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[Mephansteras]

Woo, promotion!

Also, very amused that the broom got promoted.

[WillowLuman]

Classify broomy as a weapons platform when it's convenient, as an officer at other times, and as a non-entity all else. There are ways to get around regulations


A standard issue form, available in all XCOM offices and at all XCOM printers, was found scrawled upon in the deceased's files.

The last will and testament of First Name:Cesare    Last Name:            , to be carried out in the event of the aforementioned personnage's untimely demise at the hands of the underwater otherworldly menace. The following is to be carried out, in regards to funerary arrangements, treatment of remains/casket, and posessions, at the most convenient time after death and/or identification of remains:

Leave my knife where it can be seen.                                           
                                                                                               
                                                                                               
                                                                                               
                                                                                               
                                                                                               
_{continue as needed on back/ standard issue lined paper}

[anailater]

I have avenged you friends.....

[Xantalos]

Why do I get the feeling that I'll be the one rookie on the team the whole way through despite having been on a crapton of missions?
Good job, everyone. Now just get out the room with me and Ms. Alien Corpse.

[MaximumZero]

Bah. I need to shoot/blow up more alliums.

[Xantalos]

Bah. I need to shoot/blow up more alliums.

Nu! Lemme do my thing first. Then you can do your thing with the remains.
^Giggity

[MaximumZero]

All the more reason to blow them up and turn the bodies into ashes. *shudder*

[GentlemanRaptor]

Worse than that-I think we've got at least one live alien at the base...

[Lightningfalcon]

Why do I get the feeling that I'll be the one rookie on the team the whole way through despite having been on a crapton of missions?
Good job, everyone. Now just get out the room with me and Ms. Alien Corpse.

Resit the urge.  What would poor little Cthulhu think of you?  It needs something to look up to.  Is this what you want it to see?   
EDIT: Oops.   Spelling.   

[GentlemanRaptor]

Why do I get the feeling that I'll be the one rookie on the team the whole way through despite having been on a crapton of missions?
Good job, everyone. Now just get out the room with me and Ms. Alien Corpse.

Resit the urge.  What would poor little Chutulu think of you?  It needs something to look up to.  Is this what you want it to see?   

Oh no. Chuthulhu is something different entirely...*has Xenogears flashback*

[Krevsin]

Sir Trouserworthy sat in the mess hall and held a fine china cup of tea. He took a sip and began talking.

"By Jove, I do dare say we've got them, the sodding blighters. It truly is a shame some of our comrades, but giving one's life in service of the Queen and country is a sacrifice well spent, I should say."

Another sip.

"I do feel obliged to feel distressed at the fact our dear quartermaster hasn't found it appropriate that I be given a more destructive weapon, but it is like old Lord Smith used to say: 'Hunting waterfowl with a bazooka is more gentlemanly, but a double-barrel will do as well."

Another sip.

"Well, I guess that'll be it for tea as far as I am concerned. Tally ho, chaps, I'm off to ask the quartermaster about that Hydro-jet cannon and explosive rounds. A gentleman can only fight so long without blowing something up. Cheerio."

[CognitiveDissonance]

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Aww, another doc bites the dust. Mind if I continue with cyberdoc?

There was a little beeper on the doc, going off as his remains were being collected. Attached to the beeper was a simple note - "When model v1.0 ceases to function, please return to chamber for upgrades"

Doc wasn't just going to leave his folks behind.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Cyberdoc program approved. I'll continue it as long as you want, because it's not you getting him repeatedly killed.