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[Remuthra]

Hooray! Assess situation and any new powers!

[kj1225]

I command my fleshie minion to protect the forest and keep the other fleshies from becoming suspicious of it. I then march myself and my followers to the edge of the forest nearest the nearest fleshie settlement.

It is done. You are fairly certain that the fleshie said he was called a Human.

Hooray! Assess situation and any new powers!

Hooray! Assess situation and any new powers!

You are awake and you have a head ache. You ranked up recently! You now have the skill:  OVERLOAD.
If you want to consistently gain new powers I'd advise experimenting with magic or praying.

[RAM]

Wait until the dead of night, then sneak into town and hide behind their dewllings. We will study these human fleshies. They need that enormous path to follow through the forest, they must have terrible vision, if we stand still they will never see us.

[Remuthra]

You heard him folks, let's experiment with the third thing he didn't say!
Acquire rock, feather, blood sacrifice, and old cell phone. Then write some morse code and a capital xsi on the paper and put it in the manufacturing dimension.

[kj1225]

Wait until the dead of night, then sneak into town and hide behind their dewllings. We will study these human fleshies. They need that enormous path to follow through the forest, they must have terrible vision, if we stand still they will never see us.

You... (Roll = 3+5) are caught but no one freaks out and are rather excited to talk to a race everyone thought was extinct. So I guess you should start doing things?

You heard him folks, let's experiment with the third thing he didn't say!
Acquire rock, feather, blood sacrifice, and old cell phone. Then write some morse code and a capital xsi on the paper and put it in the manufacturing dimension.

Well... (Roll=1)  It went well up to the point where you were caught in an alley between Billan and Bulbasaur after knocking out the blood sacrifice.

Spoiler: Billan the minor god of magic (click to show/hide)

Health: You are fucked!
Items:  Swat armor (Large defense boost), Boomstick (Held one handed), My favorite knife (Burn baby, burn!)
Perks: Sneak (did you forget our first perk?), God mode (Huge defense boost).
Spells: Blood control (15 meters), BLOODSPLSION!, Summon Succubus, Summon elemental, Blood spear.

Bulbasaur is unchanged from last status update.

[Remuthra]

Hahaha! Paralyze the godling! Fire a lightning bolt at the treant!

[kj1225]

Hahaha! Paralyze the godling! Fire a lightning bolt at the treant!

You use incapacitate on Billan... (roll=14 VS roll=22) He powers through it! Billan summons a succubus! (Roll=24) It is a succubus battle mistress!

You cast lightning on Bulbasaur! (Roll=-4) You get hit somehow!

Spoiler: Joe (click to show/hide)

Health: Almost a roast!

Spoiler: Billan (click to show/hide)

Health:  Hurt

Waiting for RAM

[Remuthra]

How did Billian heal so much?

[kj1225]

That was more a subtle hint to you. Or maybe because of magic or something. really health for wizards is more how they feel than actual damage.

[Remuthra]

Does that mean I healed as well, because I now feel like a high-quality dwarven roast?

[kj1225]

Does that mean I healed as well, because I now feel like a high-quality dwarven roast?

Yes, if it weren't for that then you would be well and truly dead.

[RAM]

We mob, grab, and abscond with the strange lightning creator. This one shall require further study...

[kj1225]

The treant mob makes a grab at Joe! (roll=7 vs roll=20) Joe has been grabbed. You make off with Joe. Billan and the succubus just sorta stand around awkwardly.

[Remuthra]

What do you want with me, then? Are ye with them blasted elves?

[RAM]

Have my underlings record its physical proportions. Question it.
"How do flesh creatures produce lightning?"
Attempt to use my plant control powers on all the plant matter it is wearing.