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No, I will tell you why in a PM

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It depends on what it's about I'll ask about that in a PM

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I couldn't give two shits!

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Total Members Voted: 7

[RAM]

My minions and I Scale the sorrow that was once our forest. I shall pour forth my floral powers and have it assume the form of a massive, if squat, ent, and then we shall seek out all the fires in the land and crush them beneath the forest that they would destroy.
...
 I shall also see to it that there are adequate lightning rode above the entish ent-riders.

[kj1225]

My minions and I Scale the sorrow that was once our forest. I shall pour forth my floral powers and have it assume the form of a massive, if squat, ent, and then we shall seek out all the fires in the land and crush them beneath the forest that they would destroy.
...
 I shall also see to it that there are adequate lightning rode above the entish ent-riders.

I don't understand that last bit. Did you mean lightning rod?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Ah, I remember why it tasted familiar now! You brought it to the annual luncheon last time. Next time stick with the recipe. To much oregeano overpowers the hearts. But on to the topic at hand. You may have heard of GeeVee? Well, he stole from some other entities or did some other nasty thing and I want you and the others to stop it! Of course he is quite powerful, so me and my really powerful mortal container Billan are going to assist. So yeah find Sasha the harpy and Bulbasaur and convince them to help and we can fuck him up!

Sounds delightful. Now I just need to come up with a witty one-liner involving pasta.

[RAM]

yes, lightning rods, so as to have the forest continue to fulfil its function of getting hit by lightning instead of its inhabitants.

[kj1225]

Ah, I remember why it tasted familiar now! You brought it to the annual luncheon last time. Next time stick with the recipe. To much oregeano overpowers the hearts. But on to the topic at hand. You may have heard of GeeVee? Well, he stole from some other entities or did some other nasty thing and I want you and the others to stop it! Of course he is quite powerful, so me and my really powerful mortal container Billan are going to assist. So yeah find Sasha the harpy and Bulbasaur and convince them to help and we can fuck him up!

Sounds delightful. Now I just need to come up with a witty one-liner involving pasta.

Do that and you die. Painfully. Unless of course you get the kill in a manner related to pasta, then by all means go ahead.

yes, lightning rods, so as to have the forest continue to fulfil its function of getting hit by lightning instead of its inhabitants.

Could you tell me EXACTLY what you want. So I don't fuck up of course.

[RAM]

Well, a crown of wooden growths higher than the ents that are riding on top of the forest that has been moulded into a giant ent that is on a quest to destroy all the fires.

[kj1225]

Well, a crown of wooden growths higher than the ents that are riding on top of the forest that has been moulded into a giant ent that is on a quest to destroy all the fires.

Okay, you try it and... (Roll=200) you make a giant ent that is actually intelligent enough not to stomp towns to put out fire, unless you ask of course.

[RAM]

Seek out smoke!

[kj1225]

Seek out smoke!

I was a good way into righting the reasponse but mistakes were made so imagine this is a post that is passively agressively trying to get you to try and kill GeeVee and then telling you that you had some minor sucses and see some in the distance that happens to go to the place where the other two players are.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Send invites to a tea/war council to Sasha, Bulbasaur, and Billian. I'm thinking Sunday, that works for them.

[kj1225]

Billan can't attend that day. Someone is killing cult members and he's looking for the culprit... Oh, wait never mind his schedule just opened up.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Good to hear! I will expect you then.

[RAM]

Yes, I shall go and put a stop to this council of war, there shall be no wars in the Floral Empire!

[My Name is Immaterial]

Yes, I shall go and put a stop to this council of war, there shall be no wars in the Floral Empire!

I'll assume that that was your response.

Richard ponders his options. He could uninvite Bulbasaur, but that would be terribly impolite. He could give him the wrong address, but that could fail in so many ways. He could ignore him, but that would be as bad as not inviting him. The only viable path was to invite Bulbasaur, and deal with the problem as it arose.

Dear Bulbasaur,
I am glad that you accepted my invitation. I am terribly sorry to say this, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave any forces you have at home. I just had my carpets cleaned, and armies stain them so deeply. I'm sure you understand.

Signed:

Sir Richard von Charles, The Third of his name.

Sir Richard von Charles, The Third of his name.

[RAM]

((It is times like these that I wish that I had never learned to read... Alas, I most assuredly do not understand, carpets are alien, armies are largely unknown, and 'not getting it' is practically my major character trait...))

Bulbasaur commands the messenger bird_?, reads the message, looks at it quizzically, and continues on to put a stop to all this war-mongering.