Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 12

Author Topic: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge  (Read 15310 times)

Navatar

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2013, 07:38:53 pm »

Downloading the save to take a look at now. Killing elves, or their dark brothers should be some easily attainable fun.

Looks to be an interesting mess.  Will do a more detailed post once I get a handle on what the hells going on.
Logged

Navatar

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2013, 03:10:11 am »

Journal of Warchief Navatar, Warcamp BurstScourge

Spring, 125

Today I stood atop the cliffs of BurstScourge, the remnants of a rotting serpent man’s scull hanging from my belt, glaring at an offensive sight out on the bay. What did I see that offended my eyes so much? Why it was nothing less than a fat merchant cog happily sailing on the ocean blissfully unaware of our presence. Enough is enough, it’s time for somebody else to take charge of this warcamp and that somebody is me.

First order of business, start sinking bloody merchant ships. Finding the corsair Pan I asked what the problem was. He claimed to have lost the raiding ship. How the hell does one loose a bloody longship? On threat of becoming fish food, he bloody better find the missing vessel and have plunder for the tribe by the end of the week.

Next thing on my agenda will be cleaning this place up. Is this a warcamp or a weakling kobold dump? From the looks of the amount of crap scattered about I have no choice but to assume that my orcish brethren have devolved into little hoping rats, scurrying about storing things in piles! I demand you stop it immediately. You can bloody go chop down the forest instead, that’s a much better plan.

Speaking of chopping trees, why are those stinking elves still here? Dismantle that trade depot and acquisition their goods for the horde. If they complain, chop their heads off.

8th Granite, 125

Theives! Kobolds have raided the camp. No doubt looking for our treasures, which I am sure we have somewhere, just not entirely sure where. A Snaga Archer discovered the little rats and delayed them long enough for Shadowcry Omega and his fellow spearorc to give them a proper send off. The SpearOrc Ashuulashduuk beats the first thief to a pulp with his shield before cleaving the second thieving rat in two.

9th to 13th Granite, 125

Blood for the blood gods! The evil drow merchants have been driven off for good. Their goods claimed for the horde and their sculls will line our wall. Deep Blue developed a taste for drow foot in the battle, gnawing away doggedly at the merchants.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Omega distinguished himself in the battle, earning the name “Monstermenaced” killing four of the eight drow. He was a blur with his spear, severing hands and arms and stabbing the evil elven scum in their heads.

The SpearOrc Ashuulashduuk was the only casualty of the trade battle, getting his foot chopped up a little. I have never seen so many tears from such a tiny wound, he was so distraught that he had to lie down and cry for Deep Blue to come tend his bedside. 

Slate, 125

Raiding has commenced. A second drydock was built to supply the longships which now fly in and out of the bay, burning merchants to the waterline and bringing back plunder. So much plunder. Enough gold has been taxed from the merchants to build a factory and to think about letting Deep Blue go on a soul search, if he can only figure out what he actually needs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After the battle with the drow I am dissatisfied with a bow, I did not get the necessary blood on my hands. The bow is suitable for goblin snaga, not a mighty Uruk Ronin! As Ashuulashduuk is still crying in bed, I will claim his sword as my own and go hunt the trio of ogres wandering around the camp perimeter. The raiders can go plunder the humans for a time and find me some fitting armour.

Late Slate, 125

It has come to my attention that the camp is woefully unprotected. The increase in raiding and the clear cutting of the surrounding forest is surely to attract the attention of the pointy eared ones. It’s time to put the newly built factory to use and to build us a defensive palisade.

The plans have barely been laid down when a band of migrating orcs turn up and wish to join our warband. 27 of them, swelling our numbers to 46. Amongst them are a dreamwalker, a druid, a handful of artisans, a ronin and 4 uruk’s. The warband has just got a significant punch, all we need now is enough weaponry and armour to equip them.

Felsite, 125

Smoke pours from the factory as endless amounts of bricks are massed produced for the palisade walls. Our fighting force has been set to training, 4 with swords, 4 with spears, 4 snaga with bows.

7th Felsite, 125

Buurnazogh has gone mad, she rushes to a leatherworking shop and claims it as his own and starts making outrageous demands! If she doesn’t shut up soon I will have her head!

Several days later she produces Udushagimmbugd, a Lamellar Leather Kite Shield.  Why, how did she know I wanted a shield? Fine work indeed!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

13th Felsite, 125

The enemy is a upon us! From the west the hordes have arrived to take our lives! A vile force of darkness consisting of… 16 frogmen! Really? That’s all they think they need to plunder our camp and ravish our women? Really? Well the warband needs some practice, off with their legs! We eat well tonight.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Naturally the assault occurs on the other side of the camp to where the palisade is finished, so I order the squads to defend the perimeter and wait for the pitiful attacking force to arrive. Running down the hill the frogmen charge our position. Not one for following orders, Omega breaks ranks to meet their charge head on, stabbing his crystal spear straight through the frogmans copper helm and tearing through its tiny brain. First blood to us.

