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[GentlemanRaptor]

Not even kidding. His aimed shot has a 25% chance to hit, and he keeps getting hits in on snap shots and auto fire! And everything he hits goes down instantly, death scream and all!

You're not hacking him just because it's funny are you?

Nope. His firing accuracy is 42.



I only have the editor because I needed to bring back Doktorov. I wouldn't know how to hack in the middle of a battle, or change the stated hit rate other than by adjusting the accuracy upwards. I just checked that now, in fact. I only was going on the fact that the stated percent to hit was very low.

[Delta Foxtrot]

Not even kidding. His aimed shot has a 25% chance to hit, and he keeps getting hits in on snap shots and auto fire! And everything he hits goes down instantly, death scream and all!

You're not hacking him just because it's funny are you?

Not that there'd be anything wrong with spicing the LP up with a bit of tasteful hacking.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Update is here!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BEGIN BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-1



Broomy: Autobots, transform and roll out!
Xantalos: ...the hell?
Doktorov: It is nothink. Do not vorry...much.



Ragnarok: I have eyes on one alien. No others in sight so far.





Ragnarok: That's one. Here's to many more!



Broomy: I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Blomberg: Cut the chatter, we're deploying!



Cesare: One just moved!



Xantalos: There's the bastard! We'll get him sooner or later.



Ragnarok: I see two more of the buggers.



Blomberg: Make that three.
Broomy: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
MaxClone2: You said it, buddy!



Blomberg: Dropping back into cover.



Reginald: Here comes the boom!
Broomy: Bada ba ba ba! I'm lovin' it!
Reginald: ...okay, that killed the moment.



Reginald: Dammit Broomy! You threw my aim off!
MaxClone: It's a broom. Relax.
Reginald: No one told me we gave cleaning implements guns!
Doktorov: Zis vun...is a special case.
Reginald: I'll take your word for it, Doc.



Thomson: What do you see?
Reginald: More alien cannon fodder.
Broomy: We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them.
Manta: Does its voice change every time it speaks?



Reginald: Lining up another shot.





Reginald: What the hell?



Blomberg: Ah, guys? I can see a lot of aliens...
Ragnarok: We can handle it. Stiff upper lip and all that.



Blomberg: Okay, I'll take a shot or three.





Blomberg: Missed the target. Put some holes in the scenery, though.



Manta: Hey, what's the broom doing?





Broomy: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Cesare: Dios mio...

END BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-1

[MaximumZero]

*snrk* Yippie Ki-Yay, motherfucker!

[GentlemanRaptor]

*snrk* Yippie Ki-Yay, motherfucker!

Die Hard was playing in the rec room before the mission started.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Sorry for the delay in updating. It should be up sometime today.

[Camp Tramp]

Hello there

I'd like to enrol as a trooper, I may have to wait a while to be enlisted or then again maybe not, knowing what casualty figures are like!

Name Camp Tramp
Weapon Any
Personality A 'Contrary Mary' and argumentative. Can be a bit of a ruthless bastard, both to the enemy and with his enemies!

I'm rubbish at this game so good to see someone doing well with it so far

[GentlemanRaptor]

Update is here!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BEGIN BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-2



Manta: Preppin' a grenade!



Manta: Frag out!



Broomy: Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.



Broomy: Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun.
Xantalos: Who showed the broom Army of Darkness?
Doktorov: It vas on after Die Hard.



Ragnarok: The broom is scoring kills. I have seen a great many things, but never quite something like this...no matter. The alien scourge needs cleansing.





Ragnarok: X-ray neutralized. *Yawns* I could really go for some tea right now.



Manta: Blomberg, see if you can punch a hole in that fencing and open up a shot at those barrels.
MaxClone2: Barrels? Oh, this should be fun.





Blomberg: There's your hole.



Reginald: Betcha I can get a round through that hole.
Xantalos: $10 says you can't.
Reginald: You're on!



Xantalos: Heh. Pay up.
Reginald: The explosion was worth it.



Ragnarok: What the hell just happened? The video feed cut out!
MaxClone2: Ah, yeah, about that...the SWS just exploded. Can anyone fix it?
Broomy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!
Doktorov: Vell, zat settles zat.
*crackle* This is command. You are ordered to proceed with the mission, with or without the SWS. Command out. *crackle*
Thomson: Well, shit.

END BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-2

[GentlemanRaptor]

Hello there

I'd like to enrol as a trooper, I may have to wait a while to be enlisted or then again maybe not, knowing what casualty figures are like!

Name Camp Tramp
Weapon Any
Personality A 'Contrary Mary' and argumentative. Can be a bit of a ruthless bastard, both to the enemy and with his enemies!

I'm rubbish at this game so good to see someone doing well with it so far

Yeah, casualties tend to be high, though I'm certainly doing my best to keep them down. Your soldier will most likely make it in, unless I go the rest of the game with zero casualties. _{That won't happen.}

[GentlemanRaptor]

Shameless self-bump.

[CognitiveDissonance]

Shameless self-bump.

More dead aliens?

[GentlemanRaptor]

Shameless self-bump.

More dead aliens?

Yeah. The most recent update went up at a bad time.

[Neonivek]

I would think that many of these weapons would work differently below the surface as they do on land... but apparently once you invent something to work deep underwater it can pretty much function everywhere.

One second as I fly to work in my Submarine, and fire torpedoes at some seagulls.

[CognitiveDissonance]

I would think that many of these weapons would work differently below the surface as they do on land... but apparently once you invent something to work deep underwater it can pretty much function everywhere.

One second as I fly to work in my Submarine, and fire torpedoes at some seagulls.

Not at all! You may notice the conspicuous lack of torpedoes, ink grenades and "chainguns". There are a few other glaring examples later on.

[Delta Foxtrot]

You sure dye grenades don't work above water? But yes, one of the "neat" things TFTD did was make some of the more powerful heavy weapons from EU only work underwater, ie. not on terror or base defence missions.

Though Neonivek might very well be referencing to the fact that the weapons that do work both above and underwater do so identically. I have no idea how it would affect sonic or gauss weaponry, but I doubt you could throw a grenade all that good while sumberged.