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[ExKirby]

So you're a PC gamer, and this game just came out on Steam. It appears it's an RPG-esque game, but nobody really knows what it is except the fact that it just appeared a few hours ago and holy shit 20GB of files. It's a good thing you have a solid internet connection, but anyway, time to start playi-

Holy arse. Ok, this looks complex... the graphics aren't all that amazing, but then again, the graphics from Kirbature Studios never were up to scratch. Either way, you're going to need to look at the manual here. One moment...

Ah, alright. It runs on a pretty large system, so instead of having drop down lists for classes and such, it lets you type something in and comes up with something similar to what you've typed, then it'll come up with what you want. The three classes are in order of importance, so the main class goes first... Affinity appears to be to do with weapons and Aspect with elements. And Nickname is for OOC chat, apparently. So then, how are you going to fill this out...?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So my main PC exploded, and with it, my ability to play most games. Fortunately, I have the shittop, so I'm doing this on the side, and I'm not liable for the inevitable death. Inspiration shall be taken from Oric the Awesome and IGYNPADCA as I dictate it need be.

[Dermonster]

Name:

Race:
Class1:
Class2:
Class3:

Affinity:
Aspect:

Color1:
Color2:
Color3:
Color4:
Nickname:

Posted for ease of use. Will edit with my choices.

Name: Null

Race: Insectoid.
Class1: Void Sorceror
Class2: Eldritch Knight
Class3: ERROR FILE CORRPUTED

Affinity: Halberd
Aspect: Emptiness

Color1: Transparency
Color2: Static
Color3: Purple
Color4: Red
Nickname: Shell

[freeformschooler]

Oh hell yes.

Name: Rhenium

Class1: Knight
Class2: Auramancer
Class3: Seer

Affinity: Greatsword
Aspect: Guarding

Color1: Silver
Color2: Dark Blue
Color3: Cyan
Color4: Gold
Nickname: Rhen

[scapheap]

Name: Clair
Race: Dwarf

Class1:Warden
Class2:Defender
Class3:Mage

Affinity:Shadow
Aspect:Hope

Color1:Black
Color2:Brown
Color3:Purple
Color4:Blue
Nickname:Sin

[Sorcerer Kail]

Name: Orissan

Race: Frogmaster

Class1: Power-Knight
Class2: Corruptor
Class3: Arcane Void Master

Affinity: Plasma Swords
Aspect: Corruption

Color1: Steel
Color2: Bronze
Color3: Purple
Color4: Red
Nickname: Pikko

[GreatWyrmGold]

Magus

Race: 50-meter dash Gnome

Wizard
Cleric
Mystic Theurge

Affinity: Staves
Aspect: Mana

Blue
Black
Green
White

Nickname: Toad

[Dermonster]

I completely forgot Race.

Edit yer shit folks!

[ExKirby]

IDEAS IDEAS IDEAS

You suddenly get a load of ideas at once. Now, if we can just whittle it down to one good wait no forget that your fingers are already in motion.

Well, a Corrupt Halberd Frogknight with Cleric and Voidmaster seems fun... and apparently, the game is relatively balanced when stupid stuff like this turns up, but let's goooooo

oooooo into the massive loading screen. Some of the things in there worry you slightly, but you guess it's just Kirbature being silly, right?

Right?

Ah, here we go, narrative.

You have been imprisoned for 20 long, hard years, for a crime you did not commit. While in this cell, alone in the prison, your family have been murdered by bandits, the king has been corrupted by his assistants and there are rumours that Duke Sebastian is threatening a civil war. All is not well in the world of Dawn, but none of that matters down in your cell.

Until today.

Today is the day you make your escape. While you may not have much, you have your spirit, and that is one thing that has not died within you these last years. You will escape, you will exact your revenge on those who captured you, and you will save the day from the impending evil, or aid it t your will. But first, escape.

So then, how will you escape?

[10ebbor10]

Jump. Silly prisoners forgot to include a cieling.

[IronyOwl]

Burrow to freedom.

[Xantalos]

Walk between the bars, being a STICKMAN.

[anailater]

Jump. Silly prisoners forgot to include a cieling.

[ExKirby]

Jump. Silly prisoners forgot to include a cieling.

Walk between the bars, being a STICKMAN.

Grah, stupid invisible implied hitboxes! Why can't it just draw everything it wants to show up as a hitbox!

Burrow to freedom.

Hmm. It appears that Burrowing is a skill available to Frogmasters at a later level-and at the moment, you're Level 0, so you don't have a single skill to your name. How convenient. Talking of convenience, here comes some guy who you guess is a warden? I mean, he IS holding a batonthing.

And as casually as Kirbature could be bothered to animate, he just threw you a key. Hmm... a key in a situation in which you've had no input and there is only one thing to open. You wonder what it's for...?

[anailater]

Politely, call a guard over and give him the key back, parole is safer than escape.

[10ebbor10]

Politely, call a guard over and give him the key back, parole is safer than escape.

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