(So, looking in the GM's guide, it seems I've been sharing a lot more information about the nature of rolls and other random number generation methods than I was supposed to be doing. Just know that I am actually doing this behind the scenes and not just making shit up as I go along. I will still be revealing rolls or other RNG methods as the rules dictate.)
Churar: Abscond once more. Go looking for a quest of some sort.
Now that it's a bit later in the morning, you are able to find a legitimate quest-giver.
"Ah, you want a quest, do ya? Well, I gots one, but I can't give it to you all by your lonesome. Come back to me once you've got five to seven other companions with ya, and I'll direct ya to the Fungeon of Broom."
Aqcuire more medicine and MAKE THEM SEE.
You go back to the guy you originally got the "medicine" from and ask if he has any more.
"What? You actually came back, you stupid little fucker? I'm gonna stab so many fucking holes in you you'll look like a fucking cheese grater!"
He stabs in your direction, but, since he's blind, he misses the mark by several feet.
Wickerdock: Attempt to break into this universe!
The rules of IGYNPADCA RPG make it very clear that the only way to become a player in a currently-running game is to
ingest the Playerseeds of an inactive player.
GUNINANRUNIN hasn't posted in a while, though checking his profile shows that he hasn't been on the forum since then, so I'm loathe to just outright replacing him. So what I think I'm going to do is randomly draw someone from the waitlist, have them start up the usual way, and, if GUNINANRUNIN does come back, the new player will split their Playerseeds back with him.
Alright, so our new player is Scelly9.
Scelly, you will start (1d10+1d4=8) in the Leaping Maiden Pub with (d10=8) Halflingish rum and coke and a mysterious man in a grey cloak seated right next to you to your left.