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DrPoo

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You are extremely unlucky
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:30:22 am »
So its first of May and you have a date with this girl you met on the net. The place is at 800th block fifth avemue, you live on the 20th block. Besides, the real life RNG really hates you.

Will you make it without facing certain doom?

*audience cheers "Yes"*

You are in your appartment. Its a mess, images hanging uneven, old food rotting in the sink, towers upon towers of dirty plates and s computer dying to all that dust you never clean.
The TV.. Well you accidently broke it one day.. When you were practicing cossack dance.

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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2013, 03:28:54 am »
Panic.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2013, 03:31:10 am »
Go to date.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2013, 03:34:49 am »
Determin if we must shave our 'MIGHTY MAN NOODLE'.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2013, 04:00:01 am »
So you head out of your appartment, then you head down the stairs.. wait did i say stairs? FUCK!

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x1
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x2
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x3
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x4
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x5
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x6

*2 hours later*

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x876
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x877
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!! x878

You are now at the bottom of the -ahem-
your face is very smashed up. Actually you look like Berlin after the Battle of Berlin.

Your neighbor and best friend is there too.

WARNED YA ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO

I TOLD YA DAWG!



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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2013, 04:12:09 am »
We just fell down a little less than 55 floors...or an escalator. Why would we live here if we're cursed?!
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2013, 04:17:02 am »
Punch friend in the face.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2013, 04:19:05 am »
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2013, 04:26:05 am »
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2013, 04:30:14 am »
Honestly try to give him a brofist. DO IT RNG I FUCKING DARE YOU.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2013, 04:34:02 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 01, 2013, 04:30:14 am
Honestly try to give him a brofist. DO IT RNG I FUCKING DARE YOU.

Wait is this serious or are we using our bad luck to punch him?
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2013, 04:54:03 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 01, 2013, 04:30:14 am
Honestly try to give him a brofist. DO IT RNG I FUCKING DARE YOU.
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And then run out the door screaming.
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2013, 05:01:56 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 01, 2013, 04:30:14 am
Honestly try to give him a brofist. DO IT RNG I FUCKING DARE YOU.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2013, 09:50:35 am »
Quote from: RAM on May 01, 2013, 04:54:03 am
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 01, 2013, 04:30:14 am
Honestly try to give him a brofist. DO IT RNG I FUCKING DARE YOU.
+1
And then run out the door screaming.
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On the plus side, the chikz love the violent look.
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Re: You are extremely unlucky
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2013, 01:28:49 pm »
Since we are a bit beaten around, you cant think quite properly.
You try to brofist your friendbour, you accidently punch him in the face, he staggers back, into the door leading out onto the street. Its a glass door, and he smashes right through it!
He roll down the steps outside, unto the street when an oncoming steamroller passes by. Your friend is now splattered out on the street like a bloody paper man.

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