6th of Hematite:
I've ordered the little shits to cut down every single tree and pick every sing plant in the entire world! WE'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF WOOD OR BEER AGAIN!
10th of Hematite:
Some strange merchant came through today. He only sold masks and wore a lot of purple. He said he was just passing through. He mentioned that he recently met someone who "met with a terrible fate". Things really started getting strange when he warned us that the moon was going to fall and crush us all in three days.
17th of Hematite:
The bastard mayor has ordered us to build a coffin! I'LL GIVE HIM A COFFIN ALRIGHT! I'LL GIVE HIM 30, THAT'LL SHOW HIM THAT I CAN'T BE PUSHED AROUND!
20th of Hematite:
MORE MIGRANTS! GOOD! Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ, we don't have enough food for ALL of you! Also, the Armok-be-damned jeweler organized a party in honor of the arrival of the migrants.
22nd of Hematite:
Oh goddamn it! I just realized I left the sink on back at the mountain homes! I'm going to have to pay a helluva utility bill!
6th of Malachite:
I hate barrels.
15th of Malachite:
For some reason, these two weirdos have been standing around in the middle of nowhere and won't leave! They say that they're traders, but when I ask them why aren't they at the depot they just burst into tears and start trying to eat their own arms and legs! They seem fine to me. Why can't the rest of the fortress be like them?!
17th of Malachite:
Ryan has been acting really strange lately. So much so, I'd have to say he's been acting rather fey.
He even broke into the crafting workshop and stole the key! Now he's running around grabbing random junk and hauling it in there! Is he making something? IT BETTER BE SOMETHING WORTHWHILE!
21st of Malachite:
This isn't good. He's locked himself in and refuses to come out! He's been screaming at the top of his lungs something about needing logs, rocks, and cut gems. This might not end well.
1st of Galena:
OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER! HOW WILL WE GO ON?! SURLY THIS IS A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! I'M SORRY ARMOK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO MOLEST THREE CHILDREN, POUR ACID DOWN THEIR THROATS, BITE OFF THEIR HANDS, AND THEN SET THEM ON FIRE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I TRIPPED!
10th of Galena:
They told mee nott to etsat tohe wrorm! I DDDINN'T LISTTNE! AAHHHHAHHAHAHAH!
16th of Galena:
Humans have arrived to trade with us from Warmkingdom!
17th of Galena:
The weirdo brothers alerted us to a goblin ambush! They were then brutally slaughtered by aforementioned ambush three seconds later!
[INSERT CARNAGE HERE]
21st of Galena:
Well, we managed to eventually scare them off, but not before they killed a couple merchants and murdered one of our swordsdwarves! They killed Ilral Kidetid! You bastards! They even scared off the rest of the merchants!
25th of Galena:
I'm not crazy right?
Two merchants standing around in the middle of nowhere! I SAW THEM DIE! BUT NOW THEY'RE RIGHT THERE! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?! I BLAME ALRIC! IT'S HIS FAULT!
26th of Galena:
[LOST THE PICTURE! CRAP! It was of a Goblin Thief Thief.]
THIEF! KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT! GOUGE OUT IT'S INNARDS AND EAT THEM! EAT EVERY LAST BITE!
(out of character here. Hugo, why is it called a thief thief? You may want to fix that before you release this version to the public.)
1st of Limestone:
Fall!