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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #120 on: April 11, 2013, 03:11:49 pm »

Are we currently gathering minerals? If not Begin cracking asteroids.
Search database for mining rover blueprints
, if I'm not repeating my self.

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #121 on: April 11, 2013, 03:13:39 pm »

Oh, missed that. Yes, send the cargo back in the observer, I just got a bit too jumpy about materials analysis. Gets me every time.
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But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #122 on: April 11, 2013, 04:02:39 pm »

>Enter

Anomaly shifted on entry, now looks similar to broken smoothed stone. Audio message recorded:
"UNKNOWN DEVICE DETECTED. TECH LEVEL HIGHER THAN EXPECTED. HALT OR BE FIRED UPON."
Weaponry spotted: Corners, but is heavily damaged from lack of maintenance.
Observer not seen. Possibility of conditional recorded message.
Estimated chance of working: 45%.
Estimated chance without active cloaking: 50%
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #123 on: April 11, 2013, 04:09:49 pm »

Halt, Activate Cloaking, and Identify the language used by the message. Continue no further.

Aklyon

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #124 on: April 11, 2013, 04:18:30 pm »

>Cloak.Active
Cloaking boosted to active state.
>Decipher.Language
Rerunning message......ok
Does not match any known language. Closest match: Unknown dialect of drunken Dralion.
>NetQuery.Dralion
Dralion: Former Space race, no known colonies outside home system. Attempted to harness supernovae as power source, announced success 4 decades prior. Nothing heard from them since, presumed extinct via power containment failure.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #125 on: April 11, 2013, 04:20:09 pm »

Query: What system was Scout 149 in when it was destroyed? And when was it destroyed?

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #126 on: April 11, 2013, 04:25:54 pm »

>Query.Scout_149.Location
Last received location: System Beta-Zor-Xycrypt. Location corresponds to most distant neighbor of Dralion home system.
Full address: Quadrant 1, Sector Tau, System Beta-Zor-Xycrypt.
Message received 1,167,631,200 seconds ago (Approximately 3.7 decades prior to this access)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #127 on: April 11, 2013, 04:49:50 pm »

set observer to signal us when the situation changes, then move on to other tasks.
launch rover to 0,0
have rover gather samples of everything from areas scouted by observer, then return to 0,0 for pickup. avoid all threats and do not explore new areas with rover.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #128 on: April 12, 2013, 02:27:04 am »

>Retreat observer from anomaly, deactivate cloaking and start to float. Hover above dangerous area and scan it.
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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #129 on: April 12, 2013, 07:42:20 pm »

(Was busy today, sorry)
>Retreat
Anomaly remains in previous shape on exit. No weaponry detected outside structure.
>Activate Antigrav
Activated.
Current Location: 15,2, Airspace.
>Scan.Structural
Anomaly retains structural integrity bare minimum via unknown means. Without such source, estimated strength to demolish: Moderate wind gust.
>Scan.Optics
Outer appearance: A crumbling mound.
Infrared: Negative.
Ultraviolet/X-Ray: Anomaly retains unusual UV concentration, as well as X-Ray.
>Scan.Power
........Inconclusive. Power source must exist, anomaly transformed upon entry. Power source not detected within 5 meters in any direction, however.
<Audio Alert:
Sudden burst of sound from inside anomaly.
End Interrupt>
>Scan.Life
Negative. No known living signature detected, result correlates with infrared result.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #130 on: April 12, 2013, 08:09:08 pm »

Determine sound produced by Sound Burst.
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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #131 on: April 12, 2013, 08:14:02 pm »

Upon peering into anomaly, sound appears to have been fallen weaponry pod. Anomaly age adjusted farther back than previously to account for failing holding components.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #132 on: April 12, 2013, 08:17:32 pm »

Attempt to determine point at which the weaponry's supports stopped being repaired.
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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #133 on: April 12, 2013, 08:20:57 pm »

>Determine last repair state
Conflict: Potential for still-active other weaponry pod(s). Continue with process? (Y/N)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Satellite
« Reply #134 on: April 12, 2013, 08:22:25 pm »

>Expand to scan of all weaponry supports, average the age discovered from all to get most precise date.
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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon
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