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[Sensei]

Spray paint the elf in his stupid triangle eyes.

Also, maybe magically enchant self to resist the effects of a cudgel first.

[Weirdsound]

Spray paint the elf in his stupid triangle eyes.

Also, maybe magically enchant self to resist the effects of a cudgel first.

To cleversh of a plan for a ine...ine...inebria... Drunsh Wizardbro.

Instead:

Squishee: Cudgel Form Activate
Wizard: Boozy Bezerker charge the elf while dual wielding Cudgelsquishee and Evil Shaving Cream!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Grab Squishee.

Dual-wield Stoneflesh and Spaypaint!

[Chink]

Grab Squishee.

Dual-wield Stoneflesh and Spaypaint!

[FuzzyZergling]

Squishee: Cudgel Form Activate
Wizard: Boozy Bezerker charge the elf while dual wielding Cudgelsquishee and Evil Shaving Cream!

Grab Squishee.
Dual-wield Stoneflesh and Spaypaint!

CHAAAARGE!


FSSSSSSSSSSSSTHWACKSSSS
That wash shurprishingly eashy. Then again, elvsh aren't known for their conshtitution.


You roush CHARLIE and tell 'im that you got yer revenge on the ELF. You can go home now.
CHARLIE shaysh wait, is that the ELF you were talkin' about? He thought you were talkin' about the other one.


You shay what other one?


The ARCHMAGE calmly asks why you have broken into his TOWER and assaulted his DAUGHTER.

[My Name is Immaterial]

What tower? What daughter? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I wearing this hat? Who's the bearded midget? Who are you?

[GreatWyrmGold]

"That wash your daughter? My tower wash vandalised by a GIRL?!?"

React in shock.

[Chink]

"That wash your daughter? My tower wash vandalised by a GIRL?!?"

React in shock.

[Weirdsound]

Then calmishly explain that she vandalized ur tower, and that you were jusssst teeeshing her a lesson. If thish is one of those universes where elves are super hippy peaceniks, you'll be fine. If not, RUN!

[FuzzyZergling]

What tower? What daughter? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I wearing this hat? Who's the bearded midget? Who are you?

Uh, TOWER? DAUGHTER? You don't know wha' he'sh talking about. You were, uh, out walkin' with your buddy and notished the door busted.
So you came in to check what'sh up, you know?


The ARCHMAGE thinks that you should tell him the truth.
He insists.

"That wash your daughter? My tower wash vandalised by a GIRL?!?"

React in shock.

Then calmishly explain that she vandalized ur tower, and that you were jusssst teeeshing her a lesson. If thish is one of those universes where elves are super hippy peaceniks, you'll be fine. If not, RUN!

She messed up my plash first! We was just gonna paint the wallsh, we shwear!
You didn't even know it was hish place! You thought it wash just him- her that lived here!

The ARCHMAGE says that although you were provoked, this is no way for a member of the WIZARD'S GUILD to behave.


Consider this a warning.


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You are in a HOSPITAL. To the NORTH is the OPERATING ROOM, to the SOUTH is the WAITING ROOM.
You are wearing GENERIC PRE-SURGERY HOSPITAL CLOTHES.
The DOCTOR says that he is ready to see you now, just step through the door.
What will you do?

[Dunamisdeos]

Incapacitate the doctor, take his clothes, find squishee, impersonate doctor to escape hospital, find new goal.

I have edited the above in accordance with the post below me.

[Sensei]

Remember whether we are the same person or not. Also: Check inventory, magical reserves.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Determine WTF is going on.

Also: Determine if we should still RP being drunk.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Also: Determine if we should still RP being drunk.

I think we can assume that we had the drunk knocked out of us, as there are no bubbles popping over our head.

[FuzzyZergling]

Incapacitate the doctor, take his clothes, find squishee, impersonate doctor to escape hospital, find new goal.

This is rather inadvisable, as you have already paid a RATHER LARGE AMOUNT OF GOLD up-front for this operation.
And you don't want a new goal, you have a perfectly good one which comes closer to being realized with every passing second.
You enter the OPERATING ROOM.

Remember whether we are the same person or not. Also: Check inventory, magical reserves.

You are fairly certain that you are yourself. You feel like yourself, you think.
Though maybe you are another person who only thinks you are yourself? This thought strikes you as confusing and unlikely.
Your inventory is empty, you left it with your normal clothes when you changed into the GENERIC PRE-SURGERY HOSPITAL CLOTHES. You have no MAGICAL RESERVES, as you do not have a MAGIC CORE.
Yet.


There is a HUMAN WIZARD on the OPERATING TABLE next to you. He is unconscious, and strapped down.
You don't know how the DOCTOR procured him, and you hope to never know.


The DOCTOR injects you with a powerful ANESTHETIC.
Although the OPERATION you are about to undergo is likely to result in your death, you think you have chosen the correct path.


Better to die ^{in the name of you dream than to live with the shame of failure.}

Determine WTF is going on.
Also: Determine if we should still RP being drunk.

You had a dream, which was also a nightmare, which was also a memory.
You seem to be outside of TOWN, which is SOUTHWEST if you have your bearings right.
It is MORNING, and you are no longer DRUNK.