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[Xantalos]

Aww, yes, more explosives for meeee!

And meeeeeee!
Awesome update, by the way.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Aww, yes, more explosives for meeee!

And meeeeeee!
Awesome update, by the way.

Thanks. I would've had another up, but Real Life^TM came up. I should be able to get another update up soon.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Okay, update coming tonight. I'd like to say that something actually important kept me away, but really it was the Humble Origin Bundle and Saints Row IV.

[Xantalos]

All right!

[Krevsin]

Huzzah for the good news!

[GentlemanRaptor]

Ignore this, accidentally hit post while editing update.

[WillowLuman]

Cesare: "It begins."

[GentlemanRaptor]

Update!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BEGIN BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 4-1



Ragnarok: "Thank you for riding with Sea X-COM. Get your helmets on, the cabin is depressurizing. Let's get to hunting some aliens, lads."
Xantalos: "Finally, a bigger gun!"
Reggie: "Are you compensating for something?"
Xantalos: "You're carrying the gas cannon. I wouldn't talk."
Reggie: "Damn thing is heavy, too."



Ragnarok: "No sign of hostiles just yet." *sips tea*





Ragnarok: "Cancel that last. I see one of the bastards."







Doktorov: "Nice shot, herr Ragnarok."
Manta: "Man, are we seriously gonna go into that downed sub?"
Broomy: "I am serious. And please don't call me Shirley."



Thomson: "Ragnarok, check your viewfinder. Aliens on scope."
Bridger (Ghost): "Turn off your targeting computer and whack the sonovabitch!"
Ragnarok: "Er...what? Must have been nothing." *flicks switch* "They'll be toast in a minute." *sips tea aggressively*





Broomy: "Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! What's wrong?"
Ragnarok: "Nothing, I'm all right. Damn, I missed. Hang on, chaps."







Ragnarok: "Got the bastard. Next time I'm not listening to ghostly advice."
Bridger (Ghost): "You'd better goddamn listen to me!"
Hawkwood: "Who let the dead guy on the comm? Protocol requires all radio communication to be between living personnel.
Bridger (Ghost): "Mhhmmhbrlgrlmrevengerevengemrmemremlglg"
Doktorov: "Vat vas zat?"
Blomberg: "Don't worry about it, doc. Weird shit like this happens all the time around alien crash sites."
Xantalos: "And when did you become an expert on paranormal phenomena?"
Blomberg: "Read a book once."
Reggie: "Cut the chatter! We're not even out of the sub yet!"

*BOOM*



Xantalos: "Alien grenade just went off! Everybody out!"



Hawkwood: "We're clear of the sub."



Ragnarok: "I'm in the smoke. Can't see any of the blighters."



Doktorov: "Ve are further avay from ze sub. I don't see any-"



Thomson: "Doc, that's an alien."
Broomy: "Remember: short, controlled bursts."









Broomy: "The only good alien is a dead alien."





Ragnarok: "Ragnarok here. I see another one. They must have bailed out of their ship as it sank."







Ragnarok: "Kill confirmed."





Ragnarok: "Heading south...sub in sight! Sub in sight!"
MaxClone2: "Lemme get a better look..."



MaxClone2: "...it's a dong. Fucking aliens."



Xantalos: "Alright, everybody, fan out. Don't want a grenade to kill us all at once."





Ragnarok: "Advancing on the sub...I see another one of the buggers!"





Xantalos: "Entrance is clear, repeat entrance is clear! Squad, advance to the USO."



Xantalos: "I'm right behind you, Ragnarok. You go in first."
Ragnarok: "My pleasure."





Ragnarok: "Alright, moving in. Nothing so far..."



Xantalos: "Right behind you."



Ragnarok: "Hard contact!"







Ragnarok: "He didn't die. I'll park on him, just to be safe."



Blomberg: "Xantalos, you going in?"
Xantalos: "Yeah, moving now."



Manta: "Did you see that?!"
Xantalos: "I'm going in after the bastard."



Xantalos: "Ready...aim..."





Xantalos: "Ohh yeah."

Command: "Mission accomplished. All alien biosigns terminated. Get back in that sub, boys."

END BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 4-1

[Xantalos]

FUCK YEAH I GOT A KILL

[MaximumZero]

lol alien dongs.

[Krevsin]

I love the tanks in the original X-COM games.

Also, have I gotten a character yet? (I know I'm repeating myself, but I'd really like one.)

[GentlemanRaptor]

I love the tanks in the original X-COM games.

Also, have I gotten a character yet? (I know I'm repeating myself, but I'd really like one.)

Next update has recruitment. Don't worry, it's coming.

[Mephansteras]

Well, that was easy. I don't think most of us even got off any shots.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Well, that was easy. I don't think most of us even got off any shots.

Yeah. It was all Ragnarok, Broomy, and Xantalos. Although, as soon as we get better armor, the squaddies are on scouting duty.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Edited last update to include the explosion from the hydro-jet cannon. Just finished playing the next update, sorry it's late. I was in Philly over Thursday and Friday. It should be up sometime tonight or tomorrow.