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Author Topic: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)  (Read 7209 times)

kj1225

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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials
« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2013, 02:39:32 pm »

Why is it I only have an arm that can smash concrete, and every one else has super smashy flails and ninja flips and fire?
Because you lack vision.
I was honestly just going with stuff you'd see used in like, industrial work.
Thus, arm mounted welder and semi-x-ray vision.
You know I just had a brilliant idea.
Putting bacon in the toaster to make bacontoast?
No... Note to self,try that idea.

Anyways, I'm gonna rip of their genitals and other soft bits like arms and legs and beat people to death with them.
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials
« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2013, 02:41:26 pm »

Good job your using there genitals, using yours it'd take months.
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials
« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2013, 02:52:22 pm »

Well, having an augmented cock just plain sounds weird.
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials
« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2013, 06:40:07 pm »

Maybe something should be put on the title to the effect of, "Oy, Bay 12! Give us a doctor!"

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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #64 on: April 07, 2013, 08:21:47 pm »

To fit in with our current problem... MEDIC!!!
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #65 on: April 07, 2013, 08:48:52 pm »

If we have this problem for long we could just have everyone bring a one use healing item.
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #66 on: April 07, 2013, 09:41:44 pm »

If we have this problem for long we could just have everyone bring a one use healing item.
Well i'll wait for tomorrow but if no one is taking it then i'll cut it out. It would be great for some intelligence along the side.

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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2013, 07:15:52 pm »

So... no doctor now?
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2013, 07:17:19 pm »

I guess not. You want me to stitch you up boy? No? Now get out on the battlefield!

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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2013, 07:21:27 pm »

I guess not. You want me to stitch you up boy? No? Now get out on the battlefield!
Let's remember that my guy can just search on cyber Wikipedia to fix it.
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2013, 07:22:36 pm »

I guess not. You want me to stitch you up boy? No? Now get out on the battlefield!
Let's remember that my guy can just search on cyber Wikipedia to fix it.
In fact, since we're all cyborgs, why not just integrate medic responsibilities into the engineer?

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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2013, 07:24:28 pm »

I said that we should just have med-kits.
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2013, 07:31:43 pm »

I will fix the front page soon but at this moment the Doctor has been redacted, All medical needs will be directed to the Assault class while any scientific needs will go to the Engineer.

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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2013, 07:37:58 pm »

Well I feel really useful.
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Re: FUTURE-TECH: Initiation trials (IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!?!?!?)
« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2013, 07:56:19 pm »

Well I feel really useful.
You are electronics, and in a cyber world your skills are highly needed, trust me, you will be useful :D
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