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[Sensei]

Set sword on fire. Commence stabbing. Have Squishy become a shield.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Turn him down on the job offer. The opportunities for advancement aren't great.

Also, isn't our sword a sword of ice? Setting it on fire wouldn't do much. Lightning would be much better.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, if direct mental magical attacks failed, why would direct physical magical attacks work?

Decline job offer. Have Squishy become a shield. Magically enhance our strength and toughness before proceeding to beat up the Gnollboss.

[Chink]

Decline job offer. Have Squishy become a shield. Magically enhance our strength and toughness before proceeding to beat up the Gnollboss.

[ragnarok97071]

Scream "I HAVE THE POWER!!!"

Then do this.

Decline job offer. Have Squishy become a shield. Magically enhance our strength and toughness before proceeding to beat up the Gnollboss.

[FuzzyZergling]

Set sword on fire. Commence stabbing. Have Squishy become a shield.

Turn him down on the job offer. The opportunities for advancement aren't great.
Also, isn't our sword a sword of ice? Setting it on fire wouldn't do much. Lightning would be much better.

Decline job offer. Have Squishy become a shield. Magically enhance our strength and toughness before proceeding to beat up the Gnollboss.

You stack an additional LIGHTING ENCHANTMENT on top of the existing ICE ENCHANTMENT.
You know very little about ENCHANTING, so this eats up nearly all of your MANA. You only have enough for a simple HASTE SPELL.


You call SQUISHEE.


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I HAVE THE POW-


*CRUNCH*-er.


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GNOLLBOSS: DEFEATED!
Your skull took a terrible blow, but you managed to win. You should probably see the DOCTOR after this is all over.


to the EAST lies a TREASURE CHEST and the EXIT.


Chapter 1: COMPLETE!

Spoiler: Statistics (click to show/hide)

Panels: 140
Favored Magic: Freestyle Conjuration
Bosses Defeated: 1
Whiskey Obtained: 1
Elves Punched: 0

Total Score: 1423
Rank: Backwater Magician

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wait, if direct mental magical attacks failed, why would direct physical magical attacks work?

Magical resistance means that our mana can't get past something's skin. A fireball or lightningbolt would be created at the tip of our wand, so our mana wouldn't need to get anywhere near them.

Sorry for the lax update speed, there's some RL stuff happening that's eating up my time.

[Chink]

Open the chest!

[Weirdsound]

Make a lame bond one-liner about the Gnollboss being demoted to corpse or something.

Loot the chest.

Drop the tome off with it's new owner.

Get to the doctor.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Wear Squishee.

[Sensei]

Open the chest!

This. And then off to the doctor, and then off to deliver the magical tome.

...scratch that. Deliver tome first, THEN doctor. Hope our tome-wanting friend will see how BRUTALHARD this task was.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hm, that explanation makes sense.

Anyways, open treasure chest, be glad we survived, contemplate options of how to return after examining loot.

[Sensei]

There's a hole to the right. It should probably drop us off on the outside of the cave. Or maybe deep space, you never know.

[GreatWyrmGold]

There's a hole to the right. It should probably drop us off on the outside of the cave. Or maybe deep space, you never know.

Basically, I want a chance to contemplate loot before leaving and doing stuff, in case the loot affects our plans.

[FuzzyZergling]

WizardQuest
> START CHAPTER 2

You are in your WIZARD TOWER, on the LEFT SIDE OF YOUR ROOM. To the WEST is the rest of the THIRD FLOOR, to the RIGHT is the RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR ROOM.
You are wearing your WIZARD ROBES, WIZARD HAT, and new WIZARD PENDANT.

Open the chest!

In the CHEST are the items that you raided from the GNOLL'S DEN a week ago.
There is a ROUND STONE SLAB, whose purpose or function have been unable to discern. The TOME OF DARK MAGIC may have been of use, if you had been able to read it. It is adorned with either an exceptionally detailed stone carving of an eye, or an actual eye that just happens to be made of stone.
There is a POTION OF DEMON BLOOD. Though it contains only an exceedingly small amount of actual demon blood, it still causes a massive increase in physical strength and constitution as well as limited regeneration. Side effects may include dry skin, subconjunctival hemorrhage, itching, growth of one or more horns, hair loss, hematophagia, acne, and the loss of one's soul.
There is a WIZARD'S NOTEPAD, which is a convenient way for people to keep in touch. When you write something in the notepad, it can be sent to any other notepad who's password you know. You know of no other notepads, so it is mostly worthless at the moment.
You also took the STRANGE SKULL, as a trophy.

Wear Squishee.

You walk to the RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR ROOM. SQUISHEE should be here.


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Now that you have your WIZARD BEARD, what will you do?

[freeformschooler]

>Examine upgraded stats