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Scelly9

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Barroom Beatdown
« on: April 28, 2013, 07:53:56 pm »

So, you're in a bar. Not some ordinary bar, a biker bar. In which the leader of a small gang (The Riders) just insulted the leader of another small gang (The Killers) and anyone with any sense dove out the windows, or in one poor sap's case, into the wall. You where one of the ones with no sense. The bar is small, and you are all seated at the moment. What do you do?

Biker Name:
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: (Riders, Killers, or other)
Item: Whatever you happened to be holding at the time when it all went down.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2013, 07:55:59 pm »

Biker name : Hans
Health : 10/10
Affiliation : None of your damned business? Wanna fight?
Item : Beer bottle.

Step out of the way and watch them pound each other to a pulp, look cool while drinking my beer.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2013, 08:06:22 pm by Brood »
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2013, 08:00:01 pm »

Biker Name: Joshua Nix
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: Tire iron

Bash nearest Killer in the face
« Last Edit: April 28, 2013, 08:06:44 pm by NRDL »
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2013, 08:00:08 pm »

Biker Name:  Kyle
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item:  .44 Magnum

Point gun at nearest killer and shoot.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2013, 08:05:07 pm »

Name: Rod Beef
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Board with a nail in it.

Use board to shield face while searching for Riders to beat with it.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2013, 08:06:21 pm »

Biker Name: Max
Health 10/10
Affiliation: Lone Wolf
Item: four tens and an Ace of Spades

Continue player Poker
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2013, 08:18:53 pm »

Biker Name: Desmond Miles
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Bartenders
Item: Corkscrew

Leap over the bar and stab the first guy I see in the neck!
« Last Edit: April 28, 2013, 09:35:49 pm by Greenstarfanatic »
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2013, 09:30:34 pm »

Name: Quigley I. Thorson
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: None
Item: Laptop

Not notice the bar fight at first. Continue my megaproject.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2013, 10:14:18 pm »

Name: Jim Thomas
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Beer Bottle.

Beat down the Riders.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2013, 01:26:15 am »

Name: Dude
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killer
Item: Deck of cards

Fold and jump into the fray
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2013, 01:34:15 am »

Name: Agent 3
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Government intelligence
Item: Hidden Microphone
Announce to boss that we have a Code 432 Purple on our hands. Punch the nearest killer in the face.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2013, 07:14:44 am »

Biker Name: Mike the Biker
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Chair

Smash the nearest Rider with the chair. Sit on him while he's down.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2013, 07:29:39 am »

Name: Hyun Iseul Han
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: all the fine men and women who had the unique honor of getting laid off today.
Item: glass of water.

Drink water. Find jukebox and see what kind of music they've got here.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2013, 08:56:53 am »

Step out of the way and watch them pound each other to a pulp, look cool while drinking my beer.
[6] You step way back into the shadows. A random explosion occurs behind you, which you ignore while taking a sip of beer.

Bash nearest Killer in the face
You swing at [3] Jim Thomas! [2] vs. [2] You generate a nice, refreshing breeze.

Point gun at nearest killer and shoot.
You aim the gun at [3] Jim Thomas and pull the trigger! [1] Kablam! The barrel of the gun explodes!

Use board to shield face while searching for Riders to beat with it.
You look around for a second before swinging the nailboard at [3] Roadrash! [1] vs. [5] He disarms you easily, taking your weapon!

Continue player Poker
The last player just folded and took the deck. This plan is ruined.

Leap over the bar and stab the first guy I see in the neck!
You hop over the bar and attempt to stab [6] Mike the Biker in the neck! [1] vs. [3] He deflects your blow and the corkscrew goes skidding across the floor.

Not notice the bar fight at first. Continue my megaproject.
[5] You ignore the flying glass, smashed chairs, and random explosion. Castle a la Tarn appears to be doing well.

Beat down the Riders.
You attempt to beat down [2] Kyle! [6] vs. [3] He is punched soundly in the face!

Fold and jump into the fray
You fold and attempt to join the fight. Instead, you slip on a mug and fall to the ground.

Announce to boss that we have a Code 432 Purple on our hands. Punch the nearest killer in the face.
[1] You attempt to call for help, but your battery pack appears to have gone missing. You swing at [2] Mike the Biker! [2] vs. [1] You both stumble into each other. Good job!

Smash the nearest Rider with the chair. Sit on him while he's down.
You swing the chair at [2] Kyle! [6] vs. [1] He doesn't see it coming, and it smashes over his head, bringing him to the floor. You sit on him.

Drink water. Find jukebox and see what kind of music they've got here.
[5] You take a drink and head to the jukebox. [6] They have every kind of music imaginable! Hurrah!

Quote from: Roadrash
Hit Rod Beef with the spiked board!
[2] vs. [4] It is inneffective.
Quote from: Bob
Tackle Jim Thomas!
[1] vs. [4] Bob slips and smashes his head on a table! Ouch!
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2013, 09:03:48 am »

Put on some Vivaldi. Finish my drink. Keep my eyes on the surrounding fight.
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