Following in behind Omega I wade through the ranks of the frogmen wielding my sword to deadly skill. Cutting off the first frogmens legs I do battle with the enemy swordsmen commander, parring his feeble blows before sticking my sword in his heart and giving it a friendly twist. Covered in frog gore I look up and see the enemy fleeing.

Final count, 3 to me, 3 to Omega, 3 to SwordOrc Azguu and a further 2 to the recruits.  11 dead frogmen and only a single casualty – Uruk Ugbugughorn got smacked around in the head a little, getting her scull broken along with her outer brain. She is unlikely to survive, as she now spends her time vomiting all over the place. If there is a next time, she might remember to actually put on a helm first.

Spring is at an end. Things are seemingly under control. The longships ply the seas on a regular basis plundering the human villages now. The palisade is finished on two sides and the warband is hard at training. No deaths of orcs yet, thou we have a couple of cripples.
Logged

Gamerlord

  • Bay Watcher
  • Novice GM
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2013, 03:21:44 am »

Orc me as one of the stronger male Uruks (named Sha'De) please? And gimme a chainaxe if you can make one.

Navatar

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2013, 04:18:53 am »

Sha'De has been Orc'd

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No idea what a chainaxe is, but I will endeavor to find out and equip you with one if possible. The limitation of the scenario rules does mean that metal is in short supply, but I might just have to change the focus of the raids and pick on the dwarves for a while and get enough metal to actual armour the orcs in something substantial.

Edit: From reading the raws, it seems I need the heavy weapons factory to make said chain axe. Don't have one of those. Seems I get one from raiding the humans. O well, could do with more platemail.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 05:36:53 am by Navatar »
Logged

Gamerlord

  • Bay Watcher
  • Novice GM
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2013, 07:20:09 am »

You need pulleys, razor wire, a toothed axe and a Heavy Weapons Armory (which you get from raiding humans).

Navatar

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2013, 08:52:04 am »

Well I have... no pulleys, no razor wire, no toothed axes and after 7 or so successful raids... no Heavy Weapons Armory. :)

So, it can only get better. Who would have thought life would be so difficult without mining for ore.

On the other hand, I do have 6 steel platemails, 5 steel plate greaves, 5 steel plate helms, 7 steel plate boots and 5 steel tower shields.
Logged

Gamerlord

  • Bay Watcher
  • Novice GM
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2013, 09:10:22 am »

Yeah, after a while you start to view the platemail stuff as vendor trash. But I just equipped a chainaxe on an orc for the first time (it was an artisan caste; I'm trying to develop a military force to protect my forges) and... holy shit. He only killed two centaurs before having both arms broken, but that was because he had no skill or good armour, but the wounds a chainaxe inflicts... almost every hit is severing. It's beautiful.

Impedocles

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2013, 09:27:28 am »

Wow, you got a migrant wave stronger than our fort.  You have enough dream walkers for a whole little squad of druids now.  I'd like to see combat logs of them casting spells, if they show up.  The HWA is awesome, but I'm partial to the meadhall warrior societies.  You need to get a mithril dragon style going.
Logged

Navatar

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2013, 10:08:10 am »

Journal of Warchief Navatar, Warcamp BurstScourge
Summer, 125

The goblins came at the end of the last season and set up shop. I sent Pan the Goat God to deal with them and try and offload some of the crap we acquired from the drow. He set out a fair deal for some rusty iron but the stupid goblins countered with a ridiculous offer. So I told him to stuff them, we will take what we want and they can go home and cry. If they want to argue the point further, we can show them what happened to the drow traders.

Malachite, Mid-Summer, 125

The palisade has been finished and work now progresses building a barracks to house the horde. Space has become a little cramped in the caves, where we find shelter from the rain and the barracks has been converted into a hospital. I don’t mind the smell of blood where I sleep, but Ugbugughorn senseless drooling gets to an orc after a while. Why doesn’t he just die?

