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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #150 on: April 30, 2013, 11:28:10 pm »

Turn in tome for reward.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #151 on: April 30, 2013, 11:41:16 pm »

The beard is not long enough! Squishee! Elongate! We shall become Gandalf, the black and white and pink!

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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #152 on: April 30, 2013, 11:47:19 pm »

Pay a social call to the Dwarf Wizard whom you helped with the Tome. Share some of your home-conjured whiskey with him, before drunkenly suggesting that the pair of you should go out and find some ELVES to mess with.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #153 on: April 30, 2013, 11:49:56 pm »

Pay a social call to the Dwarf Wizard whom you helped with the Tome. Share some of your home-conjured whiskey with him, before drunkenly suggesting that the pair of you should go out and find some ELVES to mess with.
I approve.

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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #154 on: May 01, 2013, 12:28:01 am »

Pay a social call to the Dwarf Wizard whom you helped with the Tome. Share some of your home-conjured whiskey with him, before drunkenly suggesting that the pair of you should go out and find some ELVES to mess with.
I approve.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #155 on: May 01, 2013, 05:13:15 pm »

Wonder why Squishee can only sometimes change color.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #156 on: May 03, 2013, 02:17:34 am »

>Examine upgraded stats

You examine your IMAGINARY STATUS BARS.
Eveything seems to be in order. You are HEALTHY and your WIZARDTUDE is maxed, as it always is, since you are always an amazing WIZARD.
Although painful and not good for your long-term health, straining your MAGIC CORE last week has deepened your MANA POOL, and you can now bring slightly more spellpower to bare.

Turn in tome for reward.

You already did that! CHARLIE provided the agreed-upon GOLD in exchange for the TOME, and you have developed a strong friendship.

The beard is not long enough! Squishee! Elongate! We shall become Gandalf, the black and white and pink!

This is the best idea you've ever had.
Your newly extended BEARD earns you a new WIZARD TIER: GREYBEARD THE OFF-WHITE. You are ecstatic.

Pay a social call to the Dwarf Wizard whom you helped with the Tome. Share some of your home-conjured whiskey with him, before drunkenly suggesting that the pair of you should go out and find some ELVES to mess with.

Good idea! CHARLIE is always up for a drink, and you've been meaning to do something with your SWAMP WHISKEY.
You were going to use it as rocket fuel, but you don't have a rocket so this is the next best thing. It probably won't even kill you!


You hate this door. You have to bend down awkwardly every time you enter or leave.
 

->

You have imp- imbibed a lARGE AMOUnT OF BOOZE. Your BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL ish OFF THE HANDLE AND aLSHO THE CHARTSH.
CHARLIE is here. He ish alsho DRUNK, though hish SHUPERIOR DWARVEN LIVER ish metabolb- meltabol- MAKIN' THE DRUNK GO AWAY FAST.


You shart to tell CHARLIe about the ELF VANDAL. Yuo get half-way through your deshcription when he interrupts you, shaying he knows that guy.


He livesh just acroshh the road!
CHARLIE ashksh if you wanna go do shomethin' about 'im.

Wonder why Squishee can only sometimes change color.

SHQUISHEE can change color all the time. He jusht likesh pink 'cause that'sh hish normal color.

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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #157 on: May 03, 2013, 03:10:23 am »

Use magic to sober up.

Pay elf an antisocial call.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #158 on: May 03, 2013, 09:03:07 am »

Use magic to sober up.

Pay elf an antisocial call.

What a waste of time, everyone knows inebriation increases your MANA POOL!

Pay elf an inebriated call.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #159 on: May 03, 2013, 11:02:21 am »

(Charlie said he knew the guy, so I guess we can assume it's a male elf now)

Conjure three cans of spray paint.

Off White for you
Purple for Charlie
Pink for Squishee

Then drunkenly suggest Charlie use DARK MAGIC to make the spray paint extra evil or nassshty or somshing.

What a waste of time, everyone knows inebriation increases your MANA POOL!

Pay elf an inebriated call.

Vandalise his house/tower, steal his WIMPY ELF BOOZE supply, and rough him up if he's around.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #160 on: May 03, 2013, 11:06:20 am »

Weesh a gonna go seee the elf.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #161 on: May 03, 2013, 03:51:58 pm »

Visit the elf. Say hi. "Accidentally" vomit on something expensive. Leave, then secretly return to do other mischief.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #162 on: May 03, 2013, 11:41:15 pm »

Use magic to sober up.
Pay elf an antisocial call.
What a waste of time, everyone knows inebriation increases your MANA POOL!
Pay elf an inebriated call.

YESH! Let'sh go mess with 'im!
You tell CHARLIE you wanna go mess with the ELF.

Conjure three cans of spray paint.
Off White for you
Purple for Charlie
Pink for Squishee
Then drunkenly suggest Charlie use DARK MAGIC to make the spray paint extra evil or nassshty or somshing.
Vandalise his house/tower, steal his WIMPY ELF BOOZE supply, and rough him up if he's around.

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You CONHURE three cans of POSHIBLY SHPRAYPAINT, and ashk CHARLIE to make 'em better. With MAGIC, or shomething.
CHARLIE thinksh for a moment.


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the POSHIBLY SHPRAYPAINT ish now DARK POSHIBLY SHPRAYPAINT.
cHARLIE shays it'll paint shtuff it shouldn't. Like wizard's houses n' shtuff. Yeah.

Weesh a gonna go seee the elf.

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You exhit CHARLIE'S TOWER, and he pointsh out the ELF'SH PLACE.
'S a big tower. 'S got shome little hut thingsh too.


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You'r at the ELF'SH TOWER DOOR.
You are carryin' your WAND and some DARK POSHIBLY SHPRAYPAINT.
Wat'll you do now?
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #163 on: May 03, 2013, 11:43:37 pm »

Sprraaaypaints the elfs.
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Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« Reply #164 on: May 03, 2013, 11:45:16 pm »

Tag that tower like it's never been tagged before. You're the wizzard of graffiti.
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