Turn Forty ThreeLeprify… dice roll… Tackov!
Wind Blast the two skeletal knights together!
"This fight is going rather poorly!" remarks Tackov, dodging and ducking futilely as Human Wizard Skeleton 3 lurches at him, hands outstretched.
…Tackov’s face falls off!
Unperturbed or, at least, not perturbed enough to stop what he was doing, Tackov blasts one of the summoned skeleton into the other with the power of his mental wind.
Alas: one skeleton’s face shatters into tiny bits, broken; but the second skeleton gets right back to its feet, turns to Tackov, and laughs at him.
”Hehehehehe…”Wound Acquired: Tackov Cedtry:
Leprified Face!Action: Punch Wizard Skeleton 2 in the head repeatedly!
Yeeeeerrggggh you nasties won't live to mage another day!
Chop Human Skeleton Wizard 2 to bits with the sword! If I vomit, vomit all over my arms to extinguish them.
…Just then, Lady Foxglove Vainglorious III repeatedly shadow boxes at the non-leprifying skeletal Wizard before Bukkar strolls over to show her how it is done.
Swaying violently on his feet, Bukkar Crangrom
…slices off the Wizard’s head!
It falls to the ground, immediately followed by the crashing noise of the rest of the skeleton.
Just behind, there’s another crash of bones.
Bukkar spins around, just about managing not to sever any parts of Lady Foxglove.
There’s a pile of bones on the floor where skeletal knight number one was recently standing!
Melee… Medha.
Completely emptied of gutspume for some time, the towering undead troglodyte closes with Medha in a vengeful attempt to rip off her head,
…but only manages to make the poor burning girl feel uncomfortable.
Middling Health Potion, Gee Whiz II, stop the fire twice.
Suddenly the combat stops. The whirl of life and death pauses. Everyone peers towards Whiz the Whizard, mentally calculating their part of his magnificent loot-filled pockets should he fail to extinguish his chest hair and, sadly, pass away from an excess of fire.
He extravagantly downs a health potion in one.
There are sighs of disappointment all around.
He performs a magic incantation, his arms accelerating to a blur towards the end.
There are murmurs of discontent here and there.
He rolls about on the floor!
…The flames wreathing his lovely body go out! He starts rolling about on the floor some more, realises the flames are starting to reappear, and immediately stops, gets up, and brushes himself down with a rather satisfied air.
He notices his comrades eying him with a curious look.
Relief and delight, he realises.
Run at the sheep again, performing brave leg sweep to help with Medha's fire-setting.
Light torch with arms! Set fire to the mummygoat with the lit torch! Also set fire to any other aggressors! Then run away screaming!
Just then Medha breaks the solemnity of the moment of shared joy by exploding in a blast of terrifyingly high pitched screaming.
Her arm’s on fire!
Her other arm’s on fire!
She’s under violent assault from an unlit torch!
…The unlit torch is under violent assault from her lit arms!
The unlit mummified sabre toothed sheep is under violent assault from the lit torch!
The unlit mummified sabre toothed sheep dodges the lit torch!
…It trips on Gervedder Vietzo’s unlit leg!
The unlit mummified sabre toothed sheep is under violent assault from the lit torch!
The unlit knight skeleton is under violent assault from the lit mummified sabre toothed sheep!
The unlit skeletal wizard is under mostly non-violent assault from the lit knight skeleton!
Don’t panic! Melee… Whiz!
…Burning but not panicking, the remaining skeletal warrior raises its rusty greatsword and brings it down in a slow but heavy slash.
Blood gushes out of Whiz’s once-handsome face!
Wound Acquired: Whiz the Whizard:
Severe Face Bleeding!Bite… Tackov!
…Trying not to panic as burning undead rush in circles about him and repeatedly trample his severed and leprified face that’s just lying about there on the floor, Tackov finally gives in when he notices the mummified sabre toothed burning sheep catch his eye and turn towards him.
The sheep half roars.
The sheep half baas.
It bares its teeth.
It rushes across the room.
It bites Tackov’s arm off!
Wound Acquired: Tackov Cedtry:
Severed Right Arm!
