Turn One Hundred and Eight?The Temple of Sef...Examine the room! You never know where there might be hidden treasures.
Assist examination of room! Offer commentary on architecture and possible hiding spots for cool treasure. Express polite approval for frescoes if there are any. And ascertain if there really is or isn't any treasure around here, of course.
Sylvanna shoutily and, controversially,
plainly examines the room they are in, a fairly large underground room, and, disappointingly for her,
…finds nothing of any interest at all, despite Gervedder’s keen assistance, which seems to mostly consist of declaring his approval for a lovely pair of frescoes and the intricate archways above the door frame.
"I believe there really isn’t any treasure around here," …he declares, filled with the joy of architectural appreciation.
"Except, of course, architectural treasure…"Also search for loots!
"You mean, except for this!" answers Tackov,
"Aha! Hahahah!"…He holds it up to the dim light for closer inspection, and declares his find:
"My word! If I am not wrong, and as a trained mage it is unlikely, I believe I have uncovered one of the legendary Holy Incendiary Grenades of Sef!"The trained mage places said grenade in his pockets, for later use.
Item Acquired: Tackov Cedtry:
Holy Incendiary Grenade of SefOpen the door leading deeper in afterwards.
Just then, a hat – possibly a Hat, and possibly even a Hat of Command – appears on the head of Sylvanna, as if by a fiendish ghostly and regrettable magical occurrence, and, filled with a sudden authority, she
…successfully opens a door!
The GM assumes that this door is in fact the door leading deeper into this level of the dungeon, and not the stairs leading further down to the next and, who knows, last level, or penultimate level of the dungeon, and also assumes that her comrades follow her in the following random order: Sylvanna, Lady Foxglove, Gervedder, Tackov.
As they burst through the door, bricks fall, and everybody is covered in dust! And bricks, unfortunately. But not rocks, so.
…Sylvanna jumps forward and to safety, but her new best friend is not so lucky! Lady Foxglove dives into the door frame, and smashes her head a bit, and is buried under a pile of bricks. What’s worse – they’re dirty bricks!
Also there’s nothing else of immediate or obvious interest in the room.
Wound Acquired: Lady Foxglove:
Broken HeadWound Acquired: Gervedder Vietzo:
Bumped Arm!Hat Acquired: Sylvanna the Felonious:
Hat of CommandElsewhere…I don't know if he has been, but I need this barrel patched. I need it to go kill a mountain bandit so I can turn the barrel to adamantine.
Request!
…”I see… you are a very sick man, senor. You have no pesos! You cannot pay for this service of patching! But… the friend of my Roñardo is the friend of my friend, as they say back home, and I put forth this offer to you!
Let me cure you… let me attempt my experimental cure for your Vomiting sickness… and in return, I cure your barrel! Si…”Drink a Minor Health Potion, then run out of the house, back down the street, and buy a helmet/chestplate at the offered rate.
Chugging a Minor Health Potion as he goes, Whiz the Granny Murderer dashes out of the crime scene and runs back down the street, where he suddenly bumps into a strange group of 6 men!
…They are all hooded in grey cloaks, and carry pitchforks, and Whiz suddenly recognises with horror the logo emblazoned across their chests: he’s run into the local squad of the Granny Murderer Vigilante Association!
”Eh, monsieur…” speaks the leader,
”I hear there’s a been a granny murder around here… you know anything about that, eh? Monsieur? Let me examine that spatter of blood on your bandages… it looks suspiciously like granny blood, from here?”Suddenly there is a terrifying crescendo of savage hissing, and the murdered granny’s three cats appear behind Whiz.
Mission: Retrieve the Magical Mandolin Part
Map for IronyOwl and Tackov and Gervedder (they are by the red cross, and apologies for the not quite edited right size that I can’t be bothered to correct just now):
Oh yes, and apologies for the wait.
Current Players:Name: Tackov Cedtry
Class: Level 4 Gusty Wind Mage
Status: +1 missile defence. +1 to future gut damage. -1 to melee. +1 left leg defence. -1 to feet.
