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Author Topic: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!  (Read 38408 times)

GentlemanRaptor

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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #135 on: May 03, 2013, 07:45:04 pm »

Alright: Through hackery, Doktorov is back with all of the skills he possessed as of the mission he died on, at approximately the time Cesare stunned the alien scum. The LP will resume soon!
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #136 on: May 04, 2013, 05:13:07 pm »

Update's here! We have to deal with our moron scientists once again forgetting to figure out how to load a weapon.
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Next time on Terror from the Deep:
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Terror!
A broom with a gun!
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #137 on: May 04, 2013, 05:18:20 pm »

Having a gun attached to your broom would make cleaning fun again.
But there is also a chance of making a much bigger mess then what you're cleaning up
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Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #138 on: May 04, 2013, 05:45:15 pm »

No. The broom is wearing a uniform and holding a gun. Much more messy that way. Look for the soldier request for "Broomy McBucket" and you'll see what I mean.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #139 on: May 04, 2013, 06:00:16 pm »

Maxclone2 will volunteer to carry Broomy, if it comes to that.
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #140 on: May 04, 2013, 06:08:06 pm »

Maxclone2 will volunteer to carry Broomy, if it comes to that.
It very well might. I would kill to see a picture of that.
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On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #141 on: May 04, 2013, 06:34:19 pm »

If there is one thing I really liked about Armageddon was that something good seemed to happen from all these alien wars in that diplomacy with aliens did happen (albeit with half-sectoids).

In this game a part of me feels a deep sense of loss as we just go around killing pieces of our vast and diverse history that we never knew existed. It almost feels like we found a hidden tribe of Native Americans who managed to never experience our contemporary world and we just started killing them.
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #142 on: May 04, 2013, 06:54:35 pm »

I completely forgot about Broomy.  That will be... interesting, to watch.
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #143 on: May 04, 2013, 06:55:20 pm »

Interesting broom you got there.
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Anyone who wields the broom must be called something. A special title.
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #144 on: May 04, 2013, 07:03:44 pm »

Interesting broom you got there.
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Anyone who wields the broom must be called something. A special title.
Broom Master at Arms? 
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #145 on: May 04, 2013, 07:05:01 pm »

Interesting broom you got there.
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Anyone who wields the broom must be called something. A special title.
Broom Master at Arms?
Lord Hygiene Apparent

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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #146 on: May 04, 2013, 07:08:35 pm »

Maxclone2 will volunteer to carry Broomy, if it comes to that.
It very well might. I would kill to see a picture of that.
I'll admit, I gave it a go, but apparently, I've forgotten how to draw both people and brooms. Where is DarkerDark when you need him?
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #147 on: May 04, 2013, 08:02:56 pm »

Maxclone2 will volunteer to carry Broomy, if it comes to that.
It very well might. I would kill to see a picture of that.
I'll admit, I gave it a go, but apparently, I've forgotten how to draw both people and brooms. Where is DarkerDark when you need him?
We could summon him by chanting his name. Or alternatively, you could shoot him a PM. Which part of the forum does he hang around these days?
« Last Edit: May 05, 2013, 05:43:08 am by GentlemanRaptor »
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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #148 on: May 05, 2013, 05:43:06 pm »

SALVAGE CHIEF'S LOG

Oh Jesus. Oh sweet Jesus. I just realized something horrible. Of the crew in the Triton now on their way to Bangkok, one of them is a broom. That's right: a broom. He was issued a weapon, one of the new gauss pistols, and...oh God this can't be good.



That is not a human. It is a broom with a bucket on its head. It fooled me before, but I may have been drinking when I approved hiring it. I swear to god I hear whirring whenever its arms move, and it speaks only in one-liners and catchphrases from popular culture. I thought it was just a really obnoxious guy, but now...gah. I only hope it doesn't get everyone on the mission killed. I can only pray...and comm Doktorov. Maybe he can do something about it.

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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Let's Play X-COM: Terror from the Deep-We're all gonna die!
« Reply #149 on: May 05, 2013, 05:47:59 pm »

Xantalos jumps up, somehow having heard the announcement despite there having been none. His eye twitches crazily.
A broom man, they say? Well, I'll deal with that sumbitch. I've wrangled the pigeons of New Jersey and the sewer alligators of New York; whatever bastard broombomination these yellers can come up with won't faze me!
He jumps up from wherever he's sitting, his voice taking on an inexplicable cowboy accent.
TIME TO RUSTLE ME UP SOME CLEANING INSTRUMENTS! YAAAHOOOOOO!
He then races off to subdue the evil broom man!

Admin Note: Send a shrink to Xantalos. He appears to have gone psychotic again.
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