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Author Topic: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Tree House of the Ninja]  (Read 20162 times)

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Transcendently Divine Scriptures]
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2013, 11:03:17 am »

Quit being a tsundere and embrace your love for humanity.
And then smite them all when their guard is down? +1

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Transcendently Divine Scriptures]
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2013, 11:05:05 am »

Quit being a tsundere and embrace your love for humanity.
NO.
Resolve to kill them even more.


Look for Sacrulon. Find artifacts. Create a servant race to do our dirty work. Shape them in an image of a matis shrimp. Actually, change our form into a mantis shrimp. ONETWOTHREEDEATH!
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Transcendently Divine Scriptures]
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2013, 11:09:16 am »

Quit being a tsundere and embrace your love for humanity.
NO.
Resolve to kill them even more.


Look for Sacrulon. Find artifacts. Create a servant race to do our dirty work. Shape them in an image of a matis shrimp. Actually, change our form into a mantis shrimp. ONETWOTHREEDEATH!
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If quitting being a tsundere is impossible, then assume the form of a moe incompetent girl to kill them all.

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Transcendently Divine Scriptures]
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2013, 09:04:32 pm »

Quit being a tsundere and embrace your love for humanity.
NO.
Resolve to kill them even more.
EVEN MOOOOOOORE!

Also there isn't any humanity around here yet. Unless those dumbs got to making them already, which you doubt.


Look for Sacrulon.
+1
Er... Sacrulon, Sacrulon...

...which one was Sacrulon again?

Find artifacts.
+1
What artifacts? You don't think the others left artifacts lying around. You don't honestly think they've even made any yet, but if they have, they're probably in their direct possessions or stuffed into their precious anti-you shield.

Create a servant race to do our dirty work. Shape them in an image of a matis shrimp.
+1

You can't make servants just on your own.

And even if you could, where would you put them? It's not like most servants can move through the ether void at will like you can.

Actually, change our form into a mantis shrimp. ONETWOTHREEDEATH!
+1
You don't think you could pull the eyes off for that. You don't feel very rainbow most of the time.


If quitting being a tsundere is impossible, then assume the form of a moe incompetent girl to kill them all.
...

Maybe.


Look for Sacrulon.
+1
Okay, so... you don't know exactly who Sacrulon is, but he mentioned wanting to talk to him about magic. You do know one of them tends to be the magic one, so maybe that's him.

Couldn't be worse than sitting here fantasizing about artifacts from nowhere and changing your form to that of a horrifying crustacean, right?



That... looks like it could be a Sacrulon.

Unfortunately he's just meditating or something stupid. Not much to see here.

He's also closer to the others than Whatshisname was, so you might have to be more careful.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [You Suck]
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2013, 09:05:47 pm »

Why don't we go find whatshisname, then?
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [You Suck]
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2013, 09:08:35 pm »

He is probably just asleep. Poke him to wake him up.

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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Transcendently Divine Scriptures]
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2013, 09:33:40 pm »

Quit being a tsundere and embrace your love for humanity.
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Head back to Whatshisname and chat.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [You Suck]
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2013, 04:50:33 am »

Create a land in the void for your future servants. Wake magic man up politely. Ask him how to make servants and/or realm in the void.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [You Suck]
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2013, 11:49:43 pm »

Why don't we go find whatshisname, then?
Quit being a tsundere and embrace your love for humanity.
+1

Head back to Whatshisname and chat.

He is probably just asleep. Poke him to wake him up.
Create a land in the void for your future servants. Wake magic man up politely. Ask him how to make servants and/or realm in the void.


You... you don't know who to bother and be told off by first!

Normally, you'd probably go for magicface, since you have some idea what you'd want to ask him, except none of those questions are useful. Creating things isn't hard because only they know how (they're dumbs, remember), it's hard because they have help and you don't.

On a related note, you suspect he's not going to want to help you. Certainly not without a very good reason, and "I'm awesome" apparently doesn't count.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Coinflips Can't Save You Now]
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 11:59:15 pm »

He's probably doing something selfish- find out and blackmail him into helping us!
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Coinflips Can't Save You Now]
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2013, 11:59:40 pm »

How about we invent a fake crisis to lure one of them into our territory where we kill him and take his place?
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Coinflips Can't Save You Now]
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2013, 02:09:19 am »

See if you can steal some of magicface's stuff while he's asleep. Not just plans, but stuff as well. If caught, say you think you dropped something when you were here last and were just now looking for it all inconspicuous-like to not disturb magicface.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Coinflips Can't Save You Now]
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2013, 04:05:02 pm »

(Of course coinflips won't save us; the coins are all in league with the dice!)

Determine if there are any...disgruntled members of the team, or any beings like us not on the team.
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Coinflips Can't Save You Now]
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2013, 04:05:52 pm »

(Of course coinflips won't save us; the coins are all in league with the dice!)

Determine if there are any...disgruntled members of the team, or any beings like us not on the team.
But they're all not like us because they want to create and shit without us
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Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [Coinflips Can't Save You Now]
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2013, 04:56:54 pm »

He's probably doing something selfish- find out and blackmail him into helping us!
Ooooooooh.

Unfortunately he seems to be napping at the moment, so the only way to do that would be to grab his Plans. You'll need to be a bit more careful...


Oh, um. Er...

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How about we invent a fake crisis to lure one of them into our territory where we kill him and take his place?
You'd have to get reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally clever to impact one of them beyond just distracting them. They may be dumbs but they're not mortals, where you just hit them enough times and they die or something.


See if you can steal some of magicface's stuff while he's asleep. Not just plans, but stuff as well. If caught, say you think you dropped something when you were here last and were just now looking for it all inconspicuous-like to not disturb magicface.
You wish you'd thought of this before you tried to snag his Plans.

Then again, if you'd screwed up this hard while stealing his stuff he'd... actually, the only thing he has is that weird dream orb thingy. So that's probably out anyway.


(Of course coinflips won't save us; the coins are all in league with the dice!)

Determine if there are any...disgruntled members of the team, or any beings like us not on the team.
How?
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