Health: [HP: 65/65] |
Severed Guts! |
Magical Saucepan Leg |
Severed Foot!Abilities: Airfist I,
Magical Typhoon I,
Wind Blast I,
Wind Blast II,
Wind Step I,
Squishy,
Sissy Slap FightInventory: Minor Mana Potion x1,
Scroll of Beginner’s Fireball x1,
Mouldy Wizard Hat, You Bastard the Mangy Donkey,
Cloak of Camouflage, 524 Green Farthings, 206 Yuros,
Solid Gold Lingerie x 2, a squashed and severed foot (own), a massive angry boulder stalker,
Burny-Vomity-Nakedy Wand;
Robe of Improved Magic,
Holy Incendiary Grenade of Sef.
Name: Whiz
Class: Level 4 Whiznificent Whiz Wiz(ard)
Status: +1 to lower leg defence. +1 to groin defence. -1 to social interaction except with rats. +1 to balancing. +1 to strength. Last in initiative rolls.
Health: [HP: 75/90] |
Giant Rat’s Tail! Mummy!Abilities: Competent Crossbow User,
Red Carpet,
Shield I,
Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast! Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast II,
Obviously a Powerful Wizard,
It’ll Make You Blind!Inventory: Crossbow x2, Unlimited Quiver,
Raider’s Dress of Shin Protection, 211 Yuros,
Middling Mana Potion x1, Cutlass, Three daggers,
Minor Health Potion x1, +1 Bolt of Accuracy x4, +1 Bolt of Burning x3, +1 Bolt of Paralysis x1,
Carrying Serf x0 (not currently mounted), 0 Green Farthings,
Steel Groinplate.
Name: Gervedder Vietzo
Class: Level 4 Damaged Opportunistic Messenger
Status: +1 to gut and chest defence. +1 defence if moves. +1 to hit with axe (flaming).
Health: [HP: 80/90]Abilities: Gauntlet,
Sprint of Fury,
Just a Brainflesh Wound,
Nimble Feet,
This Messenger Delivers,
Important,
Stop For DirectionsInventory: Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver, 0 bandages, 0 Yuros,
Iron Cuirass, Crossbow, Gerald the Mule, Two weeks rations and a bedroll,
Apprentice Herbalist's Manual,
Herbalist's Containers x5, Large Cork x1,
Masterwork Flaming Axe of Death.
Name: Lady Foxglove Vainglorious the III
Class: Level 4 Glamorous Ravenhaired Crusader
Status: +1 to head, chest and groinbone defence. Dodges fist missile hit. -1 to initiative and balancing.
Health: [HP: 70/90] |
Broken HeadAbilities: Nonchalant Dodge,
Ravena’s Ear,
Silent as a Raven’s Wing,
Opportunistic,
Honeyed Tongue,
Vain,
Self-RelianceInventory: The Raven's Wingblade,
Minor Health Potion x1, Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver,
Masterwork Helm,
Flying Warsquid, Sword,
Mercenary Squidrider Uniform,
Masterwork Poledancing Pole,
chainmail lingerie, 34 Yuros, 10 bandages, Decent provisions (day) x4, Live eel x649, Red dragon-scale vest,
Curse Grenade of the Slimy Eel.
Name: Bukkar Crangrom
Class: Level 4 Sprayin' Ragin' Mage
Status: Naked! Not +1 to missile defence until the barrel is fixed.
Health: [HP: 90/90] |
The Vomiting! |
Broken Guts |
Blessed By the Godses |
Stony FacelegthingAbilities: Whirlwind Rage I,
Rage Flight,
Rage Lazors I,
Ass of the Flaming Foot I,
Lightning Fist I,
Always Looking For a Fight,
Always HungoverInventory: Crossbow, 0 Green Farthings,
Large Sealed Bling Barrel, Large Cork x1, pick.
Name: Sylvanna the Felonious
Class: Level 4 Alchemical Flesh Mechanic
Status: Bedraggled!
Health: [HP: 90/90]Abilities: Construct Control I,
Craft Corpse Glue I,
Craft Alchemical Corpse Glue I,
Corpse Assimilation ,
Crawly HandsInventory: A dead kobold, clothes,
Buckler of Sharp Death, 1x Glue,
Hat of Command.
Name: Rattlefang’s DroneBongo of Vengeances
Class: Level 2 Shamanic Death Tambourine
Health: [HP: 35/35]Abilities: Two Legged Death Tambourine,
Incredibly Sharp Teeth