That shouldn't be too hard.
YESYESYEShell noYES
Oh Dariush, I would play just to spite you if I weren't involved in the modding process. You're such a nerd. Hilariously sad, and oh so bitter. It's like you're Russia's little reject.
Teehee. Just kidding. Besides, playing against you is easy mode. Your tells are obvious, and your overall demeanor is negative to your own team. It's why I trump you at Liar's Dice. You should consider selling ad space. Get it? Because you're like a billboard.
It's cool though, I know you're still learning. Maybe one day, right?
Hey now, we're all entitled to our opinions. And even if Dariush isn't the most ... diplomatic of forum dwellers, he has raised valid points in the past.
In what way does that make the comments themselves tolerable? He composes himself at the level of a socially inept chimpanzee. He should be properly ostracized until he meets the standards of etiquette. I mean, we can only look down on him so much. Eventually, he has to man up or leave. And if we push him off a building in an effort to leave, there really has been zero harm to the remaining forumgoers. Ergo, the phrase "Shape up or ship out" applies rather fittingly.
I think that Dariush certainly has his right to his opinion, and indeed that often the concerns he raises are valid ones. I also think that the way he expresses it, despite repeated requests from other forum members for a change, denotes a certain disregard for others. Being polite has changed absolutely nothing about his behavior, and he has continued to engage in inappropriate ad hominems for years. His behavior has finally regressed to a lack of self-awareness that is appropriate to an elementary-schooler at best.
As such, I have decided to see if speaking his own language will fix anything.
I actually don't believe he's entitled to an opinion. That's a right shared among human beings. Malicious entities very rarely fall under that category. I am of agreement that he should learn a thing or two about mannerisms. He can participate like a grown up when he acts like one. In this instance, he's basically a selfish child. It's better to treat him like one.
My favorite bit is when Leafsnail quips him before the start of almost every game when he's bragging about some shit.
The best quotes are how he has obviously found scum, yet took no action to lynch said scum. Source being every game I play with him, regardless of whether I am scum or not. Except those aren't quotes, it's more like a force of nature.