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[Gentlefish]

Let's also let one live. He's likely already suffering PTSD. It'll just draw the village's attention to the mines. They may collapse it so we cannot hide inside, but we can hide nearby. Maybe we'll catch a few foolhardy teens.

[Harry Baldman]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

[Morrigi]

What should we do with the soul? Eat it? Make a spectre? Hold on to it and decide later?

[Harry Baldman]

Eat it, I suppose. Because causing a specter apocalypse is not the most fun we could have.

[Tomcost]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

This... it's just... there are no words to describe how good this idea is.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

This... it's just... there are no words to describe how good this idea is.

There is this: +1

[Morrigi]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

The basic premise is great, but I object to Richard von Charles the Third being our own name. However, if we are pinning this on angels, then a pompous name such as that would send the right message.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

The basic premise is great, but I object to Richard von Charles the Third being our own name. However, if we are pinning this on angels, then a pompous name such as that would send the right message.

Maybe our real name could be "Hargharghraghheeatingmyface".

[Harry Baldman]

Hey, Richard von Charles the III, if I recall correctly, was chosen as our real name by popular consensus of two votes. Therefore it's the closest thing we have to a real name.

[Eotyrannus]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

This... it's just... there are no words to describe how good this idea is.

There is this: +1

All my votes are belong to you.

[Morrigi]

Hey, Richard von Charles the III, if I recall correctly, was chosen as our real name by popular consensus of two votes. Therefore it's the closest thing we have to a real name.

Yes, and if I wasn't explicit before, I hereby veto it as being too silly for the name of a demonic nightmare creature from the abyss

[ArchAIngel]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

This... it's just... there are no words to describe how good this idea is.

There is this: +1

All my votes are belong to you.

Yes!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Try to surreptitiously and mysteriously kill all but one miner. Then write a heartfelt note on the ground with their entrails explaining how you're terribly sorry for all this business, but angels simply have to come down and strike some sinners down once in a while. Otherwise, how would they know to fear the heavens? Be as nice as possible in the note. Sign it as Richard von Charles the Third.

Afterwards, leave this entire area and look for new places to spread the joy.

The basic premise is great, but I object to Richard von Charles the Third being our own name. However, if we are pinning this on angels, then a pompous name such as that would send the right message.

Agreed.

[Weirdsound]

Don't forget to note that since everybody you struck down was a sinner, they do not deserve to be buried in consecrated soil.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Don't forget to note that since everybody you struck down was a sinner, they do not deserve to be buried in consecrated soil.

In fact, they should be buried as far away as possible from the village.