Step out of the way and watch them pound each other to a pulp, look cool while drinking my beer.
[6] You step way back into the shadows. A random explosion occurs behind you, which you ignore while taking a sip of beer.
Bash nearest Killer in the face
You swing at [3] Jim Thomas! [2] vs. [2] You generate a nice, refreshing breeze.
Point gun at nearest killer and shoot.
You aim the gun at [3] Jim Thomas and pull the trigger! [1] Kablam! The barrel of the gun explodes!
Use board to shield face while searching for Riders to beat with it.
You look around for a second before swinging the nailboard at [3] Roadrash! [1] vs. [5] He disarms you easily, taking your weapon!
Continue player Poker
The last player just folded and took the deck. This plan is ruined.
Leap over the bar and stab the first guy I see in the neck!
You hop over the bar and attempt to stab [6] Mike the Biker in the neck! [1] vs. [3] He deflects your blow and the corkscrew goes skidding across the floor.
Not notice the bar fight at first. Continue my megaproject.
[5] You ignore the flying glass, smashed chairs, and random explosion. Castle a la Tarn appears to be doing well.
Beat down the Riders.
You attempt to beat down [2] Kyle! [6] vs. [3] He is punched soundly in the face!
Fold and jump into the fray
You fold and attempt to join the fight. Instead, you slip on a mug and fall to the ground.
Announce to boss that we have a Code 432 Purple on our hands. Punch the nearest killer in the face.
[1] You attempt to call for help, but your battery pack appears to have gone missing. You swing at [2] Mike the Biker! [2] vs. [1] You both stumble into each other. Good job!
Smash the nearest Rider with the chair. Sit on him while he's down.
You swing the chair at [2] Kyle! [6] vs. [1] He doesn't see it coming, and it smashes over his head, bringing him to the floor. You sit on him.
Drink water. Find jukebox and see what kind of music they've got here.
[5] You take a drink and head to the jukebox. [6] They have every kind of music imaginable! Hurrah!
Hit Rod Beef with the spiked board!
[2] vs. [4] It is inneffective.
Tackle Jim Thomas!
[1] vs. [4] Bob slips and smashes his head on a table! Ouch!
Riders
Biker Name: Joshua Nix
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: Tire iron
Biker Name: Kyle
Health: 4/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: .44 Magnum
Biker Name: Roadrash
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: Glass
Biker Name: Bob
Health: 8/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: Chair
Killers
Name: Rod Beef
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Board with a nail in it.
Biker Name: Mike the Biker
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Chair
Name: Jim Thomas
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Beer Bottle.
Name: Dude
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killer
Item: Deck of cards
Other
Biker name : Hans
Health : 10/10
Affiliation : None of your damned business? Wanna fight?
Item : Beer bottle.
Biker Name: Max
Health 10/10
Affiliation: Lone Wolf
Item: four tens and an Ace of Spades
Biker Name: Desmond Miles
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Bartenders
Item: Corkscrew
Name: Quigley I. Thorson
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: None
Item: Laptop
Name: Agent 3
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Government intelligence
Item: Hidden Microphone
Name: Hyun Iseul Han
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: all the fine men and women who had the unique honor of getting laid off today.
Item: glass of water.
Everyone please read the entire turn. Also, include your character name in future posts. If anyone wants to take over Bob or Roadrash, feel free.