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Author Topic: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Tree House of the Ninja]  (Read 19726 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [That Thing That One Time]
« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2013, 07:11:26 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on May 03, 2013, 06:50:38 pm
What DID we do?
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What DID we do?
Quote from: kj1225 on May 03, 2013, 06:55:05 pm
Don't you remember when we... okay I don't know. Maybe their racist!
Quote from: dermonster on May 03, 2013, 06:57:59 pm
What about their racist?
Quote from: Xanmyral on May 03, 2013, 06:59:49 pm
...We're their racist? Maybe we're racist to something or another? Perhaps there was eight of them at one point, we did something, now there's only seven?
Quote from: dermonster on May 03, 2013, 07:02:20 pm
Maybe there was going to be eight.

And we circle back to the ~~COSMIIIIC COOOOOCKBLOOOOCK~~

Oh yes, you seem to recall Goldie had something going on with something. They were planning on creating their own race of mortals and such.


"Hey, wouldn't it be awesome if they like killed each other and wore potatoes and stuff?"


"And... this is your half brother?"


So then somehow he blamed you because his dumb girlfriend was racist against potatoes or something.

So yeah, that's how that happened. Then they all ganged up against you and cruelly and unjustly kicked you out to do their own thing without you.


...so now what?
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2013, 07:18:35 pm »
Question why everyone else apparently lost their shit when this happened.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2013, 07:23:30 pm »
Remind them of exactly what I did, then ask why that was so horrible.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2013, 07:25:43 pm »
Remind him that anybody who hates potatoes must be a horrible person!
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2013, 07:26:21 pm »
Well ... I don't need YOU! I'll just go create my OWN race! With POTATO CLOTHES! And BACON SWORDS! AND BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! NYAH!
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2013, 08:22:14 pm »
Potatoes are cool!
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2013, 08:31:57 pm »
They're reasonably tasty and healthy!
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2013, 08:33:31 pm »
Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew!
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2013, 08:42:54 pm »
What are 'taters'?
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2013, 08:44:37 pm »
Screw them, let's make an entire race of potatoes. Sentient, delicious potatoes.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2013, 08:47:15 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on May 03, 2013, 07:26:21 pm
Well ... I don't need YOU! I'll just go create my OWN race! With POTATO CLOTHES! And BACON SWORDS! AND BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! NYAH!
+1. French fries cooked in bacon grease shall be the staple food.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #71 on: May 03, 2013, 08:48:59 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on May 03, 2013, 08:33:31 pm
Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew!
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Wait, you mean potatoes? +1
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence ["Cosmic Cockblock"]
« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2013, 12:53:29 am »
Quote from: dermonster on May 03, 2013, 07:18:35 pm
Question why everyone else apparently lost their shit when this happened.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 03, 2013, 07:23:30 pm
Remind them of exactly what I did, then ask why that was so horrible.

"Okay, I get why he's upset, but why are you guys going along with this too? All I did was chase off his racist girlfriend because she was dumb."


"Because you ruined everything for EVERYONE, that's why! Instead of a stable base of noble creations, we got you."
"It's true. She would have made for a much nicer neighbor, and our own creations could have benefited from theirs."
"Plus you revealed that you have terrible, terrible ideas. Even if we weren't mad, we really don't want our stuff ruined by an erratic simpleton."


Quote from: kj1225 on May 03, 2013, 07:25:43 pm
Remind him that anybody who hates potatoes must be a horrible person!
Quote from: Cheesecake on May 03, 2013, 08:22:14 pm
Potatoes are cool!
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 03, 2013, 08:31:57 pm
They're reasonably tasty and healthy!
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 03, 2013, 08:48:59 pm
Quote from: dermonster on May 03, 2013, 08:33:31 pm
Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew!
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Wait, you mean potatoes? +1
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Quote from: Xantalos on May 03, 2013, 07:26:21 pm
Well ... I don't need YOU! I'll just go create my OWN race! With POTATO CLOTHES! And BACON SWORDS! AND BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! NYAH!
+1. French fries cooked in bacon grease shall be the staple food.

"Fine. FINE! I don't need your potato-hating ways! I'll go make my OWN creations, and they'll be awesome potato-people with bacon swords and potato clothes and potatoes will be the national food!!!"

Then they chase you out, muttering a lot of things about nuisances and halfwits.



Well, now what?
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Nuisances and Halfwits]
« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2013, 12:56:24 am »
It is obvious, we must make the potato.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Nuisances and Halfwits]
« Reply #74 on: May 04, 2013, 01:00:31 am »
Quote from: Xanmyral on May 04, 2013, 12:56:24 am
It is obvious, we must make the potato.

You can't, remember? Making stuff on your own is really, really hard. That's probably why those dumbs are all banding together, in fact- they know they can accomplish a lot more together than they can individually.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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