The fear of food running out weighed heavily on the kobolds as they began their first summer in Ebentijenta. Though the stocks were high for the moment almost all of their meat was from the jack rats they had been slaughtering to get bone weapons. Thus the task was begun to hunt (and possibly recover the corpse of) the giant badger who had fallen down into the lake far below. The camp set to work building a grand stairway downward from which to throw bolas at the horrible beast. Before it was finished though, there was a cry of good news. Migrants had arrived.
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Ralnya Chinabjebebi: Wave One, Blowgunbold
He is seven years old born on the 22nd of Malachite in the year 94.
He is married to Onens Hobenobenild who is not a part of Ebentijenta.
He is fat. His slightly sunken yellow eyes are slit. His taupe gray skin is very smooth. His snout is somewhat long. His hair is somewhat long. His muzzle is somewhat narrow.
He is rarely sick, but he is clumsy and slow to heal.
Chene likes slate, nickel, tsavorite, amber, cabinets, gigantic squids for their ability to spray ink and pig tails for their twisting stalks. When possible he prefers to consume spotted ratfish, bumblebee mead, horse's milk, and lich meal. He absolutely detests cap hoppers.
He has a very good feel for social relationships,but he has an iffy memory, poor empathy, and very bad intuition.
He is a nervous wreck. He is very slow to anger. He almost never feels discouraged. He is confident under pressure. He is somewhat reserved. He can be very happy and optimistic. He greatly appreciates art and natural beauty. He prefers stability and security to ambiguity and disorder. He finds helping others very rewarding. He is easily moved to pity. He tries to live a well-organized life. When he is nervous he has a habit of chewing on his cheek.
Chene was born under the sign of the kestral. Kobolds born under the kestral are natural hunters and bowyers. Like all Air Sign kobolds, they are adept at stealth and cannot be ensnared in webs.
Splinter Chabenochinema: Wave One, (Future) Swordsbold
He is married to Janonty Rustlunch who migrated with him to Ebentijenta.
He is six years old born on the 1st of Granite int he year 95.
He is incredibly skinny. His yellow eyes are somewhat narrow. His copper skin is very smooth.
He is possessed of amazing recuperative powers, but he is clumsy, flimsy, and very weak.
Ild likes gypsum, ebonglass, tsavorite, the color katamba-black, pointy sticks, millstones, earrings, drakes for their scales and rock guardians for their bizarre personalities. When possible he prefers to consume stalk whiskey, longland flour, and quarry bush leaves. He absolutely detests scarabs.
He has an amazing spatial sense, but he has little willpower and poor empathy.
He is always tense and jittery. He is very slow to anger. He almost never feels disouraged. He is concerned about rejection and ridicule. He feels strong urges and seeks short-term rewards. He is confident under pressure. He is somewhat reserved. He can be very happy and optimistic. He has a fertile imagination. He greatly appreciates art and natural beauty. He loves new and fresh ideas. He loves to defy convention. He finds helping others very rewarding. He has a sense of duty. He scratches his ear when he's nervous. He does not mind being outdoors at least for a time.
Ild was born under the sign of the coyote. Kobolds born under the coyote are creative free spirits and tend to excel at craftswork. Like all fire sign kobolds they move a bit more quickly than others.
Banante Onaneldabentane: Wave One
He is married to Obaba Buttocktyphoons who migrates with him to Ebentijenta.
He is five years old, born on the 24th of Opal in the year 96.
He is weak. His muzzle is broad. His snout is somewhat short. His taupe gray skin is very smooth. His slightly rounded yellow eyes are bulging. His hair is quite long.
He is agile, but he is flimsy, quick to tire, and very weak.
Barante likes bismuthinite, rose gold, blood of armok, fire, unknown frozen plant substance, giant impala hoof, the color cinnamon, gauntlets, and cave beetles for their sharp mandibles. When possible he prefers to consume llama and liquid evil. He absolutely detests bullfrogs.
He has a great feel for social relationships, a great kinesthetic sense, and the ability to focus, but he has poor empathy, little patience, and next to no willpower.
He is always tense and jittery. He never becomes angry. He almost never feels discouraged. He is self-conscious. He is confident under pressure. He is very distant and reserved. He can be very happy and optimistic. He does not have a great aesthetic sensitivity. He has a good awareness of his own emotions. He likes to try new things. He prefers stability and security to ambiguity and disorder. He finds helping others very rewarding. He thinks it is incredibly important to strive for excellence. He does not mind being outdoors at least for a time.
Banante was born under the sign of the kestral. Kobolds born under the kestral are natural hunters and bowyers. Like all fire sign kobolds, they move a bit more quickly than others.
GatorFace Ontonohobons: Wave One, Farmer
She is married to Ild Salutedwiped who migrated with her to Ebentijenta.
She is six years old, born on the 1st of Sandstone in the year 95.
She is scrawny. He dark taupe skin is very smooth. Her hair is quite long. Her slightly protruding yellow eyes are slightly rounded.
She is weak.
Janonty likes wolframite, ironbone, morganite, ash wood, the color yellow-green, buckets, pigs for their sense of smell and bloated tubers for their stout shape. When possible she prefers to consume tapir cheese, strawberry wine, and nether vine spawns. She absolutely detests cap hoppers.
