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[Iceblaster]

That would be very fun...

"Hey [name] watch my ba-"

"Done"

[CognitiveDissonance]

Hehehe Vladmir will kill all of you imperialistic americans and then maybe have a vodka or two

:< *pouts* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, SIR. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GENTLEMAN!

... I just had an idea.

What if there are two feuding families that joined up? I smell opportunity for backstabbery awesomeness.

*sigh* Is okay, ze doktor vill be here to fix you guys up for ze combat. Just do not use ze explozives in ze duels!

[Krevsin]

Doktor, you are no fun.

[GentlemanRaptor]

And we now have feuding British nobles on the field! As well as an evil walking Russian stereotype. I really didn't see this coming. Well, they'll be very fun to write. Also it gives me an excuse to pack one guy full of nothing but grenades and a rifle with a single clip.

[Xantalos]

Damn, I'm becoming the generic guy! I need to develop a shtick.

[Iceblaster]

Damn, I'm becoming the generic guy! I need to develop a shtick.

YOU ARE A TIME LORD

You can interface with aliens

You are part alien

YOu are an android

You are a bro- nevermind

You are Arnold Schwarznagger in disguise

ETC.

ETC.

[Xantalos]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

[CognitiveDissonance]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

You are a Templar, from an ancient and secret cult dedicated to exterminating monsters. This is your ultimate challenge. You have trained your entire life for this day.

[Xantalos]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

You are a Templar, from an ancient and secret cult dedicated to exterminating monsters. This is your ultimate challenge. You have trained your entire life for this day.

FOR THE GLORY OF XOM

[Krevsin]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

you are an ordinary person. you had an ordinary life, an ordinary job and a very bland, ordinary wife named Blandy McOrdinaree. One day your ordinary wife said that you should show more initiative, so you randomly joined an organisation called XCOM, miraculously passing all the tests.

Now that you are a part of XCOM, a merry bunch of weirdos fighting aliens underwater, you discover that you have been sent to Earth by Bzorgl, The Accountant as a part of a scheme to make everything bland and ordinary. You are Xanralos, The Ordinary One! but in order to make everything ordinary, you must first eliminate the alien menace.

[Iceblaster]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

You are an assassin trained from birth to fight templars and recover 'pieces of Eden' to stop the end of the world. You joined XCOM to fight alien templars and save the world, with or without the Pieces of Eden

[WillowLuman]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

You are Zeus, come down from Olympus in disguise out of boredom.

[anailater]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

You are an alien, posted with X-COM due to a paperwork error.

[WillowLuman]

I think I was HEAVY WEPINZ GUE, but then someone stole it from me.
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* Xantalos has gone stark raving mad!

You are a creep who goes and fondles the aliens in containment at night. This is because of your deranged eldricht nature.

[CognitiveDissonance]

Spoiler: With our powers combined... (click to show/hide)

Okay. So, once upon a time you were Zeus but you have descended into mortal form to escape boredom. Your mortal form has been abducted by aliens, and modified to be an infiltrator a LONG time ago, and you have served in a secret religious templar organization since in a misguided attempt to subvert anti-alien preparations. You change names and some of your appearance details to appear to age and be different people. But your memory is fragmented, and you only really remember a life's worth of stuff.

Your divine legacy has left you with strange quirks. You seem to affect an aura of "normalcy" on things around you, which you hate but cannot escape. At the same time, your memories from ancient times leave you with strange urges to ah... understand the aliens better. Luckily, nobody ever asks you why you go to the alien containment at night.