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[Greenstarfanatic]

I didn't get to go on the latest job. What do I do now?
Well, you're in luck! While you're here at the office, there are quite a few things you can do! You can take some of the odd jobs we have posted on the bulletin board, you can play a game on your computer, you can shop for gear, chat it up with your co-workers, or even just wander the city. It's all your choice.

Well, what if I don't want to do any of that?
Well then fuck you! You can figure out something to do! Rob a bank for all I care! Just do it silently. We don't want to be shut down.

Current Off-Duty Agents:
10Ebbor10
Cheesecake
Demdemeh
Gamerlord

Spoiler: Bulletin Board (click to show/hide)

HEAVY LIFTER WANTED

Report To Al's Warehouse Supply Warehouse for Details.

25$ Reward

Spoiler: Research Lab Specimens (click to show/hide)

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Main Thread

[Greenstarfanatic]

Reserving for anything.

[Dwarmin]

Gerome pushed up his glasses, yawning. He couldn't believe they didn't choose for the first job! He was experienced, dammit!

Shrugging, he turned back to his comp and finished typing his message

Hey Mom+Dad!

Doing fine in new city, though I don't like the smog. Makes my sinuses swell shut. Got a new job, but not sure how it will go. Thanks for the money, I was broke. Will pay you back...one day!

Hows things on your end? Did those animal transmogrification experiments turn our alright? Get back to me when you can,

Love, Gero

~SEND~

Action: Shoot an email back home and see how the family is doing

[Greenstarfanatic]

Before you can send the email, your boss pops into your office.

"Hey. Didn't you hear? The new guy fell out of the window. You're taking his place on the Demon Lawyer job."

[Dwarmin]

Before you can send the email, your boss pops into your office.

"Hey. Didn't you hear? The new guy fell out of the window. You're taking his place on the Demon Lawyer job."

Gero sends it anyway, and pushes himself up from his desk.

"Well, guess everyone can't hack it. I'll get suited up in 10." He replied, cracking his knuckles.

[Demdemeh]

Checks the bulletin board for some of these odd jobs he's heard about.

*Quiet, heavy breathing*

[Greenstarfanatic]

The bulletin board only has a few jobs up, but they seem to pay decently. Looks like they range from 25-50 bucks.

[Demdemeh]

Take one of the higher-paying jobs.

[10ebbor10]

Look for interesting research options, mark of my personal research space, settle in..

[Greenstarfanatic]

Take one of the higher-paying jobs.

You decide against the Warehouse Job, as it only pays 25$. You start trying to decide which of the others to take, when your Watch chimes in.

"EEEEEEEEEY MON! How 'bout you talk to lonely little ol' me down here on yo wrist mon?"

Look for interesting research options, mark of my personal research space, settle in..

Seeing as you've already gotten your key-card for the Lab, you decided to check it out. You swipe the key at the door, and it locks behind you.

The interior of the lab looks convoluted, but to you, a research professional, it's very lacking, especially in the actual 'Things To Research' department. Damn. Maybe you could check back after the rest of the office gets back from their job.

[Demdemeh]

Several long minutes staring awkwardly at the watch.

"So. You talk. They said so. Not so much how, though. How are you lonely, if wirelessly connected?"

[Cheesecake]

Jim walked into the office. Another boring day.

"Hey guyth. Wotcha doing?" he says, in his trademark lisp.

He walks up to the bulletin board to look for a job while he was off-duty.

"Thisth seemsth nithe."

Take the comedian job.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you can't understand the lisp or you just think it's rude and unfunny, just tell me and I'll stop.

[Demdemeh]

Turns slowly to watch Jim enter and examine the bulletin board.

Looking at the same jobs. Talking to my watch.

Frowns at the comedian job. Decides to take Pizza delivery job.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Several long minutes staring awkwardly at the watch.

"So. You talk. They said so. Not so much how, though. How are you lonely, if wirelessly connected?"

"I let you in on ah secret, mon. The boss mon went to the govoment and explained your job so well, dat dey gave you us! We been hooked up wit tom cray emotional generators, and we use dem whenever we get da chance, mon.

Jim walked into the office. Another boring day.

"Hey guyth. Wotcha doing?" he says, in his trademark lisp.

He walks up to the bulletin board to look for a job while he was off-duty.

"Thisth seemsth nithe."

Take the comedian job.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you can't understand the lisp or you just think it's rude and unfunny, just tell me and I'll stop.

((It's fine. It reminds me of my own lisp.))

Jim ignored you talking to your watch, and writes down the address of Al's Comedy Club on his hand. He bounds down the steps to the ground floor, and hops on his bike.

No, not a motorbike.

Nor a Road Bike.

Nor a Mountain Bike.

His sister's old bike.

As he's strapping on his helmet, his watch starts laughing, causing him to fall off. Damn Emotional watches....


MEANWHILE:

Turns slowly to watch Jim enter and examine the bulletin board.

Looking at the same jobs. Talking to my watch.

Frowns at the comedian job. Decides to take Pizza delivery job.

You sigh, and grab the tag with the address from the Poster, and head down the stairs after Jim.
You watch as he gets on a hot-pink bike with tassels, and immediately falls off of it.
Hah. What a dork.

You get into your Volkswagen Beetle and start driving off to your destination.

"Ey mon. Why don you feed that strip to me?"

[Cheesecake]

"Sthupid watch. Hey, I know! You couldth be my thidekick in the thow!"

Get back on the bike. Use watch as sidekick in the show.