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[Lukeinator]

Bump

[GreatWyrmGold]

Working on the turn. Things have distracted me. Guessing what Pit of Magic pages mean, reading Worm, occasionally doing things I need to do IRL...

[dewboy]

Working on the turn. Things have distracted me. Guessing what Pit of Magic pages mean, reading Worm, occasionally doing things I need to do IRL...

Ugh. Real life. I feel sorry for you man. I'm on summer vacation and that means NO RESPONSIBILITIES

[Greenstarfanatic]

Working on the turn. Things have distracted me. Guessing what Pit of Magic pages mean, reading Worm, occasionally doing things I need to do IRL...

Ugh. Real life. I feel sorry for you man. I'm on summer vacation and that means NO RESPONSIBILITIES

WOO

[Lukeinator]

I think it is time to bump.

[Lenglon]

Working on the turn. Things have distracted me. Guessing what Pit of Magic pages mean, reading Worm, occasionally doing things I need to do IRL...

Oi, you letting this die GWG?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Working on the turn. Things have distracted me. Guessing what Pit of Magic pages mean, reading Worm, occasionally doing things I need to do IRL...

Oi, you letting this die GWG?

No. Not intentionally.
I swear, the tabs the next turn is in are right on the left side of this very window.

[dewboy]

(pops out of window, looks to the other window) DIE DIE DIE DIE

[GreatWyrmGold]

I WIIILL SURVIIIIIIIIIVE

Ayup.
[7+1-1-3; MPR 3] You get a couple big gashes torn in you. It can't be much farther to the bottom, can it?

Grab the heart of gold chain and the leathered coif off Unlucky's corpse.

You snag loot!

"Oh, finally. so that's how it works. thanks for letting me practice."
Ahrian looks around
"Now then, where did she... um, thanks for the tea, but I really should get going. I'm a bit worried about my friend."
Go looking for Spear-Girl-Who-Still-Hasn't-Told-Me-Her-Name

Huh. Could've sworn I posted already...
Go stand next to someone who isn't a corpse.

I suppose you two find each other and chat.

Try vine rope again.

[4+1] You make a flimsy rope, despite being interrupted by a big, dumb guy telling you to give him your lunch loot.

'Productivity ho! But first, to find my inheritance.'
Look around for the spiked halberd again. Then join scapheap's character in making ropes.

I have no idea where it went. I'll just give it to you.
[5-1] Fezzy's clumsy hands can't make a good rope.
She is interrupted by a big moron saying, and I am not making this up, "Gimme your lunch loot!"

Sneak up on closest dork and bully them for their lunch loot.

You stand by Fezzy, Jill, Mylio, and Squintage. "Gimme your lunch loot!" Then...

"Would anyone be open to a game of wits against a 238 year old wizard?"
Try to rap battle someone.

You decide to rap-battle this lunatic near you.

Spoiler: Battle! (click to show/hide)

"I'm Squintage, I'm here to say
That you will regret this rap today!" WEAK START--+1 to opponent's next roll.
"What?" EMBARRASSMENT TO YOURSELF--+1 to next opponent's roll.
"You muscled fool and piece of poo,
The worst man I can think of: YOU!
You're a big ol' hypocrite,
And muscular with a brain of--mud!
I hit your head, and you go THUD!" THE BEST SO FAR--+1 to future rolls.
"Oh, yeah?" ARE YOU EVEN TRYING--+1 to next opponent's roll.
"Oh yeah, m'bich, that's all you've got?
I'll hitcha while the iron's hot!
I tell ya, this is where the game izzat!
So tell me, is that what you call rap?" GOOD--Opponent's next roll gets -2.
"No, it isn't. Leave me alone." OKAY, SO YOU AREN'T--Future rolls get -1.
"Look, just humor me, okay?" ENTREATY--Nothing.
"Fine, you stupid git,
Now you should frak* on out of it." BACK INTO THE SWING--Nothing.
"You know? Give up.
You stupid cunt,
That's all you got
And all you want?
G'bye, I claim my win
And it is not a sin." FATALITY--Victory!

Squintage gets an Attribute Point. Jurgen's feelings are hurt so badly that he loses one. Pick stats, guys.

'.,*'',.;`,',.`
'.`',.`'.`,.*',
";.`,'"`.;,`:'.
'.-o'.`,;`'.,`'
;,"''`"@,;'`.',
%`;@@--@--'`;,.
':.,@|+++|;'`.,
':`.,@,I++'*'.:
g''#@|@++|'*";,
;.`;,--+--'.`,:
:,';;`"@.`':".`
'.-o",`@;`'.,`'
"`.,;",".,;``;,
;`*'.;,`";.`':,
"*;.,'*;,o.;;`"

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Statuses

[scapheap]

More ropes making with Jill & Fezzy on next, channel 5.

[Greenstarfanatic]

I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY!

Continue singing inspirational songs to self until hitting the bottom.

[Persus13]

Put on the loot I grabbed. Rap battle Jurgen. Because I am the only one who can lose at rap battles! Unless I win.

[Lenglon]

"So, what's your name anyway? It seems kinda wrong to just keep calling your Spear-Girl all the time."
since nobody is hurt near me, converse.

[sjm9876]

'Now then, let's be reasonable....'
Attempt to reason with the random bully. Under no circumstances give up the loot. if they refuse to back down, stab them. If I fail to stab them with the stabbing end, stab them wit the spikes on the shaft.

[Squill]

((Wow... I'm a dick... Oh well.))
Put point in agility. Continue to search for rap foes.