Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I had an idea for an anti-piracy measure that works out to a pirated copy of a game constantly playing various communist anthems and "You are a Pirate" on maximum possible volume with no way to turn it off.

[DWC]

You know, I think a fun thing to have as a yard decoration when I have a house would be a giant bronze bust of some Soviet leader or other pilfered from the Eastern Bloc. Imagine...I could intimidate visitors by flanking my driveway with twin giant heads of Lenin.

Bro I think that'd violate one of the HOA's rules and they'd probably fine you.

Or you'd kick off some kind of 'keeping-up-with-the-joneses' thing and your neighbor will have a big Pol Pot statue erected in his garden.

[MaximumZero]

I had an idea for an anti-piracy measure that works out to a pirated copy of a game constantly playing various communist anthems and "You are a Pirate" on maximum possible volume with no way to turn it off.

I can turn off my speakers, man.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I had an idea for an anti-piracy measure that works out to a pirated copy of a game constantly playing various communist anthems and "You are a Pirate" on maximum possible volume with no way to turn it off.

I can turn off my speakers, man.

But then you will not be able to hear the game. (Also, all character's heads will be replaced with badly inserted Lenin heads wearing eyepatches.)

[Vector]

You know, I think a fun thing to have as a yard decoration when I have a house would be a giant bronze bust of some Soviet leader or other pilfered from the Eastern Bloc. Imagine...I could intimidate visitors by flanking my driveway with twin giant heads of Lenin.

Make it as expensive and ridiculous as you possibly can.  And hire snipers to keep undesirables from touching it.

[Xantalos]

You know, I think a fun thing to have as a yard decoration when I have a house would be a giant bronze bust of some Soviet leader or other pilfered from the Eastern Bloc. Imagine...I could intimidate visitors by flanking my driveway with twin giant heads of Lenin.

Make it as expensive and ridiculous as you possibly can.  And hire snipers to keep undesirables from touching it.

DO THIS

[Loud Whispers]

You know, I think a fun thing to have as a yard decoration when I have a house would be a giant bronze bust of some Soviet leader or other pilfered from the Eastern Bloc. Imagine...I could intimidate visitors by flanking my driveway with twin giant heads of Lenin.

You'd kick off some kind of 'keeping-up-with-the-joneses' thing and your neighbor will have a big Pol Pot statue erected in his garden.

Chain reaction and suddenly everyone's gardens are full of political Titans.

And then...

Revolution.

[DJ]

Dibs on Kim Il-Sung!

[RedWarrior0]

And then some asshole goes on a statue toppling spree. Or a house-burning spree.

[Loud Whispers]

And then some asshole goes on a statue toppling spree. Or a house-burning spree.

Hire snipers to keep undesirables from touching it.

My Lenin is ready

[Vector]

Yeah, well.  You just tell the press he's a fuckin' commie and they'll track him down.

[misko27]

My mom got a postcard telling her to RSVP "Founder's Champagne Brunch". Cheapest price for an individual ticket is $200 dollars, but there are options for Silver, Gold, and even Platinum Tables! (Which is up to $10,000 dollars!)

Forgot to post this.

Yeah, It's not the most Decadent, but it's decadence delivered right to the front door.

[Zrk2]

I want one of the new Camaros. It doesn't matter that I never drive anywhere. I just want it.