top hat? And what's with that one woman in fatigues, or that guy in the plastic shirt? You'd come up with ways for Kyle to be suspicious, but you aren't aware that they're here.
(I profiled myself...)
...You can't be too thorough?
Besides, it was kind of a silly action. Yeah, that's my explanation.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #95 on: May 09, 2013, 06:38:41 am »

Hm...there's that one guy who doesn't seem to be wearing much under his suspicious sweatshirt, and who wears a top hat? And what's with that one woman in fatigues, or that guy in the plastic shirt? You'd come up with ways for Kyle to be suspicious, but you aren't aware that they're here.
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Look for a way down the mountainKyle Johnson

Woah, by me a drink first at least! Also who know you could be a rapist and not know it.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #96 on: May 09, 2013, 09:42:43 am »

PTW
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Ominous
« Reply #97 on: May 09, 2013, 12:22:30 pm »

Go inside, grab the vine-making thingy, walk outside, zap it at the wall, walk back inside, return it to its owner, politely thank them and apologize.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Awkward...
« Reply #98 on: May 09, 2013, 06:16:35 pm »

"What. The. Fuck. Was. That."
Determine what my pants do and then punch the bitch that threw? a rock at me. And then apologize and explain I've had a bad day.
[5-3] They look awesome, or pathetic. Your choice.
[8+3v8] You punch Faye right in the chest. [9-4v5-2+3] Faye's breath is knocked out of her, [8-3] and your hand is sore.
You cap it off with an apology.

"Oh my god, oh my god, I'm sorry! D-did I hit you?"
Seeing the angry, brightly-colored man walking my way, respond peacefully.
Ah, please, I didn't mean to hurt you! Please don't come any closer, or- or- I'll have to use this!
Shake spear half-menacingly.
[8+3v8] Kyle doesn't listen, he punches you in the chest. [9-4v5-2+3] This only knocks the breath out of you, thanks to that wonderful bit of armor you have. He then swears under his breath before saying, "Sorry, I've had a bad day."

Continue pressing buttons.
[4-2+1] You find no new functions. Someone grabs the suit, though, which makes you feel...violated.

Head to Lucky's corpse, nimbly grab the angelic hat, run behind boulder again and try to see what it does.
You snatch the Hat and retreat. [3+1+1] It contains some kind of defensive enchantment.

Look for a way down the mountainKyle Johnson
[4-1] Short of using magical girl powers to fly down...you've got no idea.

Go inside, grab the vine-making thingy, walk outside, zap it at the wall, walk back inside, return it to its owner, politely thank them and apologize.
You grab Snow's bathing suit and tug. "It won't come off!"


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I mean, why does person keep trying to take it?
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Awkward...
« Reply #99 on: May 09, 2013, 06:30:21 pm »

Make vines grow again. don't stop until they are 5 feet high or something bad happens to me.

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Re: The Islands of Misery: Awkward...
« Reply #100 on: May 09, 2013, 06:48:37 pm »

"Ah yes that one is still around... truly I am sorry about that."
Go outside and look for a weapon, if there is a really good opportunity for it kill the snickerer.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Awkward...
« Reply #101 on: May 09, 2013, 06:56:04 pm »

Ack... That kinda hurt... Ah, it's OK, though, just... let me catch my breath...
Y-you seem a lot stronger than me... But maybe we could team up? I have a knack for figuring things out, and since you don't know what your item does... E-either way, we should get out of here. Vines... I don't like the idea of someone controlling vines near me. I know what those things are capable of.
Offer friendship. Either way, leave the building in the least-viney direction. Leave the building and go loot the two corpses of their pauldrons. I will become the tank.
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Awkward...
« Reply #102 on: May 10, 2013, 02:06:20 am »

"Rapper plant guy, can you make a 'ladder' of vines off the side of the mountains?"
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Awkward...
« Reply #103 on: May 10, 2013, 12:38:08 pm »

((oops.))
"sorry. Misread."
Apologize. Exit quickly. Turn self into monkey using shirt-thing. Climb to top of building.
((it works like that, doesn't it?))
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Re: The Islands of Misery: Awkward...
« Reply #104 on: May 10, 2013, 02:59:27 pm »

((oops.))
"sorry. Misread."
Apologize. Exit quickly. Turn self into monkey using shirt-thing. Climb to top of building.
((it works like that, doesn't it?))
You'll find out when freeform posts an action...
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