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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #165 on: November 13, 2013, 07:53:37 pm »

He wasted a turn touching his cell phone while everyone stood around with their arms folded tapping their feet, sighing, and gesturing at their watches like a bunch of impatient people in a silent film.
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #166 on: November 13, 2013, 07:57:54 pm »


A glorious ten paragraph narrative of Him contemplating his Navel and writing a scientific paper on his findings  :P

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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #167 on: November 13, 2013, 08:00:21 pm »


A glorious ten paragraph narrative of Him contemplating his Navel and writing a scientific paper on his findings  :P
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #168 on: November 17, 2013, 09:38:23 am »

Here is my thread: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133162.0

It hasn't been moving in 5 days, as you can see, and the only player that has posted was GWG. help?
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #169 on: November 17, 2013, 05:50:59 pm »

E.D.E. will attempt to respawn as the A.I. of a mech suit with L.A.S.E.R.s.

L.S.P. Will grab a sentient two-dimensional triangle Pythagoras and insert it into Italy's political system.
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #170 on: December 01, 2013, 09:36:13 pm »

Thread: Roll To Medium
Player: Pufferfish
Character: Cecil G. Palmer, a radio host and heir to the presidency over the island nation of Aecrocia.
Situation: Puffer's character has just been hit with three plot twists. First, he's been told that he has to marry the heiress of another kingdom. Second, he's also been told that this person is also, coincidentally, another player! Third, a fleet of warships has just launched thirty or so unknown projectiles arcing towards the island. Ergo, he's in immediate danger. He's in a skyscraper and on the top floor with his... "adoptive" father. What shall he do?
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #171 on: December 01, 2013, 09:41:30 pm »

Thread: Avatar Arena
Player: Powder Miner
Character: James Evan, Unchained Freedom Fighter.
Situation: Well, he tried punching a toaster and that didn't work. Any ideas?
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #172 on: December 01, 2013, 09:48:49 pm »

Thread: Roll To Medium
Player: Pufferfish
Character: Cecil G. Palmer, a radio host and heir to the presidency over the island nation of Aecrocia.
Situation: Puffer's character has just been hit with three plot twists. First, he's been told that he has to marry the heiress of another kingdom. Second, he's also been told that this person is also, coincidentally, another player! Third, a fleet of warships has just launched thirty or so unknown projectiles arcing towards the island. Ergo, he's in immediate danger. He's in a skyscraper and on the top floor with his... "adoptive" father. What shall he do?
Not a competitive game, I'll weigh in.

Jump out of the skyscraper on the opposite side of the projectiles!
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #173 on: December 09, 2013, 07:54:16 pm »

Thread: The Glass Halls
Player(s): oglaf
Character: An amnesiac (all of the players are amnesiacs to an extent) that survived a gas attack in a mysterious orbital structure that they were sent in to investigate. He is one of a few survivors, surrounded by dead people, and the only other survivors he's found so far are a crazy guy who runs around asking to be friends with people and this shady guy who sneaked up on him climbing on the wall (this is zero-G) and almost knifed him.
Situation: Oglaf's character threw a dead body into the room to appease a strange alien creature. The crazy guy ran into the room and chased the alien into the ventilation shafts, however, and the body he threw just hit another survivor and knocked him over.

Oglaf hasn't posted in three weeks since his last post.
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #174 on: December 09, 2013, 09:46:37 pm »

Throw another body or two at the survivor to pin him, then talk to him.
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #175 on: December 14, 2013, 10:41:04 pm »

Throw another body or two at the survivor to pin him, then talk to him.

I like this one. Thanks :P
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #176 on: January 18, 2014, 09:54:18 am »

KA-BUMP!

Thread: Nuclear Throne
Player: mastahcheese
Character: Crystal (a female mutant resistant to damage who can turn into an immobile crystal which deflects incoming damage for a while) with a slugger (a mid-ranged shotgun; bullets can bounce off walls if they miss the initial target).
Situation: Last man standing deathmatch. There's another player nearby heading for an ammo crate and another ammo crate to the left in an enclosed area.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2014, 09:58:02 am by DarkDXZ »
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #177 on: January 18, 2014, 10:12:43 am »

Give that other crystal all my weapons and such.
Turn to crystal.
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #178 on: January 18, 2014, 01:06:51 pm »

>Shoot that guy before they can reach the ammo.
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Re: Delinquent Players Help
« Reply #179 on: January 18, 2014, 09:00:02 pm »

Read my action
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