take several deep, slow breaths before speaking, calming down somewhat.
"I... I know a decent amount about Larrbears, I mean, um."
close my eyes, take a slow, deep breath in, and out, then straighten up my posture and recite in a slightly off-putting, more deity-like voice, leaving my eyes closed:
"Larrbears, also known as Splinters, are deadly hunters, rumored to be created by the God himself. Though rare, they always have a presence in the caverns of any livable planet. This suggests that they could be created from a mysterious phenomenon. Not much is known about them, their home, or their reproduction. They are known to prey upon avatars and heroes in particular.
A larrbear looks like a velociraptor, and despite its name does not resemble a bear. Through mysterious circumstance, all speaking races refer to them with that name. They have three tails, and their skin is carapaced with a curious, incredibly hard material.
Because of their armors and immense strength, there had never been an instance of non-magical slaying of a larrbear before, and when a person is confronted with one, their best bet is to cross a body of liquid. While they are not killed by water, magma, or any form of liquid, larrbears avoids them."
afterwards, shake my head several times and open my eyes again
"Uhggh, anyways, um, still, that... that scroll... I... I don't understand what you showed me. Not... not really. I... I think you're overestimating me. I mean, I understood it, kinda? But I don't know what it means. It... that was horrible. why... why'd you show me that?"
shake my head again as I slump downwards and look off to one side.
"I... I'm confused."