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[TD1]

Its main point for me now is that it's visually impressive.

[Loud Whispers]

Its main point for me now is that it's visually impressive.

"For the season is dark and full of errors." - Anon
Hard to be visually impressive when you can't see shit

[Kagus]

Its main point for me now is that it's visually impressive.

"For the season is dark and full of errors." - Anon
Hard to be visually impressive when you can't see shit

"The BluRay version will look great"

[Mephansteras]

It was dark, yes, but I could see well enough to tell what was going on and appreciate the visual aspects of everything.

And, honestly, they got a lot of the horror aspects of an undead horde right. Made for some good entertainment.

[ChairmanPoo]

I find it very hard to believe that the conflict with cersei can be stretched for three episodes.
Then again, if this is truly it for the Night King, then they might also fuck that one uo by pointlessly stretching it.

[Loud Whispers]

inb4 Qyburn teaches Cersei how to unlimited zombies

[Xantalos]

Prediction: Bran uses children of the forest knowledge to turn John Snow into the new Night’s King in order to fight against Cersei and her Qyburn zombies. If you’re jumping the shark, you gotta make it a megalodon.

[Loud Whispers]

Cute parody from carbot, the guy who does loads of blizzard parodies

[Xantalos]

why they gotta do my man Tormund like that

[NRDL]

Jamie with the intercept of the century.

[Arx]

I don't watch the show, but this blooper is still entertaining.



Spot that which does not belong.

[Andux]

There must always be a Starkbucks in Winterfell.

[TD1]

As is now standard procedure, the characters all do something incredibly stupid which is a perversion of their natures, and someone dies. Do I have an emotional response to what is a by-now-bland character dying? No, not really.

[Ulfarr]

Spoiler: ranting + strong language (click to show/hide)

what a letdown of an episode, what a fucking letdown

Characters doing/saying things they shouldn't do/say.

Somehow only half of the living died at winterfell. Yeah, the wights totaly didn't overrun and dogpiled everything in the last episode. Unless ep3 was shot at night to hide how bad the wights got spanked.

Fucking ballistas...
Battleships? Ballistas.
Dragons? Ballistas.
Night king? Ballistas.
But he can bring the dead back...BALLISTAS. Yeet that motherfucker back to the Wall.

wE dEmMaNd CeRcEiS sUrReNdEr Or We WiLl BuRn ThE cItY.

All that build up for fucking nothing.

[Kagus]

Spoiler: ranting + strong language (click to show/hide)

what a letdown of an episode, what a fucking letdown

Characters doing/saying things they shouldn't do/say.

Somehow only half of the living died at winterfell. Yeah, the wights totaly didn't overrun and dogpiled everything in the last episode. Unless ep3 was shot at night to hide how bad the wights got spanked.

Fucking ballistas...
Battleships? Ballistas.
Dragons? Ballistas.
Night king? Ballistas.
But he can bring the dead back...BALLISTAS. Yeet that motherfucker back to the Wall.

wE dEmMaNd CeRcEiS sUrReNdEr Or We WiLl BuRn ThE cItY.

All that build up for fucking nothing.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And let us not forget: Ballistas.

Apparently all previous naval warfare has been accomplished through the use of strong insults and airing one's nethers with a favorable wind.

"Hey everybody! Let's just stand around like fucking numpties while the enemy fleet which is CLEARLY RIGHT THERE zeroes in on us!"

Also: Ballistas. Apparently these fuckers with their fresh hypermodern mass-produced prototype weaponry are supergeniuses when it comes to firing an imperfect (and fucking heavy!) wooden projectile from an imperfect wooden launcher and nailing the fucking neck of a moving target that's bouncing the fuck around in mid-air.

Lord Varys: "BLAB"

Tyrion: "Maybe if I talk to Cersei, the person who has always hated me and who blames me for killing her child and also who JUST NOW sent an assassin to kill me, I'll be able to get her to see reason and surrender without taking literally anyone down with her! I'll be sure to mention the dying of babies, she'll like that."

Y'know, when I move into my new place next week, I'll be without my GF's HBO account and won't be able to catch the latest episode.

Maybe that's a good thing.