"Well, obviously."
Reply, continue threat, beat him up for money if he doesn't cooperate.
((By the way, it's not a sword, it's a a Kusari-Gama with two kamas, less handle, and more blade. Something like that.))
(*Roll*, *roll*-1, *draws a card*)The Dust Elf replies back, "what, are you crazy? There's no way you'll get away with that!" That doesn't sound anything like "here, take my money!", so you beat him up (*roll*/*roll*-*roll*+*roll*=*roll*), and, as he lays unconscious on the floor, you loot (*roll*,*roll*-5,*roll*+5) (d%=34) 34 pincones off of him, bringing you up to 89, and (*roll*, *roll*, *roll*) a Plexiglass Staff of Pencil Shavings Control.
The bartender calls over, "hey, what's that racket? Is someone fighting in here? If so, I'm going to have to call the guards.
Churar: Pass out at the bottom of the tree.
(*Roll*vs*roll*-*hidden variable*, *roll* - 4±*roll*+*roll*
3
+4-*roll*
4-√*roll* x *roll*vs*whatever* x *roll*-5.73+*roll*-6/*roll*) You successfully pass out.
Wake up (I assume I went to sleep) and exit the building. Look at my surroundings. Use my dual-ended long torch to amaze any nearby peasants with a spinning fire show, and if someone makes a rude gesture, looks at me funny, or refuses to clap, kill them with it.
I don't think you've gone to sleep yet; in fact, I'm pretty sure you haven't even visited your room yet. (*Roll*, *draws a card*-3, *roll*/12) You go outside to put on a light show, but, since this is a medieval-themed village, there's no one outside except for a couple of guards, a passed-out chimpmunk, a naked hippy, and a Moon Man/Fire Genie that you recognize from earlier. (*Rolls for amazement*) Albrecht and Alam seem suitably impressed.
Question: Are we using the Dreamscape module in this game, or do our characters sleep normally?
Well, I would, but I don't know where to find a 1dψ, and I'm not exactly sure how to use such a thing if I did. So I guess if necessary I'm going to have to just wing it.