Turn 1: Blackhawk Down!Everyone gets one object with powers similar to a rod or shield of wonder, which causes all sorts of random effects.
Done. Also made my own chart for the random effect, and I set it up so that it can affect the target with a bonus or a penalty, but it has an equal chance to do that to the user.
Everybody can now shot torrents of hot flaming bacon grease out of their hands.
Done.
Place an armed and fueled and fueled Blackhawk gunship (A small one) near my location.
Done.
There is a two foot wide metal pad with a glowing top in the middle of the room. When stepped on it make the person into a 24 ft giant along with everything that have in their inventory.
Done. extra
Experimentally change Hobo Joe's skin color to Purple.
GWG, alliance?
EVERYBODY'S SKIN IS NOW PURPLE!
Everyone gets a crowbar.
Done.
I create the "Minibunny", a bunny-human thing who creates easter eggs out of thin air and throws them at people.
Done, and as you could have created Godzilla with your power roll, I made the mini-bunny a bit... overpowered.
Each player will have a rabid St. Bernard at eye level moving towards them at a quick velocity.
Going to take some liberties with this one: as NPC's can only be made with NPC rules, every player gets a live R.A.B.I.D.™ St. Bernard©, which is basically a powerful grenade with a short fuse, flying at them at eye level. As of now, no more inventory items can be made with a preset velocity.
Use my said item at the guy across the arena from me (Rand "Archmage" Joe)
[INT roll: 3-5] ((INT rolls dealing with the Rod of wonder only deal with the duration of effects.))
[deflection roll: 1]
Your Rod shimmers for a moment, and suddenly the magic turns back and hits you, and you feel... slightly different. After you recover from the shock of this action, you notice a live grenade heading straight for your face, but before you can even think to dodge, it stops in mid air, and then flies toward the ceiling. the grenade detonates a bit too close for your liking, but it still does you no harm. Sadly, though, you can feel the enchantment fade away.
I shoot a torrent of hot flaming bacon grease at Rand the rabid Saint Bernard that happens to be flying at my face, and propose an alliance to Archmage Joe. After that, man the Blackhawk's turret.
Get in it. And accept the alliance, he can operate the turret.
[Arch INT:2+5]
[Arch DEX:1+2-1]
[Hobo END: 2+3]
[Arch END: 4-2]
Hobo Joe, prepared for the coming of the saint bernards, suddenly finds himself face to face with a live grenade. Deciding his greasy powers would not be helpful in this situation, he instead runs to the chopper. Both he and the other Joe make it to the chopper in one piece., but then things start to go wrong. Arch-Joe leaps into the cockpit and... realizes he doesn't have a clue what he's doing! He looks over the controls and then operates them amazingly... for a guy who's never seen the controls for a helicopter before. He manages to get it to take off, but that's about it. He instantly hit the ceiling with the rudders, causing them to rip apart and the chopper to spin crazily. The flight lasts about 3 seconds, and it comes down rather unceremoniously. Hobo Joe, who is built pretty sturdily, gets hit with a good deal of force, but is fine afterwards. Arch Joe, on the other hand, gets one of his legs caught badly in the collapsing cockpit, shattering the bone.
Use charisma to make dog friends .
[Dex: 3-5]
[End: 3+5]
Realizing that the St. Bernard is actually a St. Bernard©, you try to get out of the way. Being nothing but a blob of flesh, however, makes this impossible, and the grenade hits you squarely in the... flesh? Anyway, it doesn't hurt at all, but you should... roll, slip, or lurch (whatever you do) as far away as possible,
quickly.
"These insects.... they will become as tiny as insects comared to me! MUHAHAHA!"
Rush toward the giant making pad that i created and become giant. When that is done, stomp on it so no one else can use it.
[STR:4-5+3]
You make it to your growth pad, and it works perfectly! Despite no being 20 ft tall, your still pretty scrawny, and you barely put a dent in the pad.
I ask the Minibunny for eggs then start throwing them at everyone myself. Shout
"HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!"
while doing so.
[DEX:4-5]
[DEX:6-5]
the mini-bunny see's that your trying to spread the easter spirit, so he tosses you a few eggs with extreme grace, which you completely fail to catch. When they hit the ground, however, they burst into piles of m&m's and fun-sized candy bars. Happy Easter!
You do manage do jump out of the way of a grenade, though.
((You can all now use your rods of wonder, bacon grease powers, and crowbars. Everyone not mentioned got out of the way of the grenades.))
Red: MinMaximus
Pink: Keynes, healthy
Purple: Hobo Joe, healthy
Cyan: Archmage Joe, Broken right leg
Orange: Rand, 20 ft tall
Green: Easter Bunny, healthy
Yellow: Guy, healthy
Blue: Blob, healthy, very close to grenade
Light green: mini-bunny, healthy.
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