"YOu beat me in a rap battle? I demand a REMATCH!!!!!!
Accept the challenge!
"Mah name is Snow, and I'm not down,
I am still the bug boy in town!
You can't just make me cry
Like any little guy." BAD START: +1 to next Enemy Roll
"Wha? You just...wait, crap.
You're not the only dog who can rap!" WORSE START: -1 to all rolls
"Yeah, I am." THIS JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE: -1 to all rolls, +1 to all Enemy Rolls
"Then prove it, boy, 'cuz I've just shown
That you are someone I can pwn!
And that is quite a thing to prove
When it comes to targets which move.
But, in three minutes you can not
Become more of a rapbot. PWNAGE: +1 to all Rolls
"Am I no bot? Well, beep boop you.
You're not the only--This game's played by two.
See, I can make a comeback here
And you will soon tremble in fear." RECOVERY: No new penalties
"Tremble in fear? No chance, Lil' man.
Got rap? Then show it off...if you can." INTIMIDATION: -2 to next Enemy Roll
"I'll show you mah rap, you little pussy.
When I'm done here, you'll look quite wussy
And will thereafter must submit
To the rule of my awesome bit.
So, to turn on the trauma:
Do you know what they say 'bout yo' mama?" CONFIDENCE LOST: Permanent -1
"They know she's great and so she is
And musta been, to have such kids!
And your act is pretty stale--
Rap in a tavern for your ale.
Yer pathetic and know you are...
Head back to your land afar. OUCH: Permanent +1
"I, a dinosaur? You're more the type
And despite all of your hype
I'm still the more rappy
And your attempts are rather crappy." DIGNITY LOST: Permanent -1
"Your bark is good, I'll give you that,
But bite is a more important hat
For a true Rapster to wear.
It's just not very well in your care.
You say that you're 'Da Big Cheese'
But your real rapping...please.
My mama, who is very great,
Raps better than you, filled with hate.
You are a fool for your rematch;
It has further defeat hatched." FATALITY--Enemy is Defeated! Again!
The same thing happened again. Evil Unlucky has two points to spend, Snow has -1, and Unlucky...
As he crosses his arms, a reddish, cape-shaped cloud of energy manifests and drapes itself, flowing in the wind, dramatically. As it solidifies, it becomes more heavy and flows downward around his shoulders, with a final burst of solidity becomes a mantle of reddish stone. It's heavy, [7+1] but you manage to remain perfectly fine under the pressure.
Climb down the way down.
[4+3-2] Oh dear. You would be perfectly fine, but your broken ankle can't hold much weight; you lose your grip and begin to fall down the mountain! The bad news: [9-2+1-2] You are badly scratched and scraped. The good news: [MPR: 4] You're now halfway there!
Wait to turn back into a human.
Get dressed.
You turn into a naked human, save the monocle and hat. Blushing slightly, you slip your suit back on. It's badly scuffed, seems to have a couple rips, and you're not sure if that footprint on the shoulder will ever go away.
"so... what now? any idea what we're doing here?"
look around, continue following spear-girl.
Turn to Ahrian.
Y-yikes! I didn't notice you come up behind me like that, ah... Please don't do that, I might have attacked you, and I don't want to cause any trouble...
Shyly back away, sure not to step over the edge of the mountain.
dont get the message
"Bah, I'm not that scary."
Step over next to spear-girl, ignoring her personal space, and look down the cliff where she did
"Hunuh, long drop. anyways, what's up? Got any idea what we're doing here? and what's with the spear anyway?"
Girl talk. How uninteresting, as far as things the GM has to do go.
Explore the great unknown! To the east!
There's a couple girls talking to you towards the south, and the monkey turned into a naked man. He looks vaguely familiar...
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It should be noted that I gave Snow a +2 to all rolls in both rap battles.
It didn't help.
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