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[zombat]

I was hoping to see religious fanatics get slaughtered, instead we see Tommen going from mummy's boy to god botherer. 


And that last scene was completely pointless, yayyy make them swear the oath they already swore but now with a dragon!


Too bad Waldo Fray doesn't have one of those big wide oil/railroad tycoon mustaches, he could've twirled it to make the "Oh he'll give it up" line even more stilted and cliche.

[Comrade P.]

And I'm just sitting here, concerned about Arya.

[Loud Whispers]

Lmao I just skipped the last scene, nothing of value was lost

At least we see where all the Summer CGI budget went.

And I'm just sitting here, concerned about Arya.

Immortal plot armour m8

People are making so many boats these days that their chances of stumbling upon rowing Gendry skyrocket.

Gendry Baratheon dark horse victory? Heh. I do like the scene they gave him where he runs around with his hammer whacking skulls, the shadow of his forefather. Shame he's incognito mode though.

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That final scene was fucking stupid. Like what the actual fuck, do they forget how scenes happen??

"How many boats do I need"
"lots"
"Guess we go to Mereen and start building boats"
"Sounds good"
"BRB"

few secs later

"YEAAAAAAH DRAGOOOOON KHALEESIIIII"

Oh totally. I'd say on par with Euron 'build me boats with no trees' Greyjoy.

You want the 2GOD but you need the ONETHOUSANDSHIPS

Funny thing is, the Royal Navy's seen some better days. Mannis fleet in fuego, Iron fleet in retcon, Lannister fleet is... Dunno, sand snekd or something. I can only surmise that they picked the 1000 number because 50 ships doesn't sound epic enough. All she needs to do is go to Pentos and Illyrio will load her up with his spice fleet and GG Westeros
Lmao the transcripts

D: What was I made for?
N: You're a conqueror, Daenerys Stormborn.
D: (wind blowing) Wait here.
(bird screeching)
(horses whinny)
(Dothraki muttering)
(dragon roaring)
(murmuring)
(roaring) - (horses whinnying) - (shouting)
(roars)
(roars)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering continues)
(cheering)
(roars)

NOTHING OF VALUE LOST

[penguinofhonor]

You're kidding, right?

[Kot]

MY FUCKING GOD EMPEROR, TARLY THIS IS SO AWKWARD.

[Loud Whispers]

Also top lel the actors complaining about bad writing IN THE SHOW

[Kot]

"Did you pay?"
Oh shit they're onto us.

[PTTG??]

Gendry Baratheon dark horse victory? Heh. I do like the scene they gave him where he runs around with his hammer whacking skulls, the shadow of his forefather. Shame he's incognito mode though.

Nah, Bernie could still pull this through.

[itisnotlogical]

"Did you pay?"
Oh shit they're onto us.

Hey, I watch it totally legally.

A friend from work happens to have multiple smartphones within easy access, so he can sign up for the free 30-day trial as many times as he has smartphones, and he lets me leech off of that.

Probably not intentional, but the closest I'll ever get to watching it legally until the whole series is out in a box set.

[Loud Whispers]

"Did you pay?"
Oh shit they're onto us.

GOT does not approve of Russian Dothrakis

Gendry Baratheon dark horse victory? Heh. I do like the scene they gave him where he runs around with his hammer whacking skulls, the shadow of his forefather. Shame he's incognito mode though.

Nah, Bernie could still pull this through.

High Sparrow confirmed

[Xantalos]

OH GODS IT ALL FITS SO WELL WHAT THE FUCK

HIGH SPARROW

BERNIE HAS CONNECTION WITH BIRDS

THEY BOTH OLD AND BALDING

BOTH APPEAL TO THE MASSES AND GRASSROOTS MOVEMENTS

BOTH LOOKING TO HAVE FEMALE POLITICAL OPPONENTS INDICTED FOR SLEAZY SHIT THEY ALLEDGEDLY DID IN THE PAST

NOT TRYNA BASH HILLARY JUST MARVELLING AT THE SIMILARITIES

[Kot]

Game of Thrones is actually GRMM prediction of America's future.

[Deus Asmoth]

But then who does a girl with no name that might have a name again represent?

[itisnotlogical]

Trump is basically a Lannister though. No thought or finesse, just bottomless piles of money.

[Kot]

Arya is proably just some underage SJW that went to Europe, got superior lower age of consent education and will return to send everyone to prison by being a bait.