Name: Mummified sabre toothed sheep
Status: Mummified | Burning Very Heavy Fire -10HP per turn
Health: [HP: 90/100]Abilities: Sabre toothedName: Troglodyte Zombie
Status:Health: [HP: 100/100]Abilities: Rock Throw |
The VomitingName: Human Wizard Skeleton 3
Class: Wizard Skeleton
Status: SkeletalHealth: [HP: 40/50]Abilities: Summon Skeletal Knight,
Hand of LeprosyName: Knight Skeleton 2
Class: Knight Skeleton
Status: Armoured, -1 to combat (1 arm) | Burning Heavy Fire
Health: [HP: 60/75]Name: Tackov Cedtry
Class: Level 2 Wind Mage
Status: –1 to social interaction. +1 to head defence. -1 to melee.
Health: [HP: 20/55] |
The Vomiting! |
Leprified Face! |
Severed Right Arm!Abilities: Magical Typhoon I,
Wind Blast I,
Wind Step I,
Squishy,
Sissy Slap FightInventory: Minor Mana Potion x1,
Scroll of Beginner’s Fireball x1,
Masterwork Helm!, one memorised use of:
Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast! Name: Whiz
Class: Level 2 Whiz Wiz(ard)
Status: -1 to lower leg damage. -1 to social interaction. +1 to balancing.
Health: [HP: 35/80] |
Giant Rat’s Tail! |
The Vomiting! |
Severe Face Bleeding!Abilities: Shield I,
Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast! Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast II,
Obviously a Powerful Wizard,
It’ll Make You Blind!Inventory: Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver,
Raider’s Dress of Shin Protection, 37 Yuros, Fancy Clothes,
Scroll of Beginner’s Fireball x1,
Middling Mana Potion x1, Cutlass, Three daggers,
Minor Health Potion x4, +1 Bolt of Accuracy x5, +1 Bolt of Burning x5, +1 Bolt of Paralysis x2,
Middling Health Potion x1.
Name: Medha Correo
Class: Level 2 Curse Crafter
Status: -1 to gut damage. +1 to chest damage.
Health: [HP: 40/80] |
Severed Rib! |
Severed Rib! |
Severe Arm Fire!Pet Skull Health: [HP: 10/10]Abilities: Opportunistic Attack,
Bad Luck Curse,
Curse of the Fool,
Wandering Asshole,
Curse of the Curse CrafterInventory: Dagger, Half a dress, 77 bandages,
Neckless of the Ribless, Coffee (half a jug), Small bottle of Mage blood, Dagger, Lock picking kit,
Iron Cuirass, unlit torch, 96 Yuros (real gold), Bones, Crossbow,
Brittle Jagged Groinbone Dagger of Good! Name: Gervedder Vietzo
Class: Level 2 Opportunistic Messenger
Status: -1 to gut/chest damage.
Health: [HP: 50/80] |
Burning Chest Hair! |
Heavily Bleeding Thigh!Abilities: Nimble Feet,
This Messenger Delivers,
Make Way for the Messenger! Important,
Stop For DirectionsInventory: Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver, 9 bandages, 7 Yuros,
Iron Cuirass, Crossbow,
Bandage of Healing! Name: Lady Foxglove Vainglorious the III
Class: Level 2 Ravenhaired Crusader
Status: Super-presentable!
Health: [HP: 75/80]Abilities: Silent as a Raven’s Wing,
Opportunistic,
Honeyed Tongue,
Vain,
Self-RelianceInventory: Minor Health Potion x1, Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver,
Necklace of Permanent Death! Name: Bukkar Crangrom
Class: Level 2 Ragin' Mage
Status: -1 to social interaction. -1 Pain penalty.
Health: [HP: 45/80] |
The Vomiting! |
Fractured Groin! |
Heavy Arm Fire!Abilities: Rage Lazors I,
Ass of the Flaming Foot I,
Lightning Fist I,
Always Looking For a Fight,
Always Hungover Inventory: Sword of Severing! Crossbow, 1
Stinking Eejit cheese, 2 Yuros, 400 Green Farthings.
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