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[AlwayzL3git]

I ended my fortress due to me accidentally releasing clowns. I had 10 HIGHLY trained dwarves with only clothes and Adamantine Axes. They took out 14 goblins, unscathed. They died due to clowns, after defeating maybe 3 of them. I looked in legends at my best dwarf, 15+1 Dodging, Fighting and armor using.
His name was Minkot Glazermithnic The Flayed Respect of Lobsters.
Why does he have that title?
Oh, and while he was in a danger room, I looked at their stats and stumbled upon his kill list.
Seemed pretty important.
8 Notable Kills
347 Other Kills
I looked up his mother, who wasn't that important. I will now try to find his father.
EDIT: I looked up his father, Goden Onslaughtpicks, and he wasn't important. He was slain while confronting a Giant.
His mother was killed during a Gobo siege, I think. Well, a Gobo period.
I will continue to look at his ancestors, until somebody gives me a reason. I NEED TO KNOW WHY HE WAS SO IMPORTANT!

[AlwayzL3git]

I found it!
His Great-Great-Great-Grandfather was the King of an extremely successful civilization.
He was then cursed by a Demi-God to turn into a large demon lizard every full moon.
He then proceeded to slaughter 987 humans/elves/gobos/kobold and ate them.
He ate 2,357 animals.
He was an enemy of every civilization.
He slaughtered 4 minotaurs and 17 megabeasts, changing the ages 3 times from myths to legends, back to myths etc.
He destroyed 4 forts by himself.
He destroyed 7 forests.
He destroyed 3 hamlets and 2 fortresses.
He passed on his curse through bite to 7 THOUSAND+ entities.
He wrote a book.
He became a person of worship 3 years before being struck down.
He was killed by Erush Claspwhirl while he was sleeping as a normal Dwarf.
He then proceeded to become a demon.
Erush then confronted a minotaur, and was slaughtered, ending his family tree.

I love this game.
All of this history ran into a dwarf who was IN MY FORTRESS and served under me in the military, using his Great-Great-Great Grandfather's fighting abilities 100's of years later.
Amazing.

 

[i2amroy]

Not to ruin !!HISTORY!! but the reason he has that title is because he has 8 notable kills. Dwarves will get titles after only a few notable kills, then get an upgrade in title length after they get quite a few more. What title they get is fully random and as such he happened to get a title about lobsters.

[Matoro]

Random-generated history and interacting with historical badasses is probably the best part of the game.

[AlwayzL3git]

Not to ruin !!HISTORY!! but the reason he has that title is because he has 8 notable kills. Dwarves will get titles after only a few notable kills, then get an upgrade in title length after they get quite a few more. What title they get is fully random and as such he happened to get a title about lobsters.

Ah. Makes sense.
Still, super awesome history was discovered today.

[zooeyglass]

Not to ruin !!HISTORY!! but the reason he has that title is because he has 8 notable kills. Dwarves will get titles after only a few notable kills, then get an upgrade in title length after they get quite a few more. What title they get is fully random and as such he happened to get a title about lobsters.

the title arrives after 5 notable kills. That means if you kill 5 unarmed goblins in a training pit, you start getting dwarves with mediocre skills but names like 'the brain-divulgence of lamps'.

[Dunamisdeos]

what was the minotaurs history?