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[RAM]

We shall acquire this specimen and study it. Learn its function, leanr its purpose, uncover the secrets of whatever fleshy pit it dwells in.

[kj1225]

We shall acquire this specimen and study it. Learn its function, leanr its purpose, uncover the secrets of whatever fleshy pit it dwells in.

You capture the man and bring him back to your base. After the whole screaming and struggling period you find out he was going out for some routine maintenance. It does not dwell in a fleshy pit.

[RAM]

Well find out from whence the fleshy thing came. And attempt to use my terrible terrible mind powers to make an ally of it.

[kj1225]

It came from the fucking rangers station. (Roll=99) You start to use your mind powers but he asks to join you before you and do anything! His wife was probably a dryad. That isn't even that weird, actually. Happens all the time.

[Remuthra]

Assess te situation.

[kj1225]

Assess te situation.

You're still unconscious. (You'll do this next turn.)

[RAM]

Make the long journey to the ranger station and find out more about how the fleshies are organised. Let the fleshie follow.

[kj1225]

Make the long journey to the ranger station and find out more about how the fleshies are organised. Let the fleshie follow.

You make the journey... well technically it is a quest because you have a goal but that's neither here nor there. It takes like five minutes. I mean it was like a mile away, it really wouldn't take very long for you treants. The old man opens the door... yeah his wife is a dryad. I mean normally people don't build there houses around trees. Elves do, but not humans. Also the woman with hair the color of leaves and patches of bark on her skin gives it away. You start reading a book on recent human history.

[RAM]

I suppose that I shall have the fleshie teach me how to read...

[kj1225]

NOW FOR NEWS ON BILLAN! Billan has recently counter-protested a Westboro Baptist protest against a marriage between a dragon and a man. Besides making them look like fools he also made out with a harpy to anger them. He also is now the god to a cult of werewolves apparently. The cult calls themselves 'The house of wolves'... really fucking original! He is gaining a following between civil rights activists and people who worship the goddess of monsters, Erin.

[Remuthra]

Billian: Conjure Turn Counter.

[RAM]

I shall read the book and learn the weaknesses of the flesh.

[kj1225]

I shall read the book and learn the weaknesses of the flesh.

YES YOU DO! HaHa!

[kj1225]

Billan while experimenting with magic made the Mage Cave bigger on the inside! It now has a pool. ON A MORE BORING NOTE:  Joe the mage has awoken! Bulb has learned the mystical art of:  Basic English and grammar!

[RAM]

I command my fleshie minion to protect the forest and keep the other fleshies from becoming suspicious of it. I then march myself and my followers to the edge of the forest nearest the nearest fleshie settlement.