>Examine upgraded stats
You examine your IMAGINARY STATUS BARS.
Eveything seems to be in order. You are HEALTHY and your WIZARDTUDE is maxed, as it always is, since you are always an amazing WIZARD.
Although painful and not good for your long-term health, straining your MAGIC CORE last week has deepened your MANA POOL, and you can now bring slightly more spellpower to bare.
Turn in tome for reward.
You already did that! CHARLIE provided the agreed-upon GOLD in exchange for the TOME, and you have developed a strong friendship.
The beard is not long enough! Squishee! Elongate! We shall become Gandalf, the black and white and pink!
This is the best idea you've ever had.Your newly extended BEARD earns you a new WIZARD TIER: GREYBEARD THE OFF-WHITE. You are ecstatic.
Pay a social call to the Dwarf Wizard whom you helped with the Tome. Share some of your home-conjured whiskey with him, before drunkenly suggesting that the pair of you should go out and find some ELVES to mess with.
Good idea! CHARLIE is always up for a drink, and you've been meaning to do something with your SWAMP WHISKEY.
You were going to use it as rocket fuel, but you don't have a rocket so this is the next best thing. It probably won't even kill you!
You hate this door. You have to bend down awkwardly every time you enter or leave.
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You have imp- imbibed a lARGE AMOUnT OF BOOZE. Your BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL ish OFF THE HANDLE AND aLSHO THE CHARTSH.
CHARLIE is here. He ish alsho DRUNK, though hish SHUPERIOR DWARVEN LIVER ish metabolb- meltabol- MAKIN' THE DRUNK GO AWAY FAST.
You shart to tell CHARLIe about the ELF VANDAL. Yuo get half-way through your deshcription when he interrupts you, shaying he knows that guy.
He livesh just acroshh the road!
CHARLIE ashksh if you wanna go do shomethin' about 'im.
Wonder why Squishee can only sometimes change color.
SHQUISHEE can change color all the time. He jusht likesh pink 'cause that'sh hish normal color.