EvictedSaint, if you haven't replied by tomorrow morning I'm going to assume that you are unavailable and skip you.
God damn, man, give me a fucking week to play the god damn game, alright? I already replied in the fucking thread.
Alright, DesertGuard.
What a miserable hole in the sand.
I, Saint, a humble fish worker, can make this place a fort worth inhabiting. It didn't take much to convince these 100+ dwarves to elect me into a position of power. I spin a few tales of wonder and grandour and bam, they start letting me call the shots. Now, let's look around the fort a bit. I don't spend much time away from the brook, so I've never actually toured the entire fort...
Alright, yeah, that's the entrance. Not very well defended, but the cage traps will work quite nicely for now. Let's go a bit lower...
A few levels down, not bad. We could really use a well. I'll have to fix that. A bit deeper...
Uh...okay...I guess large, open, haphazard spaces are okay? Not very aesthetically pleasing, but alright...
...and a dining room with only twenty tables...that works, I guess. Not very grand looking, but I suppose it works.
Bed rooms look pretty good at least.
I guess opulence is the name of the game when it comes to our own tombs. I guess I can play ball.
I had them reinforce the entrance with a drawbridge. It's not much, but since I can't find the lever to shut the door I'll just make my own.
A quick look at me. A shortage of patience. Ha. Fitting.
I ordered a well to be dug. It's connected to the brook. Depressurized, of course. Don't want to flood the fort!
Oh my, what do we have here...I think this will look quite nice in my tomb, don't you?
I think I'll seal off access to the cotton candy with a lever, first. Just intuition, you know.
Well's done!
*sigh* More migrants...
Looks like they're body parts lying about. I'll designate a grave yard to get these teeth out of the way. I'm sure HARD2 won't mind if I leave his teeth lying out in the sun...
What's this?
Uh-oh.
Roll'em up, kids.
Luckily I managed to get a miner to patch the hole, so we still had access to cotton candy.
A glorious tomb for our glorious leader, who brought us the shiny blue metal of hell.
Oh, hey, that kid's doing a thing.
Woo. More migrants.
An impressive population, if I do say so myself. They must have all heard the fort was under new leadership.
Hurray. More useless crap. Thanks, kiddo.
My tomb is coming along nicely, if I do say so myself.
Hell looks lovely this time of the year.
Human caravan! Bought some more useless crap.
Uh oh. Well, nothing our elite force of dwarven soldiers can't take care of.
Quick and bloody, the way I like it. Goblin corpses thrown into our garbage piles to rot down to bones.
Another kid doing his thing. I hope he makes something useful...
Nope.
What's this? A barony? Why, yes! I have just the dwarf in mind...he he he...
I think our new baron needs a throne room...Nice and spacious, just the way I like it.
I think that's enough...I'll let some other poor fool micromanage the fort, I've mandates to make. If you need me, I'll be lounging in my golden throne by my golden chests and platinum tables and masterwork bed as I gaze around my majestic throne room.
TLDR; We breached hell but we're safe, I made a throne room and crypt for myself, I'm the new baron, and we've a ton of more useless crap that we don't need. We're pushing about 170+ dwarves by now.
Save is here:
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