Ok try to activate them.
Further testing reveals that they don't. It's a passive ability...which activates as Jones hits you with his spiky axe thing. [9-1v6+2] You very nearly dodge out of the way...in part due to a weird blue glow. [9-1v5-3] Ouch. Your arm gets cut off, along with one Pauldron. Oh dear on many levels.
Begin to say a increasingly odd list of phases to see if they are magic girls greaves. Failing that, look for a button on them.
[2-1] You say a phrase and feel so magical! Yeah!
...Please act like you think you're a magical girl.
'Oh. Sorry fezzy. I'll get you soon.'
Try again. Failing that, step out of the door.
Charge Lucky.
React to their reaction. Probably violently. If no reaction, definitely violently.
Oh, and don't let go of the halberd now that I've picked it up without injuring myself.
[3-3] You try throwing the halberd at the fez. You now have a destroyed fez. Filled with anger, you charge Lucky!
[9-3v3][9-1v6+2] Lucky
very nearly dodges out of the way, glowing with a faint blue light, but you get him on the shoulder. [9-1v5-3] This manages to cut off his arm. As you dramatically raise your halberd in triumph, saying "WHO'S LUCKY NOW?", [1v3-3] someone blunders into you from behind! [10-3+1v1+2] (
) You are impaled on the spikes of your own halberd and fall over.
Chuck pebble up. Use it to check how strong gravity is.
Examine surroundings for useful stuff.
You throw the pebble up. It returns and bonks you in the hat. Gravity works!
The surrounding mountaintop isn't covered with anything useful, unless you count pebble piles or the occasional boulder.
Press another button on my suit.
[6-2] You see a brief flash, almost like a cursor, but it vanishes.
"Hm... need a better way off this island..."
Head back to Dakota. Punch him in the nuts. Steal vine creation device.
You wander over to Dakota Jones. [9-3v3] He blows past you, forcing you to spin around to punch him. [1v3-3] You blunder into Jones almost be accident, [10-3+1v1+2] (
) which causes him to stumble forward and stab himself on one of his halberd's spikes. There are now two heavily-injured people lying on the stone at your feet.
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Wow. Just wow. I cannot comment on this turn of events because I don't know where to begin.
Oh, wait.
SOMEONE'S LUCK SCORE MATTERED!