Salvage Chief's LogWell, this is new. I'm ordering our strike team to the site as I type this log. I intend to meet any incursions onto the territory of any sovereign nation of Earth with fierce resistance from X-COM.
Oh, forgot to mention that a new team member has arrived at X-COM HQ. His name is Reggie Reginald II, and he's an odd one. So long as things are quiet, he's a bit of a coward. But, according to his report, when things get hot he flips out and begins to "RIP AND TEAR". Not entirely sure what that means, but I guess we'll find out after this battle.
BEGIN BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 2-1Troops Present: Blomberg, Thomson, Hawkwood, Xantalos, Cesare, Bridger, Manta, Doktorov, MaxClone1, Reggie Reginald II, Ragnarok (remotely piloting Coelacanth)
Ragnarok: Alright, squad. Let's keep this one clean. I would like to avoid casualties whenever possible. As much as I hate to say it, fight dirty and...in an ungentlemanly fashion.
MaxClone1: Sounds good to me. I'm not really a fan of dying myself. First-hand experience, y'know.
Hawkwood: Doc, what's he talking about?
Doktorov: I am not sure. I haf as much access to his files as you do.
Ragnarok: Alright, I'm out. Wait...contact! X-ray to our six!
Reginald: Wh-what? An alien?
Ragnarok: Bollocks! Missed my shots. Can any of you lads help me out?
Reginald: I-I'll give it a go...
Reginald: You want some? Come get some! Ha-HA!
MaxClone1: Been too long since a proper explosion like that. You're all right, Reggie.
MaxClone1: C'mon! You can't kill any aliens if you're still in the Triton!
MaxClone1: Damn, missed.
Reginald: I got a grenade for you, alien scum!
Reginald: Oops.
Ragnarok: Must I do everything myself?
Ragnarok: Target terminated with extreme prejudice.
Blomberg: I see one!
Blomberg: Hang on...
Blomberg: No hits on target.
Doktorov: Everyvun out! Ze aliens must be dealt with sviftly or I fear injuries may be forthcoming!
Reginald: I see another one!
Bridger: Another? Why those no-good civvie-killin' island-invadin' blue-balled alien shitheads! I'll kill each and every one of them!
Reginald: Relax. I got this one.
Reginald: My god...he's not even fazed!
Ragnarok: Maybe he maintains his composure because you failed to hit him...
END BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL ERCORDING 2-1