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Nyalathoteps_Cousin

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Most humiliating deaths?
« on: April 27, 2013, 03:21:35 pm »
Basically, this thread is not for amazing or boring deaths, but for the ones that would get you laughed out of any game other than DF.

Mine was when as a steel-clad necromancer vampire with superdwarvenly stats and an army consisting mainly of night creatures were taken down by a most unsuspected foe... a baby. This baby would not die. It took several poundings with a hammer and merely got bruised. My zombie army barely scratched it. and when I finally got in a good enough hit to break it's legs... it turned into a were-lizard and bit off my head.

Only in DF.
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Re: Most humiliating deaths?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2013, 07:47:13 pm »
I was swimming through a river, looking for food. I got in and my companions did too. They, of course, drowned. I continued swimming until I found a squid, which I hit, but it counterattacked and rooted one of his tentacles into my brain. Yup, DF.
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Re: Most humiliating deaths?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2013, 08:45:37 pm »
Dingoes might as well be renamed "free food", right? An attack by a pack of dingoes means free food for as long as your adventurer lives. A peasant with no skills has been able to fight off as many as three at a time in Arena mode blood sports scientific experiments. No problem for a demigod adventurer, right?

Not a problem until you somehow sleep through them chewing both of your hands and feet off.
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Re: Most humiliating deaths?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2013, 08:54:39 pm »
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What? Couldn't be bothered to scroll to the bottom of the first page?
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Re: Most humiliating deaths?
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2013, 01:12:16 am »
Quote from: Paaaad on April 27, 2013, 08:54:39 pm
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What? Couldn't be bothered to scroll to the bottom of the first page?

*facepalm* I'm a moron. Imma close the topic then.
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Quote from: dermonster on March 06, 2011, 01:55:52 pm
Every time you post an update I am sad because the timer on when another update will be made is reset.

Goddamnit its like crack and I've been injecting it straight into my eyeballs.