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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #570 on: June 20, 2015, 03:46:38 pm »

Oh good, now can you not only conquer other people, but you can force their women to submit to rape!

10/10 best evil empire simulator ever.
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #571 on: June 20, 2015, 08:45:04 pm »

According to the wiki, both characters must be nude, and the male must mount the female (you can ride "horses" in the game (whatever species happens to be good as a riding animal) via mounting, and I assume this implies the same).

Tried to ride into town, accidentally fathered a new species.
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #572 on: June 21, 2015, 02:51:10 am »

Tried to ride into town, accidentally fathered a new species.
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Wait, so does that mean that saddles were developed as measures to prevent the otherwise inevitable massive human-equine interbreeding?
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #573 on: June 21, 2015, 02:55:52 am »

Tried to ride into town, accidentally fathered a new species.
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Wait, so does that mean that saddles were developed as measures to prevent the otherwise inevitable massive human-equine interbreeding?
Well duh.
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« Reply #574 on: June 21, 2015, 03:06:07 am »

Don't be silly, horses are herbivores and therefore can't breed with humans! #rtfa
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #575 on: June 21, 2015, 09:57:22 am »

Don't be silly, horses are herbivores and therefore can't breed with humans! #rtfa
Sorry, didn't read the wiki.

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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #576 on: June 21, 2015, 10:29:16 am »

I still want to take a shot making a game like this from scratch.


I'll leave this particular... feature... out. That pretty much leaves the total feature list so far at "some probably not-working idea of how to generate planet resource maps" and "doesn't have actual rape".
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #577 on: June 21, 2015, 01:40:24 pm »

Tried to ride into town, accidentally fathered a new species.
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Wait, so does that mean that saddles were developed as measures to prevent the otherwise inevitable massive human-equine interbreeding?
inb4 the Space Pope bans saddles because birth control
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #578 on: June 21, 2015, 01:43:24 pm »

Whoa shit you can have kids in SoH now?

Don't you have to pay to play now though? :/
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #579 on: August 08, 2015, 04:53:39 pm »

Love it or hate it, Hazeron has a mac version now. Which means that if you've only had a mac, you can now finally play the famed intergalactic breeding simulator!
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #580 on: August 08, 2015, 05:23:55 pm »

Love it or hate it, Hazeron has a mac version now. Which means that if you've only had a mac, you can now finally play the famed intergalactic breeding simulator!
You can, if you pay. D:
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #581 on: August 08, 2015, 05:26:43 pm »

... I'm reasonably sure that there was a mac version years ago. It may not have worked particularly well, though.
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #582 on: August 08, 2015, 08:48:42 pm »

... I'm reasonably sure that there was a mac version years ago. It may not have worked particularly well, though.

There wasn't.  CG shaders prevented it from running on Mac.

Looks like hes trying to rush stuff to get Steam release asap now, either going to do his new ships soon or rush the game to Steam Greenlight without them.
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« Reply #583 on: August 08, 2015, 11:03:05 pm »

Ahhh, right.
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Re: Shores of Hazeron (new thread with the last updates)
« Reply #584 on: August 09, 2015, 01:33:28 am »

I remember my only experience with Hazeron being it CTDing on multiple systems whenever I tried to enter character creation.

Was I just unlucky or was that par for the course?
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