Seven dwarves embarked on an epic quest. To build the most extravagant fortress the world has ever seen. They chose their site, and called it "The Slick Hills", which suited them well. It was located near the volcano called "The Crazy Furnace", which again, suited them well.
They completely ignored that fact that all this was located in a savage, wild environment far away from civilization. And that bandits, elf fanatics, chaos dwarves and deep drow roam the land. This is what they took:
The Banner of Hearts is their name, and the "Masterwork the Fortress" they call their fort. They also chose a very, very excellent starting location,
directly on top of 7 giant slugs. Within the first second, literally the very first second, all toolkits were destroyed, all sprites died and all the lifestock run away in terror. Everyone was quickly drafted into the military, only to ingore the axe and all 6 picks that were lying around, and to smack the slugs with their bare hands. One slug died, and three men were heavily injured. Broken bones, not able to walk... in a place without a river, with no thread, no cloth, no splints or crutches. By that time, 5 seconds had passed.
The 4 working dwarves started what every dwarf would do: They strike the earth. Getting close to the volcano, building a chute to throw their belongings in, quickly, quickly... a small room with 3 beds for the injured, a room for the animals to hide in, and basic workshops... everything was done to ensure the survival of the vegetables lying in the beds. Stupid useless vegetables that cant dig... creatures were sheared, all the webs were gathered, thread and cloth produced, buckets for water, doctors were appointed...
But it was not enough... at the end of spring, one of ours passed away. "Galley Rhymelabor", you will be missed. Infection got the better of thim. The two still injured dwarves, which are lying directly next to his corpse, hopefully will not meet this end. But then again they only have a broken leg and arm and shin... not 12 broken bones, including the skull.
And a big map of the fortress, 1 month old. Not that 3 people cant work and the other 4 were tending these first 3... so no digging was done.
Oh and smake: You take it like a boss. You have 6 full pages of medical history so far, still alive.