She has a good feel for social relationships and good intuition, but she has a shortage of patience and meager creativity.
She is always tense and jittery. She is very slow to anger. She never feels disouraged. She is self-conscious. She is confident under pressure. She is very distant and reserved. She is not a risk-taker. She can be very happy and optimistic. She has a fertile imagination. She appreciates art and natural beauty. She loves new and fresh ideas. She loves to defy convention. She is trusting. She finds helping others very rewarding. She taps her feet constantly when she is nervous.
Janonty was born under the sign of the coyote. Kobolds born under the coyote are free spirits and tend to excel at craftswork. Like all fire sign kobolds they move a bit more quickly than others.
Obaba Abem: Wave One
She is married to Banante Imperviousimmortality who migrated with her to Ebentijenta.
She is five years old, born on the 16th of Moonstone in the year 96.
She is very skinny. Her black skin is very smooth. Her eyebrows are extremely low. She has a narrow chin. Her muzzle is somewhat narrow. Her eyes are yellow.
She is virtually never sick and quick quick to heal, but she is weak.
Obaba likes zinc, aether, bronze, sunstone, wagon wood, Ukge Temptsleeve's unknown frozen creature substance, the color lavender, slabs, earrings, big pointy sticks, and shalswar for their chatters and clisk. When possible she prefers to consume stalk whiskey and kobold bulb seeds. She absolutely detests mosquitos.
She has iffy memory, poor empathy, and bad intuition.
She is always tense and jittery. She is very slow to anger. She almost never feels discouraged. She is confident under pressure. She is somewhat reserved. She can be very happy and optimistic. She prefers familiar routines. She prefers stability and security to ambiguity and disorder. She finds helping others very rewarding. She doesnt' like to compromise with others. She is easily moved to pity. She is confident. She takes time when making decisions. She likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.
Obaba was born under the sign of the turtle. Kobolds born under the turtle are tough and tend to favor shell and bone crafting. When they must fight, they favor a shield. Like all water kobolds, they are natural swimmers.
She has killed one giant blight bat in Temptedbound.
The camp had expanded to 12 kobolds, seven of which were actively part of the military. DeepBlue immediately put BrokenMind in charge of the ranged kobolds who came to call themselves the Wanderers of Heaven. With this newly created squad the decision was made. It was time to hunt some badger.
The construction continued down, down, down to the water far below. Eventually they were there and the combat began. Kalras and Ralnya arrived first, the shaman stabbing the giant badger while Ralnya completely ignored his newly given equipment and simply began punching it upside the head.
"Ralnya!" shouted Kalras as she stabbed the giant badger in the leg. "Get blowgun!" But Ralnya simply let out a laugh and punched the badger in the head hard enough to stun it. Kalras and Ralnya danced about it on the edge about the river, stabbing and punching until Splinter arrived as well.
The badger attempted to flee up the stairs, but it was caught off from above by Splinter and DeepBlue standing shoulder to shoulder. From below Ralnya, Kalras, and Brokenmind pushed it forward. As with all kobold battles, it did not end quickly.
In the end, Kalras held aloft her spear, snarling out, "This over." She stabbed down, piercing through the skull and bringing the badger to a slow, gurgling halt. Through luck, military prowess, or the will of the gods, no kobolds were harmed.
The meat stocks were now slightly more comfortable, but another problem had been found. Drinks. Luckily, there was now an expert in matters of plants who could rectify this problem. GatorFace got to work building a distillery and getting plants. Zata helped out with the process, though her experience was much more towards cooking than brewing.
A shriek of fear came from north of the camp across the bridge. Mephistophelia had been at the north wall gathering clay when she found something. One of the twisted cousins of kobolds had come to the camp, doubtlessly to steal from the hardworking kobolds within. The call to arm came and the hunt was on.
As the kobolds charged into the night, they found a second thief! All of the troops would be needed to ensure this threat did not continue.
Unfortunately, Brokenmind, as is her custom, was much more interested in firing potshots at nearby giant flies. Then something caught her eyes in the shadows. Another thief stood nearby with teeth bared. She flung a bola and it slapped around the scum's buttock. "Fire their butts!" she cried out above the shrieks of terror from kobolds on both sides. Tin glanced over with confusion on his face, but then lowered his gaze and fired true at a different kobold thief's backside.
These happened literally 5 seconds apart from each other and were the only strikes thus far in the fight. BrokenMind's mind is broken.
Squacking and yelping while clutching it's backside, the thief ran pursued by Kalras and Splinter. They chased it about the mountain with pointy sticks ready letting out cries of rage. Somehow it slipped away to snarls and cries of irritation from the chasing hunters. Next time, Sadin thief of the kobolds. Next time.
So concludes summer! Things are going pretty remarkably well. I'm falling behind a bit in terms of some production I like to get done, but that's to be expected with such a large military population. Honestly though, I think the military population should help. Having this many active military kobolds made even fighting the giant badger (who I expected some trouble from) really, really easy. Also, extra props to Kalras for killing the very first animal!
Along with this update comes the new kobolds available on the front page, the creation of the Achievements and Honors (third post) segment, and an update to the gods. It appears the migrants brought some more religion!