Deep Blue finally figured out what he needed and went and sat on the roof of the spire for a while talking to himself. Something seem to happen to him up there because I swear he was bloody different when he came back down. Keeps giving me funny looks now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

While in the sparring yard, one of Omega’s Uruk squaddies walked up bold as brass and claimed that he was “Sha’De” and he wants a bloody chainaxe. I looked at him and thought to myself, now heres a big bugger, might be a good idea to let him have what he wants. Only one small problem, what the bloody hell is a chainaxe? Here have a… Pair of bladed chains. Surly that’s kind of similar? No? Well bugger you, its all we got he can go and use it or I will chop his leg off. A mere flesh wound to motivate I say.

26th Malachite, Mid-Summer, 125
 
The raiding of the human settlement continues unabated. Already we have 5 orcs almost fully equipped in platemail. Still no secret plans, but the hunt continues. In other news a band of 11 orcs joined the horde today, amongst them was a ronin, a pair of uruk, an artisan and a handful of useless snaga. We grow stronger.

26th Malachite, Mid-Summer, 125

Finally, we have found the human’s secret plans. Now we can turn their weaponry against them and perhaps satisfy that upstart Sha’De.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

6th Galena, Late-Summer, 125
Ambush! 16 Elven bowdancers and a speardancer. So, the pointy eared freaks have found us, perhaps it was the distinct lack of forest in these parts that tipped them off?

A Hauler and a pair of pets discovered the foul enemy and the horn was sounded to fall back to the palisade. My squad and that of Omega and Sha’De quicly moved from the sparring grounds to the base of the bridge, a narrows that will funnel the elves in close so we are not too bothered by their sharp sticks.

Why? How hard is it for an orc to do what he has told. I watched in bemusement as the rush of blood to the head of an Uruk is too much for them and they attempt a one-orc charge headlong into a flight of mithril arrows. Well, it is a distraction at least, and they are almost at the base of the bridge… So CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Elves are so weak. Uruk ‘Blightbottom’ has been dubbed, killing five of the pointy eared freaks and got her right buttock split open by a flying moon arrow for the privilege of prematurely leading the charge. I took down a nice quartet of the wood lovers and my partner in crime Omega skewered an even pair. As for who took down the other four, it’s anybody’s guess. Only 3 of the elves managed to flee the field, leaving no less than 13 dead behind.  Blightbottom was the only real casualty with her wounded bottom.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The druids were a little tardy to the battlefield, as was the new sergeant Sha’De. But without a doubt the elves will return.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Impedocles

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2013, 10:24:44 am »

It's so nice of the elves to bring us mithril and nice arrows for our snaga.
Logged

thegoatgod_pan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2013, 04:05:12 pm »

Man I never realized raiding was so lucrative. We are rich bloody orcs!
Logged
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

OmegaShadowcry

  • Bay Watcher
  • Keeper of Many Memes
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2013, 05:48:22 pm »

CHAOS FOR THE CHAOS GODS, ENTROPY FOR THE ENTROPY THRONE!
Logged
He finally died when there was nothing else to take and my axeman bled him out trying to steal his guts.
I walked off of the outer wall a few minutes later as the new King. I'm still baffled.

Impedocles

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2013, 06:03:11 pm »

Paying the ironbone price for everything has its perks.

I have a request. My orc, Imp, needs to be punished for the mess he made of things the first year.  Rename him "Gimp" and have him build a wooden slab for himself. Then send him alone into the caverns with leather armor, claws, and a pack full of food.  If he manages a heroic feat, he can return to the camp with an appropriate new name.

I would like to be re-orcced as the migrant druid.  Name him "Crazy Wolf." Please give me a rune robe, ivy whip, dreamcatcher(preferably lunacy or draugh raising), and wasp hive runebolts once you can raid the ruins a bit.  Deep Blue could use similar gear, as well.  Getting that for both druids should only take about 6 raid attempts.  The rune robes are raid loot, and you just need orichalcum and an anvil to make the arcane forge and some more for the ivywhips.

In the meantime, build me my own totem pole and let me commune with the spirits there constantly. 

I've added the new people to the overseers list.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 06:18:04 pm by Impedocles »
Logged

Gamerlord

  • Bay Watcher
  • Novice GM
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2013, 07:29:08 pm »

Hahahaha! Soon the reign of Sha'De, chainaxe diplomat, will begin!
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 08:57:14 pm by Gamerlord »
Logged

Navatar

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Orc Succession Clan: The Tainted Scorpions of Burstscourge
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2013, 08:47:06 pm »

I have a request. My orc, Imp, needs to be punished for the mess he made of things the first year.  Rename him "Gimp" and have him build a wooden slab for himself. Then send him alone into the caverns with leather armor, claws, and a pack full of food.  If he manages a heroic feat, he can return to the camp with an appropriate new name.

There is no orc of this name in the fort. I had thought it was a little odd that you had no orc of your own Impedocles.

Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 12