Turn Thirty EightHead back and grab Tackov, and then practice balancing on my tail.
Crawl into the portal! Look for any healers that might want to fix the legs.
"Oi!" cries Tackov, looking despairingly at the floor on the other side of the portal,
"Wait for me!"Whiz kindly steps back through and grabs his wizardly colleague, pulling him into the bathroom of Crikeyface Jack’s place. Tackov drags himself across the bathroom floor with resignation and, wondering why Whiz is standing precariously on the edge of the toilet bowl, slithers into the inn to look for a doctor.
…There’s one in the corner! Strewth!
Action roll into the inn, announce self. Then order a milk.
…Tackov is followed by Medha, who rolls into the inn and, specifically, onto the slurry covered floor of the men’s room, whereupon she immediately regrets Bukkar’s appropriating of her cheese, which would have handily masked the smell she’s just picked up.
She brushes herself off, fumbles with the door out of the bathroom, and announces her arrival to a drunkard who falls past her face first onto the floor.
”Idiots here too…” she mutters, doing her best to saunter towards the bar whilst ignoring the wrinkled noses of those she budges aside,
”Ahem! Barman! Give us… hmm…”She examines the menu of ales with a look of interest.
”Give us… a shot of milk, please… Cold.”She turns round to check out the action and leans on the bar, tiny shot glass of tepid milk in her hand.
Action: Buy a pot of coffee and find a table, cause we're gonna be here for a while...
…The first thing Medha sees is Lady Foxglove Vainglorious III, pushing through the slight crowd carrying a cavernous pot of coffee.
She finds a likely table, pours herself a mug.
Men leer at her glowing necklace.
She might have leaned forward unnecessarily a
teeny bit to pour her coffee.
Head into the main room of the inn, sit at unoccupied table.
Lady F, it seems, took the last seat in the inn. Gervedder looks around for a free table, turns round to see where his colleagues have got to, and is jostled by a burly seven foot tall looking chap with the words GAHHHH and RAHHH tattooed across his cheeks.
…Gervedder falls backwards, landing in the lap of a burly seven foot six tall grey skinned looking… woman?
”Oooh, ‘ello! You’re a forward kind of chap, eh! I likes that in a man!”Lightning fist!
Just then a brief distraction is provided by Bukkar Crangrom, entering into
QUICK FIGHT DEATH COMBAT MODE!Who the hell ate yer colon, he starts, promisingly,
You griping eejit piano?…Bukkar LIGHTNING FISTS his assailant in the legs, arcing lightning off in multiple directions, and singing several beards!
The man lies motionless on the floor.
A couple of bald-chinned sailors stare angrily at Bukkar.
Current Players:Name: Tackov Cedtry
Class: Level 2 Wind Mage
Status: -1 to strength! -2 to movement! -1 to dodging! -1 to combat! +1 to head defence.
Health: [HP: 55/55] |
Poisoned Buttock!! |
The Vomiting! |
Broken Legs!Abilities: Magical Typhoon I,
Wind Blast I,
Wind Step I,
Squishy,
Sissy Slap FightInventory: Minor Mana Potion x1,
Scroll of Beginner’s Fireball x1,
Masterwork Helm!, 3 Yuros, one memorised use of:
Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast! Name: Whiz
Class: Level 2 Whiz Wiz(ard)
Status: -1 to lower leg damage. -1 to social interaction. +1 to balancing.
Health: [HP: 80/80] |
Giant Rat’s Tail!Abilities: Shield I,
Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast! Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast II,
Obviously a Powerful Wizard,
It’ll Make You Blind!Inventory: Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver,
Raider’s Dress of Shin Protection, 37 Yuros, Fancy Clothes,
Scroll of Beginner’s Fireball x2,
Middling Health Potion x1,
Middling Mana Potion x1, Cutlass, Three daggers,
Minor Health Potion x4, +1 Bolt of Accuracy x5, +1 Bolt of Burning x5, +1 Bolt of Paralysis x2,
Middling Health Potion x1 x1.
Name: Medha Correo
Class: Level 2 Curse Crafter
Status: -1 to gut damage. +1 to chest damage, -1 to dodge.
Health: [HP: 80/80] |
Severed Rib! |
Severed Rib! |
Broken Guts!Pet Skull Health: [HP: 10/10]Abilities: Opportunistic Attack,
Bad Luck Curse,
Curse of the Fool,
Wandering Asshole,
Curse of the Curse CrafterInventory: Dagger, Half a dress, 77 bandages,
Neckless of the Ribless, Coffee (half a jug), Small bottle of Mage blood, Dagger, Lock picking kit,
Iron Cuirass, unlit torch, 400 Green Farthings, Bones, Crossbow,
Brittle Jagged Groinbone Dagger of Good! Name: Gervedder Vietzo
Class: Level 2 Opportunistic Messenger
Status: -1 to gut/chest damage.
Health: [HP: 80/80]Abilities: Nimble Feet,
This Messenger Delivers,
Make Way for the Messenger! Important,
Stop For DirectionsInventory: Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver, 9 bandages, 7 Yuros,
Iron Cuirass, Crossbow,
Bandage of Healing! Name: Lady Foxglove Vainglorious the III
Class: Level 2 Ravenhaired Crusader
Status: Super-presentable!
Health: [HP: 80/80]Abilities: Silent as a Raven’s Wing,
Opportunistic,
Honeyed Tongue,
Vain,
Self-RelianceInventory: Minor Health Potion x1, Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver,
Necklace of Permanent Death! 2 Yuros.
Name: Bukkar Crangrom
Class: Level 2 Ragin' Mage
Status: -1 to social interaction.
Health: [HP: 50/80] |
The Vomiting!Abilities: Rage Lazors I,
Ass of the Flaming Foot I,
Lightning Fist I,
Always Looking For a Fight,
Always Hungover Inventory: Sword of Severing! Crossbow, 1
Stinking Eejit cheese, 2 Yuros.
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